Kmoney: *staring at the ground*
Sora: *walks in* Hey, Kmoney!
Kmoney: *Still staring at the ground*
Sora: Kmoney? *waves at in front of Kmoney's face* Yo, hello?
*Mina walks in*
Mina: Kmoney, we need to discuss something about the upcoming chapters of certain stories.
Kmoney: *looks up* Ahh, my 6 o'clock appointment has arrived.
Sora: Just how long have you been staring at the ground?
Kmoney: Since my 5 o'clock appointment left.
Sora: And how long ago was that?
Kmoney: At 5:05
Sora: *muttering* What a loser?
Kmoney: I HEARD YOU! You can just leave now, Sora, if you want to talk to me I'm free at seven.
Sora: Fine! I WILL! *stomps away*
Kmoney: Oh, and by the way...
Sora: *turns around* What?
Kmoney: Yo mamma!
Sora: *growls*
Kmoney: *growls*
Sora: *leaves*
Kmoney: *turns around and faces wall.*
Mina: Okay...*blinks* Random....
Kmoney: *glances at Mina* We'll talk while the readers read, kay?
Mina: Okay.
World Tour: Part 4: The Airplane...
Cye sighed as he was finally allowed to sit down. He glanced out the window and smiled. Finally, after rescheduling four times, he was allowed the privilege of sitting on the airplane. With the way he had to keep changing the flights, the airplane was like a god or something now and only those worthy enough (Or pay enough money..) were allowed on the plane.
He laid his head back and continued to stare out of the window with a dreamy expression. Perhaps this was heaven.
"Perhaps he's going nuts..." Rowen considered.
"Perhaps he is nuts.." Mina uttered.
Rowen placed a thumb and index finger on his chin and thought deeply, "Yes, I must agree with you nurse. Cye Mouri is nuts."
"Officially?" Mina asked inquisitive.
Rowen nodded. "Officially..."
Cye snapped out of his dream state and turned over to look at Rowen and Mina. The two took a step back when they noticed the evil glint in his eyes. To add on to the look, he smirked in a very un-Cye way.
"Ro? Mina?"
"Y-yes...Cye?" they stammblered.
He reached behind him and the two host prepared to run and scream.
"I want you to do me a favor..."
"Ugh..w-what kind of favor?" Mina asked, casting her eyes on Cye's hand, which was slowly pulling something from behind his back. His hand seemed to move very slowly, like in a horror movie. As his hand was becoming more and more visible and what was in it, Mina became more and more worried that she was going to die. Die a virgin too.
Rowen took a deep breath and took a few steps to the side. "You're not going to kill me you crazy, fish loving bastard!"
Cye's evil expression vanished as if it was never there and his hand withdrew from behind him. In it was a ziplock bag with two headsets.
"Where in the world did the idea that I was going to kill you come from?"
Rowen sighed. Mina fainted. Cye blinked.
"Are you two all right?" he wondered.
Rowen shifted and smiled. "Yeah, its just...well...I was letting my imagination run away with me."
"Oh.." Cye replied. For a moment there was complete silence. Then Cye decided he'd better continue. "I was just going to ask you to go on the air for awhile when we got to France. Give the listeners some scoops on what we see and such and help them answer questions about things they were wondering about French people and their country." he took a deep breath and handed over the ziplock bag.
"Well, I guess we could do that. What do you think Mina?"
"Mina fainted." Cye explained.
"Oh, yeah."
Attention all passengers, this is your captain speaking, we would like to take this time now to inform you to please take your seats and buckle up. When the seatbeat light goes off you will be allowed to unbuckle your seatbeats and move about the aircraft. We would also like to ask you to put your seats and trays in the upright position for take off. Thank you.
"Hey," Sage noticed as he looked up, as if looking at the person speaking. "the captain isn't all weird and telling us freaky shit."
Heero only nodded as he typed away on his laptop. Sage turned around in his seat and peeped through to get a look at Heero.
"I think everything's gonna be okay."
Heero groaned to himself, but said nothing. Things weren't going to be okay now. Ever since taking this job everytime someone said something like 'everything's gonna be okay' everything turned out wrong and screwy.
Attention passengers, this is your captain once again, we would please like to ask someone to pick the lovely blonde woman off the floor and place her in her seat. Thank you
"Blonde..." Sage trailed.
"Woman." Heero finished.
"MINA!" they both shouted and stood in their seats.
What they saw was Rowen, dragging Mina down the asile way with a ziplock back in his mouth. He slowly came to a stop near his seat and placed Mina near the window. He then sat down in the aisle seat and started getting everything situated for the take off.
"I wonder what happen to her." Sage said to himself as he sat down and buckled up.
Heero shrugged, though Sage couldn't see it, and closed his laptop. "Who knows? Things make her faint easily."
"Makes you wonder how she became a ya know what."
Heero nodded, again Sage couldn't see this, and replied. "Maybe it was all the events that has happen over the past year."
Sage shrugged. "Maybe."
Attention Passengers! Yo, this be the co-captain and I've gots some stuff to say! I hope ya'll ready for take off, because if you ain't then that be yo problem and not mine. But since I get paid to keep you idiots alive, I'll say this once. Buckle up and make sure the stuff that goes down is up. Now listen to the damn ho stewardess broad and enjoy yo flight on East Asia Airlines...
"Let's just hope the captain doesn't get hurt..." Sage whispered to himself.
"Attention!" shouted a voice on the loud speaker. "We would first like to welcome you aboard East Asia Airlines. I'm the head stewardess, Melly, and I would like to instruct you on a few safety issues."
Rowen yawned. 'Oh, boy, I've heard this a thousand times...might as well just read...'
And as Rowen read, the stewardess went over the safety issues. Soon the plane took off and about two hours into the flight...
"Hey, what are you playing?" Sage asked Mina, leaning over. Sometime during the two hour gap, Mina had awaken and started playing her Gameboy advance. Since she was yelling and jumping around Rowen had sent her away 'cause he was trying to read and she went to sit next to Sage.
"I'm playing Tekken Advanced!" She cheered.
"Oh, yeah? Well can I play?"
"Yeah, hold on...almost done...c'mon you can't take me, I'm the master of everything! I am..."
"HURRY UP!" Sage rushed.
The game flashed and Mina pouted. The words 'game over' flashed across the screen.
"Sorry.." Sage said sheepishly. Mina just handed over the handheld game and sulked into her seat.
"Ahh, yes, which character will lead me to victory..." Sage whispered to himself.
*Sometime later...*
"Its my turn..." Mina whined.
"But I won..." Sage replied.
"So?"
"So, I get another game."
"But, I want to play..." Mina whimpered.
"Just after this round..."
"No...now!" Mina jumped at Sage and the two began fighting over the gameboy advanced.
"Ya know.." Cye said, looking up at Rowen, who was standing next to his seat. "Those two will be the death of us."
Rowen nodded. "Yeah, or something like that."
"AHH!" screamed the co-captain. He turned his gaze to the captain, "Yo man, you need to keep your hands on the controls."
The captain, a fine looking man with a professional look on his features and nicely dressed, looked at his co-captain, who looked the total opposite. His shirt wasn't tucked in, his pants were way too big. His look made it appear that he was the careless one when it came to flights. People avoid asking him for his service and he didn't mind because even though no one else asked him for help, this guy always did.
'Mainly,' the co-pilot thought as he steered the plane, 'because he's a lousy pilot.'
"Oh, Will..." called the captain in a delighted tone.
The navigational pilot growled and his hands clenched into a fist for a brief second before calming down and looking at the pilot. "My name isn't Will, its Tai! Tai Kimiya dammit!"
The captain turned around, letting go of the controls and facing Tai with an angry expressions. "Listen, buddy, don't you raise your voice at me! I am your captain-"
"A very crappy one, but the captain none the less..." muttered the co- pilot.
The captain turned to him. "Why all the disrespect?"
"Cause you can't fly..." explained the co-pilot.
"You keep getting my name wrong..." explained Tai.
The captain growled, huffed, and threw his hands in the air, smacking the co-pilot in the eye.
"Jesus!" cried the co-pilot as he grasped his eye, releasing the controls.
The plane started to plunge...
'This is the end...' thought Tai. His eyes were wide with pure shock of the truth hitting him and he couldn't bring himself to do nothing, but stare out the window as they got closer and closer to the ground.
'I can't believe it...'
*********************
"Its the end...!" screamed Mina. She clung to Sage and screamed again. Along with the rest of the passengers. "We're all gonna die!"
Sage would have gladly replied, if she wasn't squeezing the hell out of his arm and they weren't about to die that is.
Rowen cursed to himself. 'Why me?' was his final thought. Then he blinked. 'Why me? I don't want 'why me?' to be my final thought. How about something glorious and cool. Let's see...'
******************
"Grab the controls!" Tai screamed in a panicked, regaining his composure. "Grab them dammit!"
"Shit! My fucking eye!" cried the co-pilot. "I can't see a damn thing out of my right eye..."
"Oh, I'm sorry Rick..."
"MY NAME ISN'T RICK! Its Sam!"
"WILL SOMEONE GRAB THE DAMN CONTROLS!" Tai demanded.
Sam came to relies what he hadn't been doing and went to work. He grabbed his set of controls and started pulling the plane back up.
"Grab your controls, captain!" ordered Tai.
The captain nodded stupidly and grasped hold of his controls and pulled in unison with Sam.
The clouds parted in a mocking way. Letting nothing slow the plane down or stop its soon to be fiery fate. The three pilots all stared in fear as the ground approached far to quickly for their liking. They had not a thought in mind except
'We're going to die...'
And giving the clouds exactly what they wanted flight 339 crashed and burned. With many people inside.
____________________________________________________________________________ ______
Mina: How come we didn't talk while they read?
Kmoney: Because you were there and I was here.
Mina: Oh, yeah. So let's talk now.
Kmoney: Fine, what do you need?
Mina: When are the readers gonna be able to read...*pulls out a paper and reads it* My chapter of 'A New Destiny'?
Kmoney: *stares* Are you asking this question for someone else?
Mina: *blank stare* Yes.
Kmoney: Who?
Mina: Ugh...I can't tell you. Lita will kill me.
Kmoney: *completely oblivious of her naming who sent her* Fair enough. We wouldn't want Lita to kill you now.
Mina: Yeah, thanks for being so understanding.
Kmoney: No problem. Now, you just tell whoever it is that there chapter will come out when I write it.
Mina: And when is that?
Kmoney: I don't know. Sometime next year.
Mina: Oh, okay. Well thanks. Bye. *skips off*
Kmoney: Bye. I bet Raye sent her. She's so impatient.
Sora: *walks in* Hey, Kmoney!
Kmoney: *Still staring at the ground*
Sora: Kmoney? *waves at in front of Kmoney's face* Yo, hello?
*Mina walks in*
Mina: Kmoney, we need to discuss something about the upcoming chapters of certain stories.
Kmoney: *looks up* Ahh, my 6 o'clock appointment has arrived.
Sora: Just how long have you been staring at the ground?
Kmoney: Since my 5 o'clock appointment left.
Sora: And how long ago was that?
Kmoney: At 5:05
Sora: *muttering* What a loser?
Kmoney: I HEARD YOU! You can just leave now, Sora, if you want to talk to me I'm free at seven.
Sora: Fine! I WILL! *stomps away*
Kmoney: Oh, and by the way...
Sora: *turns around* What?
Kmoney: Yo mamma!
Sora: *growls*
Kmoney: *growls*
Sora: *leaves*
Kmoney: *turns around and faces wall.*
Mina: Okay...*blinks* Random....
Kmoney: *glances at Mina* We'll talk while the readers read, kay?
Mina: Okay.
World Tour: Part 4: The Airplane...
Cye sighed as he was finally allowed to sit down. He glanced out the window and smiled. Finally, after rescheduling four times, he was allowed the privilege of sitting on the airplane. With the way he had to keep changing the flights, the airplane was like a god or something now and only those worthy enough (Or pay enough money..) were allowed on the plane.
He laid his head back and continued to stare out of the window with a dreamy expression. Perhaps this was heaven.
"Perhaps he's going nuts..." Rowen considered.
"Perhaps he is nuts.." Mina uttered.
Rowen placed a thumb and index finger on his chin and thought deeply, "Yes, I must agree with you nurse. Cye Mouri is nuts."
"Officially?" Mina asked inquisitive.
Rowen nodded. "Officially..."
Cye snapped out of his dream state and turned over to look at Rowen and Mina. The two took a step back when they noticed the evil glint in his eyes. To add on to the look, he smirked in a very un-Cye way.
"Ro? Mina?"
"Y-yes...Cye?" they stammblered.
He reached behind him and the two host prepared to run and scream.
"I want you to do me a favor..."
"Ugh..w-what kind of favor?" Mina asked, casting her eyes on Cye's hand, which was slowly pulling something from behind his back. His hand seemed to move very slowly, like in a horror movie. As his hand was becoming more and more visible and what was in it, Mina became more and more worried that she was going to die. Die a virgin too.
Rowen took a deep breath and took a few steps to the side. "You're not going to kill me you crazy, fish loving bastard!"
Cye's evil expression vanished as if it was never there and his hand withdrew from behind him. In it was a ziplock bag with two headsets.
"Where in the world did the idea that I was going to kill you come from?"
Rowen sighed. Mina fainted. Cye blinked.
"Are you two all right?" he wondered.
Rowen shifted and smiled. "Yeah, its just...well...I was letting my imagination run away with me."
"Oh.." Cye replied. For a moment there was complete silence. Then Cye decided he'd better continue. "I was just going to ask you to go on the air for awhile when we got to France. Give the listeners some scoops on what we see and such and help them answer questions about things they were wondering about French people and their country." he took a deep breath and handed over the ziplock bag.
"Well, I guess we could do that. What do you think Mina?"
"Mina fainted." Cye explained.
"Oh, yeah."
Attention all passengers, this is your captain speaking, we would like to take this time now to inform you to please take your seats and buckle up. When the seatbeat light goes off you will be allowed to unbuckle your seatbeats and move about the aircraft. We would also like to ask you to put your seats and trays in the upright position for take off. Thank you.
"Hey," Sage noticed as he looked up, as if looking at the person speaking. "the captain isn't all weird and telling us freaky shit."
Heero only nodded as he typed away on his laptop. Sage turned around in his seat and peeped through to get a look at Heero.
"I think everything's gonna be okay."
Heero groaned to himself, but said nothing. Things weren't going to be okay now. Ever since taking this job everytime someone said something like 'everything's gonna be okay' everything turned out wrong and screwy.
Attention passengers, this is your captain once again, we would please like to ask someone to pick the lovely blonde woman off the floor and place her in her seat. Thank you
"Blonde..." Sage trailed.
"Woman." Heero finished.
"MINA!" they both shouted and stood in their seats.
What they saw was Rowen, dragging Mina down the asile way with a ziplock back in his mouth. He slowly came to a stop near his seat and placed Mina near the window. He then sat down in the aisle seat and started getting everything situated for the take off.
"I wonder what happen to her." Sage said to himself as he sat down and buckled up.
Heero shrugged, though Sage couldn't see it, and closed his laptop. "Who knows? Things make her faint easily."
"Makes you wonder how she became a ya know what."
Heero nodded, again Sage couldn't see this, and replied. "Maybe it was all the events that has happen over the past year."
Sage shrugged. "Maybe."
Attention Passengers! Yo, this be the co-captain and I've gots some stuff to say! I hope ya'll ready for take off, because if you ain't then that be yo problem and not mine. But since I get paid to keep you idiots alive, I'll say this once. Buckle up and make sure the stuff that goes down is up. Now listen to the damn ho stewardess broad and enjoy yo flight on East Asia Airlines...
"Let's just hope the captain doesn't get hurt..." Sage whispered to himself.
"Attention!" shouted a voice on the loud speaker. "We would first like to welcome you aboard East Asia Airlines. I'm the head stewardess, Melly, and I would like to instruct you on a few safety issues."
Rowen yawned. 'Oh, boy, I've heard this a thousand times...might as well just read...'
And as Rowen read, the stewardess went over the safety issues. Soon the plane took off and about two hours into the flight...
"Hey, what are you playing?" Sage asked Mina, leaning over. Sometime during the two hour gap, Mina had awaken and started playing her Gameboy advance. Since she was yelling and jumping around Rowen had sent her away 'cause he was trying to read and she went to sit next to Sage.
"I'm playing Tekken Advanced!" She cheered.
"Oh, yeah? Well can I play?"
"Yeah, hold on...almost done...c'mon you can't take me, I'm the master of everything! I am..."
"HURRY UP!" Sage rushed.
The game flashed and Mina pouted. The words 'game over' flashed across the screen.
"Sorry.." Sage said sheepishly. Mina just handed over the handheld game and sulked into her seat.
"Ahh, yes, which character will lead me to victory..." Sage whispered to himself.
*Sometime later...*
"Its my turn..." Mina whined.
"But I won..." Sage replied.
"So?"
"So, I get another game."
"But, I want to play..." Mina whimpered.
"Just after this round..."
"No...now!" Mina jumped at Sage and the two began fighting over the gameboy advanced.
"Ya know.." Cye said, looking up at Rowen, who was standing next to his seat. "Those two will be the death of us."
Rowen nodded. "Yeah, or something like that."
"AHH!" screamed the co-captain. He turned his gaze to the captain, "Yo man, you need to keep your hands on the controls."
The captain, a fine looking man with a professional look on his features and nicely dressed, looked at his co-captain, who looked the total opposite. His shirt wasn't tucked in, his pants were way too big. His look made it appear that he was the careless one when it came to flights. People avoid asking him for his service and he didn't mind because even though no one else asked him for help, this guy always did.
'Mainly,' the co-pilot thought as he steered the plane, 'because he's a lousy pilot.'
"Oh, Will..." called the captain in a delighted tone.
The navigational pilot growled and his hands clenched into a fist for a brief second before calming down and looking at the pilot. "My name isn't Will, its Tai! Tai Kimiya dammit!"
The captain turned around, letting go of the controls and facing Tai with an angry expressions. "Listen, buddy, don't you raise your voice at me! I am your captain-"
"A very crappy one, but the captain none the less..." muttered the co- pilot.
The captain turned to him. "Why all the disrespect?"
"Cause you can't fly..." explained the co-pilot.
"You keep getting my name wrong..." explained Tai.
The captain growled, huffed, and threw his hands in the air, smacking the co-pilot in the eye.
"Jesus!" cried the co-pilot as he grasped his eye, releasing the controls.
The plane started to plunge...
'This is the end...' thought Tai. His eyes were wide with pure shock of the truth hitting him and he couldn't bring himself to do nothing, but stare out the window as they got closer and closer to the ground.
'I can't believe it...'
*********************
"Its the end...!" screamed Mina. She clung to Sage and screamed again. Along with the rest of the passengers. "We're all gonna die!"
Sage would have gladly replied, if she wasn't squeezing the hell out of his arm and they weren't about to die that is.
Rowen cursed to himself. 'Why me?' was his final thought. Then he blinked. 'Why me? I don't want 'why me?' to be my final thought. How about something glorious and cool. Let's see...'
******************
"Grab the controls!" Tai screamed in a panicked, regaining his composure. "Grab them dammit!"
"Shit! My fucking eye!" cried the co-pilot. "I can't see a damn thing out of my right eye..."
"Oh, I'm sorry Rick..."
"MY NAME ISN'T RICK! Its Sam!"
"WILL SOMEONE GRAB THE DAMN CONTROLS!" Tai demanded.
Sam came to relies what he hadn't been doing and went to work. He grabbed his set of controls and started pulling the plane back up.
"Grab your controls, captain!" ordered Tai.
The captain nodded stupidly and grasped hold of his controls and pulled in unison with Sam.
The clouds parted in a mocking way. Letting nothing slow the plane down or stop its soon to be fiery fate. The three pilots all stared in fear as the ground approached far to quickly for their liking. They had not a thought in mind except
'We're going to die...'
And giving the clouds exactly what they wanted flight 339 crashed and burned. With many people inside.
____________________________________________________________________________ ______
Mina: How come we didn't talk while they read?
Kmoney: Because you were there and I was here.
Mina: Oh, yeah. So let's talk now.
Kmoney: Fine, what do you need?
Mina: When are the readers gonna be able to read...*pulls out a paper and reads it* My chapter of 'A New Destiny'?
Kmoney: *stares* Are you asking this question for someone else?
Mina: *blank stare* Yes.
Kmoney: Who?
Mina: Ugh...I can't tell you. Lita will kill me.
Kmoney: *completely oblivious of her naming who sent her* Fair enough. We wouldn't want Lita to kill you now.
Mina: Yeah, thanks for being so understanding.
Kmoney: No problem. Now, you just tell whoever it is that there chapter will come out when I write it.
Mina: And when is that?
Kmoney: I don't know. Sometime next year.
Mina: Oh, okay. Well thanks. Bye. *skips off*
Kmoney: Bye. I bet Raye sent her. She's so impatient.