Okay I'm sure you're all familiar with the androids song 'Do it with
Madonna' well this is my little take on that, only with my own words. It
was originally going to be 'Do it with Squall' but then I became obsessed
with Locke so here it is:
Disclaimer: I don't own any Squaresoft characters or the androids or their
song or.. Hang on a minute *steals Locke*
Locke: Uhh, help?
Me: *hentai grin*
Locke: EDGAR? TERRA? SOMEONE HELP!
Me: *cracks whip* don't make me gag you!
You know Irvine's got the body, he really likes to spin and twirl
But when he's flirting with the camera, you know he's after another girl
Now Tidus is cute but still a baby, and he talks with attitude
He has some spunk for a young guy, but what I really want to do I'd rather do it with Locke, he's what a man's supposed to be
Oh Locke, won't you do it with me When Sephiroth kills, it is amazing, I like his belly and his butt
But how would you like to be with him, he's always hanging with his mom I'd rather do it with Locke, he's what a man's supposed to be
The only guy I'll ever need, Locke, do it with me
I'd rather do it with Locke, he's really got me on my knees
The only guy I'll ever need, Locke , do it with me Ooh Locke, ooh, ooh Locke
I'd really like to be with Cloud, I think he's really, really hot
I wonder if I could get Cloud to wanna do it with Locke I'd rather do it with Locke, he's really got me on my knees
Oh Locke, won't you do it with me
I'd rather do it with Locke, he's what a man's supposed to be
Oh Locke, come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Locke, he's really got me
I wanna do it with Ooh Locke, ooh Locke, ooh Locke
Ooh Locke, ooh Locke, ooh Locke Was it bad, good, or just stupid, well, it was just something to break up time between my next fic. Locke: Oh hit me harder! Me: SHHHHHHHHH! Sorry about him people, n-no d-d-don't leave. *hits Locke* you scared all my readers away. Locke: What readers?
You know Irvine's got the body, he really likes to spin and twirl
But when he's flirting with the camera, you know he's after another girl
Now Tidus is cute but still a baby, and he talks with attitude
He has some spunk for a young guy, but what I really want to do I'd rather do it with Locke, he's what a man's supposed to be
Oh Locke, won't you do it with me When Sephiroth kills, it is amazing, I like his belly and his butt
But how would you like to be with him, he's always hanging with his mom I'd rather do it with Locke, he's what a man's supposed to be
The only guy I'll ever need, Locke, do it with me
I'd rather do it with Locke, he's really got me on my knees
The only guy I'll ever need, Locke , do it with me Ooh Locke, ooh, ooh Locke
I'd really like to be with Cloud, I think he's really, really hot
I wonder if I could get Cloud to wanna do it with Locke I'd rather do it with Locke, he's really got me on my knees
Oh Locke, won't you do it with me
I'd rather do it with Locke, he's what a man's supposed to be
Oh Locke, come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Locke, he's really got me
I wanna do it with Ooh Locke, ooh Locke, ooh Locke
Ooh Locke, ooh Locke, ooh Locke Was it bad, good, or just stupid, well, it was just something to break up time between my next fic. Locke: Oh hit me harder! Me: SHHHHHHHHH! Sorry about him people, n-no d-d-don't leave. *hits Locke* you scared all my readers away. Locke: What readers?