Rayne-S: For some insane reason (a.k.a. my friend Colten) just gave me some
ideas to enhance the humor in this fic. That kid couldn't write or do
anything out of humor in his life. It's amazing how he can turn something
as innocent as a key into a deadly weapon. Honestly, he threatened to
'open' me with it if I didn't cooperate. In the end he won and was able to
eat my homework.
Rayne: -_-;; He threatened you with a key...
Ray: Okay...o.0
Rayne: I thought you said you could beat him up.
Rayne-S: I can... Now back to business. Rayne you still gotta sing ter Ray. I wonder how you're going to smuggle out of this one.
Rayne: I'll find a way... I always do.
Rayne-S: Tever (my word for whatever) Kai do the disclaimer.
Kai: How did you know I was here? You have to have magic or something to do that.
Rayne-S: I'm not at liberty to discus that. Anyway...how doyou guys like my new door. * Motions to a steel reinforced door with countless burglar alarms *
Ray: It's great but... how do we open it? Every time we get withen three feet of the thing the alarm goes off.
Rayne: I think you overreacted when they took your door.
Kai: No shit.
Ryo: I agree.
Rayne-S: Not you too, Ryo... note to self next time I make a new character... make them more loyal.
Rayne+Ryo: * sticks tongues out at Rayne-S * You know we're the best.
Kai: Rayne-S only owns her characters and will never, I repeat, NEVER own the Bladebreakers or Gundam Wing or Avril Lavigne and any of her lyrics.
Rayne-S: Wanna bet.
Rayne+Ryo+Ray: -_-;; Not again.
BTW this~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Means that someone is singing.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rayne groaned as she flipped over to the other side of the bed. The bright yellow rays of light reflected off the white sheets that she was hiding under. Groggily she began to sit up, knowing that the ever-annoying sun would not leave to let her slumber.
"Friggin evil sun. Not letting me sleep." She complained in between a yawn. She glanced over towards her digital clock and noted that it was 6:30 in the morning. Yawning again she scrambled out of her cozy little bed to the hard and cold bathroom. Already she could tell that it was going to be a looooooooooooong day, since of course it was a Monday.
With a few scattered yawns and complaints, she finished getting ready for school and left the coziness that was her bedroom. She found a fully prepared Ray in her Living room.
"Mornin'." Ray greeted her in a monotone voice. He too, wasn't so fond of Mondays.
"Right let's just get going before we become late." She said, hoping with all her might that Ray forgot a certain promise that she made him.
"Not so fast Rayne."
Damn.
"You still got to sing, we've got around thirty minutes to spare and it only takes ten minutes to walk to school." Ray pronounced. He was having fun torturing Rayne.
Double damn.
"Yeah but... the song is umm... thirty minutes long, yeah that's it." Rayne replied sweating.
"Nice try. That might work for Tyson, but not on me." Ray smugly added.
Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn and I forget, damn.
"Aurgh, I give up. I'll sing, I'll sing."
Rayne went to the corner of the room and got her guitar. After hooking it up to the amp, she started to play some notes to see if it was working. Then she started to play a nice fast-beat tempo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
VERSE 1
Please tell me what is taking place
'Cause I cant seem to find a trace
Guess it must've got erased somehow
Probably cause I always forget
Everytime someone tells me their name
It's always gotta be the same
(In my world)
Never wore cover up
Always beat the boys up
Grew up in a 5,000 population town
Made my money by cutting grass
Got fired by a fried chicken ass
All in a small town
'Napanee'
You know I always stay up without sleeping
And think to myself
Where do I belong forever
In whose arms, the time and place
CHORUS
Cant help it if space in a daze
My eyes tune out the other way
I may switch off and go in a daydream
In this head my thoughts are deep
Sometimes I cannot even speak
Would someone be and not pretend I'm off again in my world
VERSE 2
I never spend less than an hour
Washing my hair in the shower
It always takes five hours to make it straight
So I'll braid it in a zillion braids
Though it may take all friggin day
There's nothing else better to do anyway
When you're all alone in the lands of forever
Lay under the Milky Way
On and on it's getting to late out
I'm not in love this time, this night
CHORUS
Take some time
Mellow out
Party up
But don't fall down
Don't get caught
Sneak out off the house
CHORUS x2
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When Rayne finished, Ray stood there dumbstruck. He didn't think that she'd sing that good, never mind sing AND play.
"So how did ya like it? This song is originally Avril Lavigne's but since none of my songs are finished I might as well sing one my favorites, right?"
"Wow! That was real good. You know, I would pay to hear that again. Why don't you get a band or something?" Ray said.
"I am. But I'll tell you about it in school. If we dun hurry up we'll really get it bad. 'Specially me since I was late three times this month." Rayne said while running out the front door.
"Wait up Rayne!" Ray yelled as he struggled to catch up to the sprinting girl.
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"So, where were you two last night?" Ryo asked Rayne as she looked throughout her locker for the essentials.
"We kinda had a game of hit and run. Ray of course hit me to hard and we both stumbled down the hill. I guess we must of got knocked unconscious cause next thing I knew it was dark and Ray was sleeping next to me." Rayne said in one breath, "It's real confusing."
"Okay." Ryo said simply and rushed of to their next class. It was times like this that reminded Rayne why Ryo was her best friend.
Just like any other typical Monday Rayne and Ryo would enter class number 421 and be greeted by a bunch of boys who just gazed dreamily at them. 'Aurgh, typical boys. Man this routine's getting SO old and boring.' She and Ryo sat down in the back of the class and waited for the guys to arrive.
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"So Ray, what happened last night?" Max asked.
Ray mentally groaned as he thought of a way to organize yesterday's events. "Well me and Rayne were playing a game. Then I guess we must've fell down and got knocked unconscious, cause the next thing I knew, Rayne was waking me up in the middle of the night."
"What game were you two playing?" Tyson asked. Ray made a mental note to kill Tyson later.
"I guess we were playing hit and run, cause she hit me then I ran after her and hit her back and vica-verca."
"Oh." Said Max and Tyson simultaneously. Even though they had the I-don't- believe-you-for-a-second look on their faces.
They walked up the hall and entered the forlorn room numbered 421.
They walked to the back, ignoring the lustful gazes of the classroom girls and sat in the closest seats to the girls.
"Hiya Rayne, Ryo!" Max exclaimed cheerfully (well that was kindof a no- brainer). "Hey Max. Tell me, how do you stay cheerful, even on school days?" Rayne asked. "I dunno, I guess I just do." He replied, shrugging of the answer.
The class was then silence as Mrs. Trinity entered the room. She was nice, yet strict. She started rambling about 'changes' that were going to be made in the school thanks to a new principle. Rayne just groaned along with the rest of the class as she went into 'bore mode'. Rayne thanked god that she had long hair and placed one of those tiny headphones into her right ear. She could still hear the teacher but at the same time she was listening to music (Try it. It really works).
Then suddenly Mrs. Trinity beckoned a new boy to enter the room. He had short spiky bland hair that had brown roots. He was wearing a bright red button up shirt over a white tee, unbuttoned of course. And blue formal pants. He was defiantly cute in a regular girls point of view. But as I showed, Rayne was anything but ordinary (that's the title too. Cowinkydink... I think not.)Rayne just looked at him with a blank stare.
He however was VERY amused with Rayne. His eyes passed all the other girls but his mind remained on Rayne. He studied her body closely, as if inspecting it. She had lost interest in him ten minutes ago and was now staring into space so she didn't notice his 'inspection'.
"All right class. This is Ryan. I expect you to do you're best to make him feel at home." Mrs. Trinity exclaimed at the group. She turned to face him and saw him staring at Rayne. Being the thoughtful, naïve person that she was she decided to assign Rayne to help him around the school. "Rayne, would you please stay with Ryan until he can find his way through our schools. Ryan Rayne is the one in red at the very back." Ryan lit up at the sound of these words and walked down there casually, and sat in the seat next to Rayne. All of Rayne's female classmates, other than Ryo, glared at Rayne for being so 'lucky'.
Rayne just sunk lower in her seat. This day couldn't get any worse. And to top it all off, it was only first period and Ryo and the bladebreakers were sniggering like crazy. But Rayne shut them up by giving them the dreaded Rayne Death Glare.
'Yep. It really is going to be a loooooooooooong day.' She thought bitterly as Ryan attempted to get her attention. And failed miserably.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rayne-S: This goes out to mysterygirl. And as you can see I decided to change the song to 'My World'.
Rayne: Why do you enjoy making my life a living hell?
Ray: Mwawawawawawawawawawawa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've got some stuck up playboy stalkin' you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Rayne: Shut up or I'm callin Kelly.
Ray: * Shuts up immediately *
Rayne: Who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now?
Ryo: God they're so childish.
Rayne+Ray: SHUT UP!
Kai: ...-_-;;
Ryo: O.o Okay I'll be good.
Rayne-S: L8er guys. Mesa gotta go. Please review and even Flames are welcome * mumbles* since I know magic and can magically destroy it *stops mumbling * L8ER DAYZ!
Rayne: -_-;; He threatened you with a key...
Ray: Okay...o.0
Rayne: I thought you said you could beat him up.
Rayne-S: I can... Now back to business. Rayne you still gotta sing ter Ray. I wonder how you're going to smuggle out of this one.
Rayne: I'll find a way... I always do.
Rayne-S: Tever (my word for whatever) Kai do the disclaimer.
Kai: How did you know I was here? You have to have magic or something to do that.
Rayne-S: I'm not at liberty to discus that. Anyway...how doyou guys like my new door. * Motions to a steel reinforced door with countless burglar alarms *
Ray: It's great but... how do we open it? Every time we get withen three feet of the thing the alarm goes off.
Rayne: I think you overreacted when they took your door.
Kai: No shit.
Ryo: I agree.
Rayne-S: Not you too, Ryo... note to self next time I make a new character... make them more loyal.
Rayne+Ryo: * sticks tongues out at Rayne-S * You know we're the best.
Kai: Rayne-S only owns her characters and will never, I repeat, NEVER own the Bladebreakers or Gundam Wing or Avril Lavigne and any of her lyrics.
Rayne-S: Wanna bet.
Rayne+Ryo+Ray: -_-;; Not again.
BTW this~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Means that someone is singing.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rayne groaned as she flipped over to the other side of the bed. The bright yellow rays of light reflected off the white sheets that she was hiding under. Groggily she began to sit up, knowing that the ever-annoying sun would not leave to let her slumber.
"Friggin evil sun. Not letting me sleep." She complained in between a yawn. She glanced over towards her digital clock and noted that it was 6:30 in the morning. Yawning again she scrambled out of her cozy little bed to the hard and cold bathroom. Already she could tell that it was going to be a looooooooooooong day, since of course it was a Monday.
With a few scattered yawns and complaints, she finished getting ready for school and left the coziness that was her bedroom. She found a fully prepared Ray in her Living room.
"Mornin'." Ray greeted her in a monotone voice. He too, wasn't so fond of Mondays.
"Right let's just get going before we become late." She said, hoping with all her might that Ray forgot a certain promise that she made him.
"Not so fast Rayne."
Damn.
"You still got to sing, we've got around thirty minutes to spare and it only takes ten minutes to walk to school." Ray pronounced. He was having fun torturing Rayne.
Double damn.
"Yeah but... the song is umm... thirty minutes long, yeah that's it." Rayne replied sweating.
"Nice try. That might work for Tyson, but not on me." Ray smugly added.
Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn and I forget, damn.
"Aurgh, I give up. I'll sing, I'll sing."
Rayne went to the corner of the room and got her guitar. After hooking it up to the amp, she started to play some notes to see if it was working. Then she started to play a nice fast-beat tempo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
VERSE 1
Please tell me what is taking place
'Cause I cant seem to find a trace
Guess it must've got erased somehow
Probably cause I always forget
Everytime someone tells me their name
It's always gotta be the same
(In my world)
Never wore cover up
Always beat the boys up
Grew up in a 5,000 population town
Made my money by cutting grass
Got fired by a fried chicken ass
All in a small town
'Napanee'
You know I always stay up without sleeping
And think to myself
Where do I belong forever
In whose arms, the time and place
CHORUS
Cant help it if space in a daze
My eyes tune out the other way
I may switch off and go in a daydream
In this head my thoughts are deep
Sometimes I cannot even speak
Would someone be and not pretend I'm off again in my world
VERSE 2
I never spend less than an hour
Washing my hair in the shower
It always takes five hours to make it straight
So I'll braid it in a zillion braids
Though it may take all friggin day
There's nothing else better to do anyway
When you're all alone in the lands of forever
Lay under the Milky Way
On and on it's getting to late out
I'm not in love this time, this night
CHORUS
Take some time
Mellow out
Party up
But don't fall down
Don't get caught
Sneak out off the house
CHORUS x2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Rayne finished, Ray stood there dumbstruck. He didn't think that she'd sing that good, never mind sing AND play.
"So how did ya like it? This song is originally Avril Lavigne's but since none of my songs are finished I might as well sing one my favorites, right?"
"Wow! That was real good. You know, I would pay to hear that again. Why don't you get a band or something?" Ray said.
"I am. But I'll tell you about it in school. If we dun hurry up we'll really get it bad. 'Specially me since I was late three times this month." Rayne said while running out the front door.
"Wait up Rayne!" Ray yelled as he struggled to catch up to the sprinting girl.
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"So, where were you two last night?" Ryo asked Rayne as she looked throughout her locker for the essentials.
"We kinda had a game of hit and run. Ray of course hit me to hard and we both stumbled down the hill. I guess we must of got knocked unconscious cause next thing I knew it was dark and Ray was sleeping next to me." Rayne said in one breath, "It's real confusing."
"Okay." Ryo said simply and rushed of to their next class. It was times like this that reminded Rayne why Ryo was her best friend.
Just like any other typical Monday Rayne and Ryo would enter class number 421 and be greeted by a bunch of boys who just gazed dreamily at them. 'Aurgh, typical boys. Man this routine's getting SO old and boring.' She and Ryo sat down in the back of the class and waited for the guys to arrive.
************************************
"So Ray, what happened last night?" Max asked.
Ray mentally groaned as he thought of a way to organize yesterday's events. "Well me and Rayne were playing a game. Then I guess we must've fell down and got knocked unconscious, cause the next thing I knew, Rayne was waking me up in the middle of the night."
"What game were you two playing?" Tyson asked. Ray made a mental note to kill Tyson later.
"I guess we were playing hit and run, cause she hit me then I ran after her and hit her back and vica-verca."
"Oh." Said Max and Tyson simultaneously. Even though they had the I-don't- believe-you-for-a-second look on their faces.
They walked up the hall and entered the forlorn room numbered 421.
They walked to the back, ignoring the lustful gazes of the classroom girls and sat in the closest seats to the girls.
"Hiya Rayne, Ryo!" Max exclaimed cheerfully (well that was kindof a no- brainer). "Hey Max. Tell me, how do you stay cheerful, even on school days?" Rayne asked. "I dunno, I guess I just do." He replied, shrugging of the answer.
The class was then silence as Mrs. Trinity entered the room. She was nice, yet strict. She started rambling about 'changes' that were going to be made in the school thanks to a new principle. Rayne just groaned along with the rest of the class as she went into 'bore mode'. Rayne thanked god that she had long hair and placed one of those tiny headphones into her right ear. She could still hear the teacher but at the same time she was listening to music (Try it. It really works).
Then suddenly Mrs. Trinity beckoned a new boy to enter the room. He had short spiky bland hair that had brown roots. He was wearing a bright red button up shirt over a white tee, unbuttoned of course. And blue formal pants. He was defiantly cute in a regular girls point of view. But as I showed, Rayne was anything but ordinary (that's the title too. Cowinkydink... I think not.)Rayne just looked at him with a blank stare.
He however was VERY amused with Rayne. His eyes passed all the other girls but his mind remained on Rayne. He studied her body closely, as if inspecting it. She had lost interest in him ten minutes ago and was now staring into space so she didn't notice his 'inspection'.
"All right class. This is Ryan. I expect you to do you're best to make him feel at home." Mrs. Trinity exclaimed at the group. She turned to face him and saw him staring at Rayne. Being the thoughtful, naïve person that she was she decided to assign Rayne to help him around the school. "Rayne, would you please stay with Ryan until he can find his way through our schools. Ryan Rayne is the one in red at the very back." Ryan lit up at the sound of these words and walked down there casually, and sat in the seat next to Rayne. All of Rayne's female classmates, other than Ryo, glared at Rayne for being so 'lucky'.
Rayne just sunk lower in her seat. This day couldn't get any worse. And to top it all off, it was only first period and Ryo and the bladebreakers were sniggering like crazy. But Rayne shut them up by giving them the dreaded Rayne Death Glare.
'Yep. It really is going to be a loooooooooooong day.' She thought bitterly as Ryan attempted to get her attention. And failed miserably.
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Rayne-S: This goes out to mysterygirl. And as you can see I decided to change the song to 'My World'.
Rayne: Why do you enjoy making my life a living hell?
Ray: Mwawawawawawawawawawawa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've got some stuck up playboy stalkin' you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Rayne: Shut up or I'm callin Kelly.
Ray: * Shuts up immediately *
Rayne: Who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now?
Ryo: God they're so childish.
Rayne+Ray: SHUT UP!
Kai: ...-_-;;
Ryo: O.o Okay I'll be good.
Rayne-S: L8er guys. Mesa gotta go. Please review and even Flames are welcome * mumbles* since I know magic and can magically destroy it *stops mumbling * L8ER DAYZ!