LUNA: haha! Yes, we're back! *everyone screams at runs away*
.hey! Get back here!
HOLLY: why don't you just pretend there's still people here and keep blabbering away?
LUNA: (looking much happier) good idea!
HOLLY: groan.
LUNA: well, you will all be pleased to know that not only have a got a word processor with a real live spell-check, I've also written another chapter in the thrilling Juniper Blair saga!
*everyone groans*
LUNA: wha-at??
ARTEMIS: let's just get this over with already.
JULIET: I'm not in this, right? Because the WWE wrestling is on Channel 40 RIGHT NOW, and NOTHING you can say is going to stop me from watching it .even though the Rock, and his hot people's eyebrow left.
LUNA: fine, be gone.
BUTLER: since I haven't done anything for something like the whole un- story, I'll just sidle away.
HOLLY: heck, I'll come too.
ARTEMIS: WHAT?! You're not all leaving me here!
JULIET: tata!
LUNA: muhahahaha!! *looks around* oops.
ARTEMIS: *cowering* let's get this over with, okay?
LUNA: suuure, whatever you say!
The search on JBcat2100 came up.
NAME: Juniper Felecia Bianca Rosamund Blair
AGE: 12
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Boston, Mass. America
FAMILY: Mother, Aurora Alicia Lopez, MIA
Father, Jonathan Ricardo Bryan Blair, admitted to St. Murray's mental hospital June 1996
Wow, Artemis thought. Sure can get a lot of the internet these days.
ARTEMIS: don't you just love OOC?
LUNA: can it.
JBcat2100: so, Artemis, where shall we meet?
ARTMSFWL2: Dublin.
JBcat2100: wonderful-I get to pay for the concord flight. Be there by 6 AM tomorrow or face the consequences.
Artemis blanched. He didn't want to mess with this girl
ARTEMIS: why am I always such a wimp?
LUNA: Artemis started to type an answer, but then a box popped up saying:
JBcat2100 has signed off. "I only kiss boys in dreams because the ones in real life are creeps" -Juniper Blair
Artemis sighed. He could tell this was the beginning of a long-lasting relationship.
ARTEMIS: lemme guess. I'll kiss the girl, and she'll wonder how she could ever think boys were creeps.
LUNA: shhh! You'll give away the plot!
ARTEMIS: time for my coffee break. Go get some Ice Cream or something.
LUNA: ice cream? CAPITALIZED ice cream?
HOLLY: why don't you just pretend there's still people here and keep blabbering away?
LUNA: (looking much happier) good idea!
HOLLY: groan.
LUNA: well, you will all be pleased to know that not only have a got a word processor with a real live spell-check, I've also written another chapter in the thrilling Juniper Blair saga!
*everyone groans*
LUNA: wha-at??
ARTEMIS: let's just get this over with already.
JULIET: I'm not in this, right? Because the WWE wrestling is on Channel 40 RIGHT NOW, and NOTHING you can say is going to stop me from watching it .even though the Rock, and his hot people's eyebrow left.
LUNA: fine, be gone.
BUTLER: since I haven't done anything for something like the whole un- story, I'll just sidle away.
HOLLY: heck, I'll come too.
ARTEMIS: WHAT?! You're not all leaving me here!
JULIET: tata!
LUNA: muhahahaha!! *looks around* oops.
ARTEMIS: *cowering* let's get this over with, okay?
LUNA: suuure, whatever you say!
The search on JBcat2100 came up.
NAME: Juniper Felecia Bianca Rosamund Blair
AGE: 12
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Boston, Mass. America
FAMILY: Mother, Aurora Alicia Lopez, MIA
Father, Jonathan Ricardo Bryan Blair, admitted to St. Murray's mental hospital June 1996
Wow, Artemis thought. Sure can get a lot of the internet these days.
ARTEMIS: don't you just love OOC?
LUNA: can it.
JBcat2100: so, Artemis, where shall we meet?
ARTMSFWL2: Dublin.
JBcat2100: wonderful-I get to pay for the concord flight. Be there by 6 AM tomorrow or face the consequences.
Artemis blanched. He didn't want to mess with this girl
ARTEMIS: why am I always such a wimp?
LUNA: Artemis started to type an answer, but then a box popped up saying:
JBcat2100 has signed off. "I only kiss boys in dreams because the ones in real life are creeps" -Juniper Blair
Artemis sighed. He could tell this was the beginning of a long-lasting relationship.
ARTEMIS: lemme guess. I'll kiss the girl, and she'll wonder how she could ever think boys were creeps.
LUNA: shhh! You'll give away the plot!
ARTEMIS: time for my coffee break. Go get some Ice Cream or something.
LUNA: ice cream? CAPITALIZED ice cream?