LUNA: we're BACK! sans spell-check, sans decent charactors, sans sanity,
and san fransico.
JULIET: what the *censored* was that?
HOLLY: ignore her, Juliet.
LUNA: I've finally managed to find all the Artemis Fowl charactors. they were scattered aroud differant parts of the globe, hence the four month hiatus.
ARTEMIS: I only came back becouse my REAL author gave me a third book. it was in the contract.
LUNA: shaddup.
ALL: DO YOU SEE WHAT WE ARE FORCED TO PUT UP WITH??
LUNA: haha! you all are such kidders!!
HOLLY: what are you, some demented 50's father? *starts poking Luna with a chopstick* don't ask where this chopstick came from.
LUNA: I'm wounded. deeply. you may have caused internal bleeding.
HOLLY: not to mention external?
LUNA: *pause, stutters* well, it whats on the inside that counts!!
BUTLER: will you all be QUIET! lets get this over with already...
ARTEMIS: easy for you to say. you don't have to be spineless.
LUNA: well, you never know....
BUTLER: *sweatdrop* I have military training. I am unafraid.
LUNA: ok, lets go!! and you'll ALL have parts in this. except maybe Holly, Butler, and Juliet.
JULIET: I think your IQ level just dropped a couple there.
LUNA: Artemis immedietly radioed Butler, who was in the quarry practiscing shots.
BUTLER: in the QUARRY? thats just idiotic...
LUNA: be quiet.
"Butler," Artemis said, "I need to go to Dublin right now. will you please take me?"
ARTEMIS: I sound like a four year old. your average four year old, mind you. by age four, I had already broken into the CIA's system.
LUNA: you know, the more you talk, the longer this'll take.
ARTEMIS: fine. Butler, get me some coffee. I think I am going to need it.
LUNA: Butler radioed back an affirmitive on the taking-Artemis-to-Dublin mission. it was midnight already, so the decided to get going, and after a brief preparation, they were on their way. Artemis hooked up to the internet for the four hour drive into Dublin. JBcat2100 was online. even looking at the screenname, Artemis got chills up his spine.
ARTMSFWL2: so, where shall we meet? JBcat2100: my plane will be landing in 45 minutes. be at the Solune Cafe, in the table under the picasso painting. order Lemon tea. ARTMSFWL2: I don't like tea.
she signed off. Artemis sighed at his pathetic comeback-it was almost worse then the "I don't like lollipops" he had been trying to forget.
ARTEMIS: I told you not to bring that up. Butler...!
BUTLER: I'm sorry, sir, but no where in the contract does it say "Any mention of lollipops makes contract null and void". she has legal rights.
ARTEMIS: keep looking. there's a loophole in there somewhere.
LUNA: They were at the Solune Cafe at 5:56 AM. Butler was stifling yawns. Artemis sat under the painting, and ordered a Caffe au Lait, waiting to see what would happen.
ARTEMIS: I don't like Caffe au Lait. I'm surprised yo could even spell it.
LUNA: In the next chapter, we will FINALLY meet the INFAMOUS, the TALENTED, the SMART, and the BEAUTIFUL Juniper Blair!! and if you're REALLY lucky, it will be before next year!
HOLLY: ohjoy.
JULIET: what the *censored* was that?
HOLLY: ignore her, Juliet.
LUNA: I've finally managed to find all the Artemis Fowl charactors. they were scattered aroud differant parts of the globe, hence the four month hiatus.
ARTEMIS: I only came back becouse my REAL author gave me a third book. it was in the contract.
LUNA: shaddup.
ALL: DO YOU SEE WHAT WE ARE FORCED TO PUT UP WITH??
LUNA: haha! you all are such kidders!!
HOLLY: what are you, some demented 50's father? *starts poking Luna with a chopstick* don't ask where this chopstick came from.
LUNA: I'm wounded. deeply. you may have caused internal bleeding.
HOLLY: not to mention external?
LUNA: *pause, stutters* well, it whats on the inside that counts!!
BUTLER: will you all be QUIET! lets get this over with already...
ARTEMIS: easy for you to say. you don't have to be spineless.
LUNA: well, you never know....
BUTLER: *sweatdrop* I have military training. I am unafraid.
LUNA: ok, lets go!! and you'll ALL have parts in this. except maybe Holly, Butler, and Juliet.
JULIET: I think your IQ level just dropped a couple there.
LUNA: Artemis immedietly radioed Butler, who was in the quarry practiscing shots.
BUTLER: in the QUARRY? thats just idiotic...
LUNA: be quiet.
"Butler," Artemis said, "I need to go to Dublin right now. will you please take me?"
ARTEMIS: I sound like a four year old. your average four year old, mind you. by age four, I had already broken into the CIA's system.
LUNA: you know, the more you talk, the longer this'll take.
ARTEMIS: fine. Butler, get me some coffee. I think I am going to need it.
LUNA: Butler radioed back an affirmitive on the taking-Artemis-to-Dublin mission. it was midnight already, so the decided to get going, and after a brief preparation, they were on their way. Artemis hooked up to the internet for the four hour drive into Dublin. JBcat2100 was online. even looking at the screenname, Artemis got chills up his spine.
ARTMSFWL2: so, where shall we meet? JBcat2100: my plane will be landing in 45 minutes. be at the Solune Cafe, in the table under the picasso painting. order Lemon tea. ARTMSFWL2: I don't like tea.
she signed off. Artemis sighed at his pathetic comeback-it was almost worse then the "I don't like lollipops" he had been trying to forget.
ARTEMIS: I told you not to bring that up. Butler...!
BUTLER: I'm sorry, sir, but no where in the contract does it say "Any mention of lollipops makes contract null and void". she has legal rights.
ARTEMIS: keep looking. there's a loophole in there somewhere.
LUNA: They were at the Solune Cafe at 5:56 AM. Butler was stifling yawns. Artemis sat under the painting, and ordered a Caffe au Lait, waiting to see what would happen.
ARTEMIS: I don't like Caffe au Lait. I'm surprised yo could even spell it.
LUNA: In the next chapter, we will FINALLY meet the INFAMOUS, the TALENTED, the SMART, and the BEAUTIFUL Juniper Blair!! and if you're REALLY lucky, it will be before next year!
HOLLY: ohjoy.