ARTEMIS: regarding Luna's saying I don't like tea, its completly untrue. if
she would read the books, she would know that I always have Earl Grey tea.
LUNA: like Jean-Luc Picard?
ARTEMIS: *cough* yes, like that, excepting the baldness.
JULIET: I rule.
*pause*
ARTEMIS: where did that come from?
JULIET: oh, I don't know, I just thaught you would all like to know.
LUNA: will you two be quiet? we all know that the only reason they are-HEY! I LOVE this song!!!
*A radio is playing "Manic Monday" in the background. Luna starts dancing a la John Travota in Saturday Night Fever.*
HOLLY: ouch.
ARTEMIS: Butler, if she dosn't cut that out, I may have to have you..do something about it.
BUTLER: *stifling laughs* Yes, Sir
*song ends*
LUNA: it would have taken you PLUS Juliet PLUS...Arno Blunt to kill me.
BUTLER: be careful. be very careful.
LUNA: hmmph. OK, let's get started. Artemis sipped his beverage, his steely eyes were unmoving from the door. a lock of hair, black yet dark, fell into his steely eyes. suddenly a shadow fell over the table. Artemis looked up and gasped. a tall girl stood over him. she had very long raven-coloured hair that fell alomost to her knees. her eyes were a piercing green, and she was very thin and strong. she wore black combat gear, accentuating a killer figure.
JULIET: oh please.
ARTEMIS: I'm trying to stifle comments here.
LUNA: shaddup!! She was the most beautiful thing Artemis had ever seen. she sat down across from him with perfect posture. "Now, Mr. Fowl." "Call me Arty-I mean Artemis." Artemis choked out. Juniper Blair rolled her eyes under perfectly plucked eyebrows. "Very well, Artemis. you may address me as Miss Blair." Artemis nodded submissively.
ARTEMIS: even though I have a vocabualary of over 5,000 words, "submissive" is NEVER one used to describe myself.
LUNA: Juniper Blair looked him in the eye. "Artemis Fowl-have you ever heard of a race of people called-well, called "The People"?" Artemis choked again. he hadn't even taken a sip of tea this time. "The People, Miss Blair? strange name. are they a clan?" an annoyed look crossed Juniper's face. "Mr. Fowl. you know what I am talking about. answer the question truthfully-or does Hans need to encourage you?" Artemis glanced toward the door, where he noticed a man almost as big as Butler. he had a blond ponytail and was wearing a polyester shirt. Butler was looking at him with a mix of disdain and worry. Artemis tried not to let his teeth chatter. "All right, Miss Blair. yes, I know of the people. what differance should it make to you?" Juniper Blair leaned back in the vinyl seat covering and almost smiled. Artemis tried to ignore her lips.
HOLLY: you really are perverted. he's TWELVE. she's TWELVE. twelve year olds aren't like that...!
LUNA: how would YOU know? you're a 200+ fairy!
ARTEMIS: how old IS Holly, really?
********************************** Author's note: Artemis Fowl:The Enternity Code is awesome, I hope you have it finished within the week!
I don't know how long this story can go on. I mean, how long do people want to listen to my charactors bicker? I love writing this, I love the reviews, if you guys are still interested, I would love to continue. so, leave feedback.
I'm thinking of doing this style thing with Harry Potter-it would be pure joy to...oh never mind, I'll just leave you all on edge! ***********************************
LUNA: like Jean-Luc Picard?
ARTEMIS: *cough* yes, like that, excepting the baldness.
JULIET: I rule.
*pause*
ARTEMIS: where did that come from?
JULIET: oh, I don't know, I just thaught you would all like to know.
LUNA: will you two be quiet? we all know that the only reason they are-HEY! I LOVE this song!!!
*A radio is playing "Manic Monday" in the background. Luna starts dancing a la John Travota in Saturday Night Fever.*
HOLLY: ouch.
ARTEMIS: Butler, if she dosn't cut that out, I may have to have you..do something about it.
BUTLER: *stifling laughs* Yes, Sir
*song ends*
LUNA: it would have taken you PLUS Juliet PLUS...Arno Blunt to kill me.
BUTLER: be careful. be very careful.
LUNA: hmmph. OK, let's get started. Artemis sipped his beverage, his steely eyes were unmoving from the door. a lock of hair, black yet dark, fell into his steely eyes. suddenly a shadow fell over the table. Artemis looked up and gasped. a tall girl stood over him. she had very long raven-coloured hair that fell alomost to her knees. her eyes were a piercing green, and she was very thin and strong. she wore black combat gear, accentuating a killer figure.
JULIET: oh please.
ARTEMIS: I'm trying to stifle comments here.
LUNA: shaddup!! She was the most beautiful thing Artemis had ever seen. she sat down across from him with perfect posture. "Now, Mr. Fowl." "Call me Arty-I mean Artemis." Artemis choked out. Juniper Blair rolled her eyes under perfectly plucked eyebrows. "Very well, Artemis. you may address me as Miss Blair." Artemis nodded submissively.
ARTEMIS: even though I have a vocabualary of over 5,000 words, "submissive" is NEVER one used to describe myself.
LUNA: Juniper Blair looked him in the eye. "Artemis Fowl-have you ever heard of a race of people called-well, called "The People"?" Artemis choked again. he hadn't even taken a sip of tea this time. "The People, Miss Blair? strange name. are they a clan?" an annoyed look crossed Juniper's face. "Mr. Fowl. you know what I am talking about. answer the question truthfully-or does Hans need to encourage you?" Artemis glanced toward the door, where he noticed a man almost as big as Butler. he had a blond ponytail and was wearing a polyester shirt. Butler was looking at him with a mix of disdain and worry. Artemis tried not to let his teeth chatter. "All right, Miss Blair. yes, I know of the people. what differance should it make to you?" Juniper Blair leaned back in the vinyl seat covering and almost smiled. Artemis tried to ignore her lips.
HOLLY: you really are perverted. he's TWELVE. she's TWELVE. twelve year olds aren't like that...!
LUNA: how would YOU know? you're a 200+ fairy!
ARTEMIS: how old IS Holly, really?
********************************** Author's note: Artemis Fowl:The Enternity Code is awesome, I hope you have it finished within the week!
I don't know how long this story can go on. I mean, how long do people want to listen to my charactors bicker? I love writing this, I love the reviews, if you guys are still interested, I would love to continue. so, leave feedback.
I'm thinking of doing this style thing with Harry Potter-it would be pure joy to...oh never mind, I'll just leave you all on edge! ***********************************