SEGMENT 3

AT THE COURSE

Coco: You don't understand Brian, I'm not Joannie.

Brian: Sure sure, now we are at the 3rd part of your exam. This has almost 100 lily pads and 4 safe zones. You need to get across to the other side quickly or you will be eaten by deadly piranhas.

Coco: I can't do this.

Brian: Trust me! You can do it. (Tosses Coco to the first pad)

Coco leaps pad after pad until the first safe zone.

Coco: (to herself) take a deep breath Coco.

She runs through the pads to the next safe zone.

Coco: Ha no sweat. (Sees piranhas) What! Oh no

She gets to the next lily pad safely.

Coco: Whew! (Sees another set of piranhas) Not more.

She leaps over the fish and one barely misses Coco's behind.

Coco: Woo, nice try.

She sprints to the edge of the water field.

Coco: WHOAAAA

Brian: Whoa, she's quick dudes. Good Job Joannie, 1 more to go.

Coco: I'm not Joannie, can't you listen.

Brian: Yeah yeah yeah!!!

AT THE BACK OF THE HOTEL

Joannie: Good date huh!

Max: It was okay.

Joannie: Hey Crush!

Crash: That's Crash! Are you ok sis?

Joannie: Of course I'm okay!

Crash: Seems to me, you don't act like Coco.

Max: Hmmm

Joannie: I am Coco!

Max: Maybe Coco's up to something Crash.

Joannie: Oh, by the way can you guys do me a favor.

Crash: What is it?

Joannie: I need your help on a machine, I'm trying to get something but it won't work.

Crash: So what do we have to do?

Joannie: I'll show you.

They start following Joannie.

Max: I know she's up to something.

Crash: You may be right Max.

GOES TO A VOLCANO MACHINE

Joannie gets help from Crash, Max, and Pura. All of a sudden, Joannie rapidly ties them up on a pole together on the volcano machine.

Max: (with anger) you evil bi..............

Joannie: ha ha ha ha you idiots fell for it.

Crash: (with anger) who are you, you evil woman?

Joannie: I'm Joannie, the next queen of Hawaii. Your sucker Coco of yours is doing the tasks for me. And I wanted you Max-o to be my boyfriend and ditch your girlfriend.

Max: You will pay for this.

Joannie: In about a half-hour, the volcano will blow up and you to kingdom come. HA HA HA HA Tata losers! (runs away)

Max: Wait til I get my hands on that she-devil!!!

Joannie did tie Crash and Pura tight. She made a bad mistake when she tied Max a little loose. Max can easily slip out and Crash & Pura has room to get out.

Max: Come on, we gotta stop her.

AT THE BEACH

Brian: Your last task is very very hard. One mistake and you die. You will surf around that island over there. If you do that, you are the new queen. Use my surfboard Joannie.

Coco: I don't know if I can!

Brian's team throws her with the surfboard.

Coco: Take it easy on me! (Scared) I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.

AT OTHER SIDE OF THE BEACH

Joannie: Now I'll be queen sucker. HA HA HA HA (bumps into Max) Uh-oh!

Max: Thought you get away from it. (Grabs her shirt in an angry way) Now where's Coco.

Joannie: (points to her left) You're too late, I'll be the queen!

Crash: Yo Max, save some for me.

Coco: HELLLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!

Joannie: HEE HEE, she's over there (points to Coco).

Max: Coco, I'm coming. (runs into the water)

Joannie: What was he thinking, hah 2 jokers down for the price of one. HA HA HA

Crash: Over my dead body.

Joannie: What a loser you are and your sister.

Coco: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!

Max: (echo) I'm coming sweetheart!

Coco: Max, help me!

Max swims toward Coco from a long distance. A big wave comes at Coco.

Coco: (gasps)

Max: Oh no!

The wave hits Coco and then Max. Coco manages to stay on the board. Max gets pushed back.

Max: NOOOO!!!

Crash: Yo Max, catch! (throws Max the motor surfboard)

Max: Coco, here I come. (turns on the board and it goes very fast)

Another wave comes at Coco and it hits her and the board breaks.

Coco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (goes in the air)

Max: (catches her) Gotcha!

Coco: Sweetheart! (kisses each other)

Max: Let's get to shore. Hold on my love.

They head back to shore and a bigger wave comes toward them. It hits them and goes airborne. On one had has Coco the other hand is to balance himself.

Coco & Max: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They get on shore in time and Pura catches the board.

Joannie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's not fair, it's not fair.

Crash: Wait a minute, two Cocos. Which one is real?

Coco & Joannie: I am! (Coco does her karate kicks)

Coco: Now you know!

Crash hugs Coco. The island begins to rumble. The volcano machine erupts and chocolate lava flies right at Joannie, Brian, and his team.

Joannie: Curses! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brian: Huh!

Joannie: You, it's all your fault.

Max: (grabs Joannie's arm) Oh, so you want to hurt my girl?

Joannie: Yeah, after her, I'll get you.

Max: Not so fast woman. Now I will get revenge on you.

Max grabs her and turns her into a ball.

Brian: Hold it. Unhand her.

Max: Yeah, you can take this girl with ya.

Brian and his team form like 10 bowling pins. Max rolls her with his right hand and then BOOM, Joannie, Brian, and the team forms a dog pile.

Max: Woo-hoo strikeola!!!

SITING AT SHORE

Crash: Coco, I hope you're okay.

Pura: MEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWW

Coco: (pets Pura) I'm fine! That was close! The last task almost killed me. My Max rescued me! My hero!! (kisses Max on the lips)

Max: AWWWWW Shucks! (blushes on his face)

Everyone giggles

THE END

(made up credits)

VOICE CAST Rob Paulsen as Crash Bandicoot Debi Derryberry as Coco Bandicoot Jason Marsden as Max Bandicoot Frank Welker as Pura Kath Soucie as Joannie Kel Mitchell as Brian

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