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Dopey Dragon: OK this is going to be short as I cannot be bothered to write a long one (too lazy and depressed) so I'll just say, don't blame me if some of the characters get a bit bashed. I believe that a few of them deserve it, but for those that get in the way of my crossfire, then I'm deeply, deeply…

Wufei: Just get on with it woman!

Dopey Dragon: 0__o as I was about to say, deeply sorry. See it's already started.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its characters; Bandai or some other company owns it. Though if someone wouldn't mind purchasing a time machine…

Wufei: I said get on with it!

Disclaimer: but I do claim ownership of the characters, ACE, Yvonne (me), and any other extra characters that don't come to mind at the moment.

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The alarm clock rang for the second time that morning, the time expressing a great deal of tardiness. Once more the lazy hand reached out and fumbled for the switch before retreating back into its comfort zone. The clock read 6:30…

"Anthony get your ass out of bed!" the irritated little sister yelled in frustration, dressed in an apron and highly distressed about the eggs and toast that were getting cold. A groan was heard from up the stairs. Too impatient to wait any longer the little sister stormed up the stairs, making as much noise as she possibly could. The bedroom door banged open revealing a scrunched up bundle smothered by blankets.

"Anthony, did you hear me?" she persisted grabbing the edge of the duvet and yanking it clear, "get up. You'll be late for work." Anthony rolled over and squinted at the clock. It read 8:00 o'clock. Immediately he was up and darting about the room looking for the deceitful sock.

"Jesus, why didn't you tell me it was THAT late?" he mumbled turning the room upside down. His sister smiled and left her elder but less wiser brother alone to find his hiding possessions.

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An extremely loud crashing sounded not far from Anthony's office. He ignored the commotion as people crowded around his window to have a look outside. Instead he laid his head on his hands and tried to catch up on some sleep. He was drifting away until someone tapped him sharply on the shoulder.

"Hey, ACE, look at this," a familiar voice coaxed. Anthony raised his head and glared.

"My name is Anthony, not ACE! Leave me alone and…hey you lot, get out of my office, some people are trying to work…" he grumbled some more before laying his head back down. The familiar voice laughed, clearly entertained.

"Looks like you're hard at work. Really ACE you should come and take a look at this." Anthony managed a weak refusal before he was dragged to his feet and taken to the window where so many gawking people stood. Anthony rubbed his eyes and looked outside.

"Jesus Christ! What the?" was all he could say before his voice caved in. The familiar voice laughed.

"Would you believe it…of all the things to crash land on this stupid planet, Gundams, makes you wonder what else is out there…"

"Yeah," Anthony finally managed to say.

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Duo: What kind of opening is that?

Dopey Dragon: +___+ the best I can come up with, if you must know. Well for the time being. Anyway, if you read the beginning I said I was depressed, now leave me alone I want to plot, evil and twisted schemes.

Quatre: Okay 0__o well you should have at least included us in it…who is this Anthony anyway?

Dopey Dragon: My big bro, so shut up before I get him onto you all, Mwahahaha.

Quatre: …