One day Pikachu was rummaging with the lock on Ash's gun cabinet when it broke "YES" yelled Pikachu "umm, I mean Pika Pika." So Pikachu took the fifty cal. And the anti tank rifle. He read the instructions and learned how to use them. So Pikachu went up to ash pulled out the 50 caliber explosive shell machine gun and blew ash to pieces. And of course Misty being as stupid as she is ran up ohh man look at this mess. So Pikachu got out the anti tank rifle and blew a hole straight through her stomach and the hydrochloric acid burnt her to a bony mass on the floor. So Pikachu ditched the low power weapons and went to get the Ballistic Missile Launcher and the Napalm gun. He went to Charmander and said "Blow this" and he sprayed him with napalm. His corps burned into an odd colorful liquid. Pikachu tasted it "mmm" said Pikachu "EXTRA CRISPY." So Pikachu saw one of those bird Pokemon (what's its name the one that squawks all the time). He loaded the Ballistics and fired a volley at the bird. Well lets just say he should be at one of those poke centers about know. Pikachu found a machete and just at that moment Professor oak came in Pikachu hated that dang Professor so he simply, a quiet clean cut, decapitated him. Pikachu threw the machete in the air only to have it slice him down the back. AWW WELL PIKACHU'S DEAD (THANK THE LORD FOR THIS MOMENT). So the remaining Nerdymon I mean Pokemon mourned there death (Not really). And they all lived happily ever after (Seriously they did without the annoying Pikachu and friend there lives were 10 times better).

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