A Random Trigun ShortFic Starring Kuroneko. By: Rachia

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun. *blinks* Damnit.

If, in the random insane chance that this may happen, you like this fic and want me to write more, just review! Ideas are highly welcomed!

Oh, and a big thank you to Miroku (Pyrosprite64) whose encouraging answer of "Yeah, do whatever you want" when I asked her if I should post this helped me decide to post.

WARNING! -The authoress of this fic is not sane! She is bored and hyper and crazy! And also stuck for ideas on her other fic "Trigun Thanksgiving". If you do not find random stupidity funny, don't read this!

And now, without further ado, the fic:



[It is a lovely sunny day on Gunsmoke. (Is it ever anything BUT sunny?) Kuroneko is sitting on a bench in front of a bar. Vash walks out of the bar and spots Kuroneko and walks over to him.]

KN: Myaa! Nyao Myaw! [Translation: Hey! Listen up!]

V: Huh?

KN: Myaw Nyao Nyao Myao! Myaw Nyaw! Myaa Myaa! [Translation: Thousands of lives are in danger in this town! Get everyone to leave! Do you understand?]

V: *blinks* *nods at KN*

KN: Nyaao! Nyaa Nyaa Myaa! [Translation: Good! Now get to it!]

V: ^_^. *pats KN's head* Good Kitty! Got any donuts?

KN: *falls over backwards* Myaaaaaaaa. [Translation: Baka.]

~owari~