Captain Janeway's daughter song parody by: EJ Wade Original song

written by Brad Paisley

Someday I'm gonna be reborn

Do I know how, well no

But I can guess who I'd be

Captain Janeway's daughter

Can't Wait to date Icheb,

Can't Wait to pretend Chakotay's my dad

Can't wait to be friends with Naomi and Mezoti

And play Kotis-Kot all day!

Chorus-

Cause when I'm the Captain's daughter

It's adios the twenty-first Century

I'd have red hair and a love for Mocha

And save my replicater rations for Mother's day

Or maybe a TV

I can take the academy classes with Icheb

And major in Xenobiology

I'd be half-Klingon,

So watch the temper,

Don't get on Shannon Janeway's bad side!

Because I could get you in trouble

uh huh

I'd get to cry to my mommy,

When things don't go my way.

I'll get grounded and sent to my room

No matter which rule I break

I'll write stories in my free time,

Maybe a holo-novel

It be better then the doctors

Because I'll WRITE THE TRUTH

Chorus-

Cause when I'm the Captain's daughter

It's adios the twenty-first Century

I'd have red hair and a love for Mocha

And save my replicater rations for Mother's day

Or maybe a TV

I can take the academy classes with Icheb

And major in Xenobiology

I'd be half-Klingon,

So watch the temper,

Don't get on Shannon Janeway's bad side!

Because I could get you in trouble

uh huh

So hurry up Vulcans

And make First contact

So I can be reborn

And be on Voyager!

Hey, Hey, Voyager

Here I come!

Chorus-

Cause when I'm the Captain's daughter

It's adios the twenty-first Century

I'd have red hair and a love for Mocha

And 'd save my replicater rations for Mother's day

Or maybe a TV

I can take the academy classes with Icheb

And major in Xenobiology

I'd be half-Klingon,

So watch the temper,

Don't get on Shannon Janeway's bad side!

Because I could get you in trouble

uh huh

...uh-huh

"Mom, When are you going to promote Harry Kim?"