Starz- I hope you all missed me!!
Yami- Who would miss you?
Starz- Owwww... That was harsh....
Yugi- Yeah Yami. Do you WANT her to do something awful?
Yami- Oh Right! I mean we missed you sooooo much!
Starz- To late. You hurt my feelings. Anyway today were going to do St. Valentine's Day just for you Yami....^_^
Yami-*gulp*
Yugi- It's your own fault.....She doesn't own anything. Sorry.
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@Flash Back@
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Holiday's with a Yami!
Chapter 4- Valentine's Day Massacre
Yami Bakura felt sick. All day while his hikari was at school he had gone for a walk around town. And everywhere, EVERYWHERE, there were big red hearts and people showing public displays of affection....some of which in his opinion should be kept behind closed doors. It was nearing three 'o'clock he planned on inquire as to what was wrong with these people.....As he thought that he noticed Bakura and the rest of those weirdos walking down the street. There was something about the look in Tea's eyes that scared him but he couldn't figure out why.....
"Oh, there you are." Bakura said noticing him.
"Hello Tomb Robber." Yami said mockingly before noticing the look on Yami Bakura's face. "What's wrong with you?"
"I'm questioning the sanity of the people in this town..."
"Why?" Mai asked.
"Just look around. There are hearts and people kissing all over....it's creepy...."
Yami looked around. "HEY!!!! Your right!!!!" Yami exclaimed.
"Yami calm down." Yugi said. "It's cause it's Valentine's Day."
"Wha?"
"Valentine's Day." Tea said. "A day devoted to romance.....*sigh*" She said staring at Yami with that creepy look. Yami Bakura realized what that look was now.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Yami Bakura laughed hysterically.
"What?" Tea asked. "It's the truth!"
"I'm not laughing about that!!!" He said between fits of laughter.
"Then what?" Yugi asked.
"Yeah yami." Bakura said. "Let us in on the joke."
"It's just...*snicker*....that you like....*snicker some more* the pharaoh!!!" And he burst out laughing again.
"SHE WHAT!?!?!" Yami yelled as everyone else burst into laughter.
*blush* was Tea's response until "Yami Bakura you jerk!!!!" and she proceeded to hit him with her book bag. While she did that Yami hid behind Yugi and Joey.
"Please tell me this is a side affect of this holiday!" Yami whispered.
"Well, she could have been shot be cupid." Kiaba said from behind Tea..
"Yeek!!!"
"Did you say 'shot'?"Yami Bakura said and jumped up off the ground.
"Yeah." Kiaba said. "By Cupid."
"Who is this 'Cupid' and how can I get hired by him?" Yami Bakura asked.
"This is gonna be a weird one to explain..." Joey said.
"Well tells us already!!!" Yami exclaimed. "So I can KILL him for this crime against the gods...."
"I'll do it." Mai said. "Cupid is a baby angel that goes around shooting people with love arrows so the first person of the opposite sex they see they fall madly in love with. Or that's how the legend goes...."
".....A BABY ANGEL GOES AROUND SHOOTING PEOPLE????" Yami yelled.
"Yup." Bakura answered.
" YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!" Yami ended.
"I'll show you shooting...." Yami Bakura said. He grabbed a pointy stick off the ground and threw it at a passing little girl (about 5 years old).
"Owwwww!!!!!" she screamed.
"YAMI!!!!" Bakura yelled and went to help her up.
"You je..... cutie!!!!" she said spotting Yami Bakura.
"Wha?!?" Yami Bakura said as the little girl latched onto his leg.
"I think she likes you." Mai said.
"What was your first clue." Yami Bakura said sarcastically.
"I think cupid heard your request." Kiaba said with a smug look on his face.
"You were mean to me." the little girl said looking up at Yami Bakura, "Now you're my boyfriend! My name is Eve."
"GODS WHY DO YOU CURSE ME!!!!" Yami Bakura screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Your silly." Eve said giggling.
"That's not the only thing he is he is also an idiot." Bakura said. As he said that a group of Kiaba fan girls snuck up behind Kiaba.
"Yeah that he is..." Kiaba said as the group of Kiaba fan girls grabbed him and ran off.
"O......................K." Yami said as he turn to face a kissy face Tea. "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" And ran down the street.
"Yami WAIT!!!" Tea screamed and chased him down.
"I better go help Yami....See you guys tomorrow at school." Yugi said and walked after his screaming yami.
"Were going." Joey and Mai said. "Valentine's Day dinner." they said and walked away.
"I'M HUNGRY!!!!" the lump on Yami Bakura's leg said.
"Eve!!! Eve there you are!!!" A worried young mother yelled and grabbed the girl off of Yami Bakura's leg. "Thank you so much for taking care of my daughter!!"
"It was nothing....." Bakura said.
"Thank you!" she said and took Eve's hand.
"Bye, Bye boyfriend!!!!" Eve yelled.
"Thank you RA!!!!" Yami Bakura yelled as they rounded the corner.
"Let's go home." Bakura said.
"Good idea." They started walking toward home. Half way there a group of Bakura fan girls
"LOOK THERE THEY ARE!!!!" the leader screamed.
"Uh-oh..." Bakura said.
"OH HELL NO!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ALREADY TODAY!!!" Yami Bakura yelled. A huge flash went off and a loud explosion could be heard throughout Domino City.
~Next Day~
"....and it is believed that the explosion down town was caused by a pipe breaking under the street. No one was killed but many were injured. And now unto our top story tonight...."Yami Bakura laughed maniacally. Bakura just sighed and said. "I CANNOT believe you did that...."
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Starz- *laughs manicacally*
Yami- You know she can be really scary when she wants to....
Yugi- Yeah. Yeah she can.
Yami- R&R Pleeze so things don't get bad around here.....
Yami- Who would miss you?
Starz- Owwww... That was harsh....
Yugi- Yeah Yami. Do you WANT her to do something awful?
Yami- Oh Right! I mean we missed you sooooo much!
Starz- To late. You hurt my feelings. Anyway today were going to do St. Valentine's Day just for you Yami....^_^
Yami-*gulp*
Yugi- It's your own fault.....She doesn't own anything. Sorry.
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@Flash Back@
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Holiday's with a Yami!
Chapter 4- Valentine's Day Massacre
Yami Bakura felt sick. All day while his hikari was at school he had gone for a walk around town. And everywhere, EVERYWHERE, there were big red hearts and people showing public displays of affection....some of which in his opinion should be kept behind closed doors. It was nearing three 'o'clock he planned on inquire as to what was wrong with these people.....As he thought that he noticed Bakura and the rest of those weirdos walking down the street. There was something about the look in Tea's eyes that scared him but he couldn't figure out why.....
"Oh, there you are." Bakura said noticing him.
"Hello Tomb Robber." Yami said mockingly before noticing the look on Yami Bakura's face. "What's wrong with you?"
"I'm questioning the sanity of the people in this town..."
"Why?" Mai asked.
"Just look around. There are hearts and people kissing all over....it's creepy...."
Yami looked around. "HEY!!!! Your right!!!!" Yami exclaimed.
"Yami calm down." Yugi said. "It's cause it's Valentine's Day."
"Wha?"
"Valentine's Day." Tea said. "A day devoted to romance.....*sigh*" She said staring at Yami with that creepy look. Yami Bakura realized what that look was now.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Yami Bakura laughed hysterically.
"What?" Tea asked. "It's the truth!"
"I'm not laughing about that!!!" He said between fits of laughter.
"Then what?" Yugi asked.
"Yeah yami." Bakura said. "Let us in on the joke."
"It's just...*snicker*....that you like....*snicker some more* the pharaoh!!!" And he burst out laughing again.
"SHE WHAT!?!?!" Yami yelled as everyone else burst into laughter.
*blush* was Tea's response until "Yami Bakura you jerk!!!!" and she proceeded to hit him with her book bag. While she did that Yami hid behind Yugi and Joey.
"Please tell me this is a side affect of this holiday!" Yami whispered.
"Well, she could have been shot be cupid." Kiaba said from behind Tea..
"Yeek!!!"
"Did you say 'shot'?"Yami Bakura said and jumped up off the ground.
"Yeah." Kiaba said. "By Cupid."
"Who is this 'Cupid' and how can I get hired by him?" Yami Bakura asked.
"This is gonna be a weird one to explain..." Joey said.
"Well tells us already!!!" Yami exclaimed. "So I can KILL him for this crime against the gods...."
"I'll do it." Mai said. "Cupid is a baby angel that goes around shooting people with love arrows so the first person of the opposite sex they see they fall madly in love with. Or that's how the legend goes...."
".....A BABY ANGEL GOES AROUND SHOOTING PEOPLE????" Yami yelled.
"Yup." Bakura answered.
" YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!" Yami ended.
"I'll show you shooting...." Yami Bakura said. He grabbed a pointy stick off the ground and threw it at a passing little girl (about 5 years old).
"Owwwww!!!!!" she screamed.
"YAMI!!!!" Bakura yelled and went to help her up.
"You je..... cutie!!!!" she said spotting Yami Bakura.
"Wha?!?" Yami Bakura said as the little girl latched onto his leg.
"I think she likes you." Mai said.
"What was your first clue." Yami Bakura said sarcastically.
"I think cupid heard your request." Kiaba said with a smug look on his face.
"You were mean to me." the little girl said looking up at Yami Bakura, "Now you're my boyfriend! My name is Eve."
"GODS WHY DO YOU CURSE ME!!!!" Yami Bakura screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Your silly." Eve said giggling.
"That's not the only thing he is he is also an idiot." Bakura said. As he said that a group of Kiaba fan girls snuck up behind Kiaba.
"Yeah that he is..." Kiaba said as the group of Kiaba fan girls grabbed him and ran off.
"O......................K." Yami said as he turn to face a kissy face Tea. "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" And ran down the street.
"Yami WAIT!!!" Tea screamed and chased him down.
"I better go help Yami....See you guys tomorrow at school." Yugi said and walked after his screaming yami.
"Were going." Joey and Mai said. "Valentine's Day dinner." they said and walked away.
"I'M HUNGRY!!!!" the lump on Yami Bakura's leg said.
"Eve!!! Eve there you are!!!" A worried young mother yelled and grabbed the girl off of Yami Bakura's leg. "Thank you so much for taking care of my daughter!!"
"It was nothing....." Bakura said.
"Thank you!" she said and took Eve's hand.
"Bye, Bye boyfriend!!!!" Eve yelled.
"Thank you RA!!!!" Yami Bakura yelled as they rounded the corner.
"Let's go home." Bakura said.
"Good idea." They started walking toward home. Half way there a group of Bakura fan girls
"LOOK THERE THEY ARE!!!!" the leader screamed.
"Uh-oh..." Bakura said.
"OH HELL NO!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ALREADY TODAY!!!" Yami Bakura yelled. A huge flash went off and a loud explosion could be heard throughout Domino City.
~Next Day~
"....and it is believed that the explosion down town was caused by a pipe breaking under the street. No one was killed but many were injured. And now unto our top story tonight...."Yami Bakura laughed maniacally. Bakura just sighed and said. "I CANNOT believe you did that...."
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Starz- *laughs manicacally*
Yami- You know she can be really scary when she wants to....
Yugi- Yeah. Yeah she can.
Yami- R&R Pleeze so things don't get bad around here.....