Title: A Letter to the Devoted Fans- part two
Author: P.L.S
Rating: G or PG (for very mild language)
E-mail: ptwentyfour@yahoo.com
Note: Harry possessed me again. . . H-h-help m-me. . .
Disclaimer: (Just in case you are an idiot) I don't own anything much and I'm not making money by writing this. . . DON'T SUE!!!
Archive: Tell me if you want it- It's going on ff.net and such, but if you really are insane enough to want to put it in other spots go ahead.
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Dear deluded and insane fan fiction writers,
I have been informed that my little letter to you has been received and you readers of said letter have found it amusing and very refreshing. A Miss Renee said that she found my little escapades with Draco amusing. May I ask a question? Did it ever occur to you that getting drunk is not funny? Just chat with Hermione, she'll be glad to rattle off all the dangers of my chosen amusement. A Miss Slone said that I should ask my godfather, Severus or Draco to write a letter to their fans on the fictions that are everywhere online. Silly Muggle, I will not forfeit my life to show those three the atrocities I have seen. I dare say Draco would love the attention, but he would no doubt cringe and hex the authors at the mere suggestion at of some of the horrific relationships you writers place him in.
Some of those are hilarious though, and maybe good blackmail material. I found one that had Draco pining over Albus Dumbledore! Now that one, while sickening, is being printed out on my printer right now and going in my files. Now here are the parings that I will use against Draco if he dares to use those photos he bought from the Creevy's in our seventh year: Draco and Hagrid, Draco and Percy Weasley, Draco and Remus Lupin, Draco and Sirius Black, Draco and Lucius Malfoy, and Draco and any obscure yet revolting person. No doubt my Slytherin side is taking more of an active role now that I have grown up. Maybe I will suggest to Malfoy that there are a few 'interesting' websites to check out. . . just for laughs.
Of course you should know that Severus knows about you insane fools. He told me I shouldn't bother trying to teach you children or trying to correct your flawed minds, however never really thought I could do those tasks. I simply think that while some of the things that are being written are ghastly, they are also entertaining when one has nothing else to occupy one's time. I guess I do like the attention, don't tell Severus that!
I guess I enjoy ranting to you readers of my letters, and surprisingly you didn't take offence with my last letter. Your patience should be rewarded. What part of my life do you want to know about? I will answer your letters and you I hope will answer my questions. I fear that this may get addictive.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Daily Prophet reporter, Nimbus Company Class A Flyer, and Seeker for the Appleby Arrows
Author: P.L.S
Rating: G or PG (for very mild language)
E-mail: ptwentyfour@yahoo.com
Note: Harry possessed me again. . . H-h-help m-me. . .
Disclaimer: (Just in case you are an idiot) I don't own anything much and I'm not making money by writing this. . . DON'T SUE!!!
Archive: Tell me if you want it- It's going on ff.net and such, but if you really are insane enough to want to put it in other spots go ahead.
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Dear deluded and insane fan fiction writers,
I have been informed that my little letter to you has been received and you readers of said letter have found it amusing and very refreshing. A Miss Renee said that she found my little escapades with Draco amusing. May I ask a question? Did it ever occur to you that getting drunk is not funny? Just chat with Hermione, she'll be glad to rattle off all the dangers of my chosen amusement. A Miss Slone said that I should ask my godfather, Severus or Draco to write a letter to their fans on the fictions that are everywhere online. Silly Muggle, I will not forfeit my life to show those three the atrocities I have seen. I dare say Draco would love the attention, but he would no doubt cringe and hex the authors at the mere suggestion at of some of the horrific relationships you writers place him in.
Some of those are hilarious though, and maybe good blackmail material. I found one that had Draco pining over Albus Dumbledore! Now that one, while sickening, is being printed out on my printer right now and going in my files. Now here are the parings that I will use against Draco if he dares to use those photos he bought from the Creevy's in our seventh year: Draco and Hagrid, Draco and Percy Weasley, Draco and Remus Lupin, Draco and Sirius Black, Draco and Lucius Malfoy, and Draco and any obscure yet revolting person. No doubt my Slytherin side is taking more of an active role now that I have grown up. Maybe I will suggest to Malfoy that there are a few 'interesting' websites to check out. . . just for laughs.
Of course you should know that Severus knows about you insane fools. He told me I shouldn't bother trying to teach you children or trying to correct your flawed minds, however never really thought I could do those tasks. I simply think that while some of the things that are being written are ghastly, they are also entertaining when one has nothing else to occupy one's time. I guess I do like the attention, don't tell Severus that!
I guess I enjoy ranting to you readers of my letters, and surprisingly you didn't take offence with my last letter. Your patience should be rewarded. What part of my life do you want to know about? I will answer your letters and you I hope will answer my questions. I fear that this may get addictive.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Daily Prophet reporter, Nimbus Company Class A Flyer, and Seeker for the Appleby Arrows