AVALANCHE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
Per usual, anything in cahoots with Final Fantasy is a trademark
of Square, whatever you like it or not, while all the Beatle tunes
used for the parodies were (c) Harrisongs for some of the late
George Harrison tracks; all the others were (c) Northern
Songs Ltd. and ATV Maclen , eh?
Dedicated to the memory of George Harrison, aka "The
Quiet Beatle."
Remember--a splendid time is guaranteed for all.
ACT 1
(Our story takes place in the Event Square in the Gold
Saucer, on New Year's Eve, for 2002, to welcome the
new year of 2003. Right now, The Event Square is
packed with characters from Final Fantasies 6 (3 in
The United States), 8 and 10. On the stage, we see
the FF7 crew set up--The Turks, Tseng and Elena with
their violins, Reno and Rude with their cellos, Barret,
Zack, Elmyra, Lucretia,Shera, Reeve, aka Cait Sith,
Marlene and Red XIII, aka Nanaki on their horns,
Cloud on his bass--and like Paul Mc Cartney, he DOES
play left handed--, Cid and Vincent on their lead and
rhythm guitars, Tifa and Yuffie on their synthesizers
and Aeris on her drums. After a short sound check,
Cloud approaches his mike stand (next to it is
something short, covered up with a sheet), and
talks to the audience.)
Cloud: OK, all you jokers, you ready to party to
welcome the new year of 2003?
Audience: YEA!!
Cloud: Then let's celebrate New Year's Eve with our
tribute to The Beatles' immortal masterpiece
known as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band--
along with a few other Beatle albums on the side
from time to time.
(The band tunes up in the standard chord of "A",
and starts with the first tune.)
AVALANCHE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Performed by Elmyra, Lucretia, Shera, Marlene
& Barret Wallace
Elmyra:
It was 20 years ago today
Barret Wallace taught the band to play
They've been fightin' Shinra for so long
an' believe you me, they can't go wrong
So may I introduce to you, the group you've
known for all those years:
AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band.....!!
Horn section solo
Chorus:
We're AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope that you enjoy the show
We're AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Kick back an' let that Lifestream flow
AVALANCHE's Lonely, AVALANCHE's Lonely,
AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Barret:
We've dealt with Rufus Shinra....
Lucretia:
....along with Sephiroth......
Shera:
....not to mention Don Corneo.
An' let's not forget Jenova,
no, let's not forget her.
Marlene:
I don't truly wanna stop the show,
but I'd just thought you all would like
to know, that Nanaki's goin' to sing
a song,
an' he'd like it if you sing along.
So may I introduce to you,
the one an' only Red XIII,
an' AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
(In the audience, we see Terra, Celes, Relm, Rikku and
Selphie laugh at the way Red XIII plays his sax.)
Chorus:
Red..........XIII....!!
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM SETO
Parody of With A Little Help From My Friends
Performed by Red XIII
Red XIII:
What would you do if your grandfather died?
Would you mope around cryin' the blues?
Or would you howl in the night till you cried?
You do that, an' you're just doomed to lose
All:
No, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto.
Red XIII:
What do I do if I meet The Gi Tribe?
Chorus:
You would stand your ground an'
fight it out
Red XIII:
How do I feel when I've dealt with such jibe?
Chorus:
You fed up with Gi Nattak, no doubt?
All:
No, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto
Chorus:
Do you see anybody?
Red XIII:
I see it's just Sephiroth
Chorus:
Could it be anybody?
Red XIII:
It's just that cruel Sephiroth
Chorus:
Would you believe you were in Hojo's sight?
Red XIII:
Yup, I am sure that he'll get me on the spot
Chorus:
What do you see in that green Mako light?
Red XIII:
It's Jenova, with an evil plot
All:
Oh, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto
Chorus:
Do you see anybody?
Red XIII:
I see it's just AVALANCHE
Chorus:
Could it be anybody?
Red XIII:
It's just good ol' AVALANCHE
All:
Oh, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto
I get by with a little help from Seto
A little help from Seto.
(The crowd joyously cheers while Red XIII takes his bows)
Red XIII: Thank you!!
(In the audience, we see Seifer talk with Raijin, Fujin,
Kiros and Wakka.)
Seifer: Well, not bad for a cat, I must say.
Raijin: HEY!! Red XIII's a dog!! As in D-O-G, y' know.
Fujin: DEFINITELY.
Kiros: DUM DE DUM DUM.
Wakka: I hope he can also play blitzball, ja?
(Just then, Lulu approaches the group.)
Lulu: Hey, any of you jokers seen my voo doo
dolls?
Fujin: WOO DOO?
Lulu: No, voo doo--V-O-O, D-O-O--as in Wall Of.
Kiros: VOO DOO?!? Great Googa Mooga!!
LEMME OUTA HERE!!!!
Wakka: Get back here, you chicken, ja?
Seifer: Boy, an' I thought Zell was the only
Chicken-Wuss 'round here......
Zell's voice: I heard that, Seifer!!
Raijin: Hey--the walls got ears, 'y know.
Fujin: AFFIRMITIVE.
Lulu: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN DUUMMMMMM.....
(The audience turns its attention back to the
stage, just as Lucretia talks.)
Lucretia: Movin' right along, we got a sad tale of the
cruelties of the Shinra doc we all love to hate--Hojo.
(The band launches into the tune.)
HOJO IN THE LAB WITH SHINRA
Parody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
Performed by Lucretia
Lucretia:
Picture yourself on the backstreets of Midgar
with Mako drenched air an' polluted skies
At Shinra H. Q., a scientist works there,
a man with bespectacled eyes
He an' I were married years ago,
an' we gave birth to a son
My spouse was Hojo, an' our son was
called Sephiroth.
All:
Hojo in the lab with Shinra
(repeat x3)
Oh...........
Lucretia:
In his lab, Hojo would prepare The
SOLDIERs,
injectin' them Mako an' Jenova cells
One SOLDIER named Zack, had a friend
named Cloud, and Hojo put those two
through Hell.
Iflana an' Aeris were once captured,
for Shinra's unholy tests
They made their escape to Sector 9
an' were gone.
All:
Hojo in the lab with Shinra
(repeat x3)
Oh...............
Lucretia:
Picture yourself on The Sister Ray
platform
where Hojo' s preparin' a real big
surprise
And it was Cloud and his friends
that stopped Hojo--
the man with bespectacled eyes.
All:
Hojo in the lab with Shinra
(repeat x3)
Oh.................
(repeat x4 to big end, finishing
with Aeris adding a slight cymbal shimmer
for the coda. The crowd cheers while
Lucretia grins)
Lucretia: Thank you.......(to Vincent)
Hey, Vinny, you got the lotto tickets?
Vincent: Definitely.
(While the FF7 crew is preparing for the next tune,
Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie can be heard; Aeris' giant drumkit,
which features two bass drums, a snare drum, seven tom
toms, twelve cymbals, a high hat cymbal, a tabla, a conga
drum, a pair of timbales, two pedal operated kettledrums,
four roto toms--special drumheads tuned by rotation--
eight electronic drums, four mark tree chimes, a series of
tubular bells and one huge gong, is flanked between Tifa and
Yuffie's hefty quota of synthesizers, electric pianos and
effects equipment.)
Tifa: So, you an' Reno, how will you welcome the new year?
Yuffie: If I know Reno, he'll just get his own self almost drunk
while we eat nachos. Gimme diet soda anytime!!
Aeris: I just hope New Year's Eve can help me forget the
nightmare I had last night.
Yuffie: Nightmare?
Aeris: Last night I dreamt I was first carried off by
Hojo, then I was carried off by Rufus, then I was carried
off by Sephiroth, and last of all, I was carried off by
Jenova.
Tifa: What a nightmare!!
Aeris: That wasn't the real nightmare--the worst part of
it all was, none of them was Cloud in disguise.
Yuffie: I don't get it.
(At that time, the band is ready; Cloud is tuning his bass
strings, Cid is readying his electric guitar, Vincent is
set with his, along with a tamboura--a East Indian
instrument--, while the rest of the group is ready.
Cid steps up to the mike.)
Cid (to the audience): OK, you %@#$^&*, you ready?
Cloud: Cid!! How many times must we tell you 'bout your
potty mouth?!?
Cid: I dunno......I thought you were keepin' score.
Barret: 'Jus keep that potty mouth in the potty where
it belongs.
Cid: Grr.....I oughta crush your head like a grape,
scumbucket....'sides, you're a potty mouth
yourself......
Barret: 'Jus get wit' the program, 'foo!!
Vincent (muttering): The Beatles never had
problems like these.
Tseng: I got news for you--they DID.
Elena: No wonder Paul Mc Cartney said his plan was to
grow up when he recorded his Mc Cartney solo album....
(In the end, the band DOES get ready, and Cid begins.)
Cid: OK, you fellow Final Fantasies, you got days when
they got lousy? I did.
(From there, AVALANCHE plays)
GETTING LOUSY
Parody of Getting Better
Performed by Cid Highwind
All:
It's getting lousy all the time
Cid:
I used to live in Rocket Town
All:
No, I can't complain
Cid:
The Shinra execs got me down
All:
No, I can't complain
Cid:
They took my airship, an' called me a drip,
an' took my rocket an' my plane!!
All:
I admit, it's getting lousy,
It's getting lousy, all the time
(It couldn't get much worse)
Sure, I'll admit, it's getting lousy
it's getting lousy, since Shinra's time
Cid:
I am a foul mouthed, smokin' man,
an' travelin' with Cloud through the land
With Sephiroth loose, we'd better
vamvoose, an' kick his BUT-TOCKS
outa here
All:
I admit, it's getting lousy,
It's getting lousy, all the time
(It couldn't get much worse)
Sure, I'll admit, it's getting lousy
it's getting lousy, since Shinra's time
It's getting so much lousy all the time
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
All:
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
(At that moment, during the next verse, Vincent plays
a droning note on the tamboura, while Aeris plays the
congas.)
Cid:
I used to be cruel to poor Shera,
for you see, she kept me apart
from my dream into space
Boy, I felt mean, till she came
on the scene, an' saved me
from that Tank No. 8.
All:
But I admit, it's getting lousy,
It's getting lousy, all the time
(It couldn't get much worse)
Sure, I'll admit, it's getting lousy
it's getting lousy, since Shinra's time
It's getting so much lousy all the time
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
All:
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
All:
It's getting so much lousy all the time.
(The crowd goes hog wild after the tune, cheering on, while
Cid lights up and smokes a cigarette--but in the audience,
we see Rinoa with Squall and Ellone.)
Rinoa: Hey, that guy's a nut, how 'bout an egg?
(Rinoa hurls the egg, and it hits Cid in the face.)
Cid: HEY!! Who the %@#*$^& threw that egg?!!? Come on,
you!! I'll kick your &^*%@#$ BUT-TOCKS outa the Gold
Saucer special delivery!!
Squall: Rinoa!! What chuu do that for?!?
Rinoa: For free.
Ellone: That wasn't funny, Rinoa!! It was downright mean!!
Rinoa: You dare defend that locker room mouthed dude?
Whatever......
Squall: That was my line!!
(While Cloud and Shera try to help Cid wash his face from
the egg, Vincent calms the crowd.)
Vincent: It's intermission time folks. Our New Year's Eve
performance will pause for a moment, so let's take a break,
and we'll carry on with Act 2 later!!
Coming up: Act 2, with more Beatle parodies from the FFVII
crew!!
Per usual, anything in cahoots with Final Fantasy is a trademark
of Square, whatever you like it or not, while all the Beatle tunes
used for the parodies were (c) Harrisongs for some of the late
George Harrison tracks; all the others were (c) Northern
Songs Ltd. and ATV Maclen , eh?
Dedicated to the memory of George Harrison, aka "The
Quiet Beatle."
Remember--a splendid time is guaranteed for all.
ACT 1
(Our story takes place in the Event Square in the Gold
Saucer, on New Year's Eve, for 2002, to welcome the
new year of 2003. Right now, The Event Square is
packed with characters from Final Fantasies 6 (3 in
The United States), 8 and 10. On the stage, we see
the FF7 crew set up--The Turks, Tseng and Elena with
their violins, Reno and Rude with their cellos, Barret,
Zack, Elmyra, Lucretia,Shera, Reeve, aka Cait Sith,
Marlene and Red XIII, aka Nanaki on their horns,
Cloud on his bass--and like Paul Mc Cartney, he DOES
play left handed--, Cid and Vincent on their lead and
rhythm guitars, Tifa and Yuffie on their synthesizers
and Aeris on her drums. After a short sound check,
Cloud approaches his mike stand (next to it is
something short, covered up with a sheet), and
talks to the audience.)
Cloud: OK, all you jokers, you ready to party to
welcome the new year of 2003?
Audience: YEA!!
Cloud: Then let's celebrate New Year's Eve with our
tribute to The Beatles' immortal masterpiece
known as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band--
along with a few other Beatle albums on the side
from time to time.
(The band tunes up in the standard chord of "A",
and starts with the first tune.)
AVALANCHE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Performed by Elmyra, Lucretia, Shera, Marlene
& Barret Wallace
Elmyra:
It was 20 years ago today
Barret Wallace taught the band to play
They've been fightin' Shinra for so long
an' believe you me, they can't go wrong
So may I introduce to you, the group you've
known for all those years:
AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band.....!!
Horn section solo
Chorus:
We're AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope that you enjoy the show
We're AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Kick back an' let that Lifestream flow
AVALANCHE's Lonely, AVALANCHE's Lonely,
AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Barret:
We've dealt with Rufus Shinra....
Lucretia:
....along with Sephiroth......
Shera:
....not to mention Don Corneo.
An' let's not forget Jenova,
no, let's not forget her.
Marlene:
I don't truly wanna stop the show,
but I'd just thought you all would like
to know, that Nanaki's goin' to sing
a song,
an' he'd like it if you sing along.
So may I introduce to you,
the one an' only Red XIII,
an' AVALANCHE's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
(In the audience, we see Terra, Celes, Relm, Rikku and
Selphie laugh at the way Red XIII plays his sax.)
Chorus:
Red..........XIII....!!
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM SETO
Parody of With A Little Help From My Friends
Performed by Red XIII
Red XIII:
What would you do if your grandfather died?
Would you mope around cryin' the blues?
Or would you howl in the night till you cried?
You do that, an' you're just doomed to lose
All:
No, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto.
Red XIII:
What do I do if I meet The Gi Tribe?
Chorus:
You would stand your ground an'
fight it out
Red XIII:
How do I feel when I've dealt with such jibe?
Chorus:
You fed up with Gi Nattak, no doubt?
All:
No, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto
Chorus:
Do you see anybody?
Red XIII:
I see it's just Sephiroth
Chorus:
Could it be anybody?
Red XIII:
It's just that cruel Sephiroth
Chorus:
Would you believe you were in Hojo's sight?
Red XIII:
Yup, I am sure that he'll get me on the spot
Chorus:
What do you see in that green Mako light?
Red XIII:
It's Jenova, with an evil plot
All:
Oh, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto
Chorus:
Do you see anybody?
Red XIII:
I see it's just AVALANCHE
Chorus:
Could it be anybody?
Red XIII:
It's just good ol' AVALANCHE
All:
Oh, I get by with a little help from Seto
I get high with a little help from Seto
Goin' to try with a little help from Seto
I get by with a little help from Seto
A little help from Seto.
(The crowd joyously cheers while Red XIII takes his bows)
Red XIII: Thank you!!
(In the audience, we see Seifer talk with Raijin, Fujin,
Kiros and Wakka.)
Seifer: Well, not bad for a cat, I must say.
Raijin: HEY!! Red XIII's a dog!! As in D-O-G, y' know.
Fujin: DEFINITELY.
Kiros: DUM DE DUM DUM.
Wakka: I hope he can also play blitzball, ja?
(Just then, Lulu approaches the group.)
Lulu: Hey, any of you jokers seen my voo doo
dolls?
Fujin: WOO DOO?
Lulu: No, voo doo--V-O-O, D-O-O--as in Wall Of.
Kiros: VOO DOO?!? Great Googa Mooga!!
LEMME OUTA HERE!!!!
Wakka: Get back here, you chicken, ja?
Seifer: Boy, an' I thought Zell was the only
Chicken-Wuss 'round here......
Zell's voice: I heard that, Seifer!!
Raijin: Hey--the walls got ears, 'y know.
Fujin: AFFIRMITIVE.
Lulu: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN DUUMMMMMM.....
(The audience turns its attention back to the
stage, just as Lucretia talks.)
Lucretia: Movin' right along, we got a sad tale of the
cruelties of the Shinra doc we all love to hate--Hojo.
(The band launches into the tune.)
HOJO IN THE LAB WITH SHINRA
Parody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
Performed by Lucretia
Lucretia:
Picture yourself on the backstreets of Midgar
with Mako drenched air an' polluted skies
At Shinra H. Q., a scientist works there,
a man with bespectacled eyes
He an' I were married years ago,
an' we gave birth to a son
My spouse was Hojo, an' our son was
called Sephiroth.
All:
Hojo in the lab with Shinra
(repeat x3)
Oh...........
Lucretia:
In his lab, Hojo would prepare The
SOLDIERs,
injectin' them Mako an' Jenova cells
One SOLDIER named Zack, had a friend
named Cloud, and Hojo put those two
through Hell.
Iflana an' Aeris were once captured,
for Shinra's unholy tests
They made their escape to Sector 9
an' were gone.
All:
Hojo in the lab with Shinra
(repeat x3)
Oh...............
Lucretia:
Picture yourself on The Sister Ray
platform
where Hojo' s preparin' a real big
surprise
And it was Cloud and his friends
that stopped Hojo--
the man with bespectacled eyes.
All:
Hojo in the lab with Shinra
(repeat x3)
Oh.................
(repeat x4 to big end, finishing
with Aeris adding a slight cymbal shimmer
for the coda. The crowd cheers while
Lucretia grins)
Lucretia: Thank you.......(to Vincent)
Hey, Vinny, you got the lotto tickets?
Vincent: Definitely.
(While the FF7 crew is preparing for the next tune,
Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie can be heard; Aeris' giant drumkit,
which features two bass drums, a snare drum, seven tom
toms, twelve cymbals, a high hat cymbal, a tabla, a conga
drum, a pair of timbales, two pedal operated kettledrums,
four roto toms--special drumheads tuned by rotation--
eight electronic drums, four mark tree chimes, a series of
tubular bells and one huge gong, is flanked between Tifa and
Yuffie's hefty quota of synthesizers, electric pianos and
effects equipment.)
Tifa: So, you an' Reno, how will you welcome the new year?
Yuffie: If I know Reno, he'll just get his own self almost drunk
while we eat nachos. Gimme diet soda anytime!!
Aeris: I just hope New Year's Eve can help me forget the
nightmare I had last night.
Yuffie: Nightmare?
Aeris: Last night I dreamt I was first carried off by
Hojo, then I was carried off by Rufus, then I was carried
off by Sephiroth, and last of all, I was carried off by
Jenova.
Tifa: What a nightmare!!
Aeris: That wasn't the real nightmare--the worst part of
it all was, none of them was Cloud in disguise.
Yuffie: I don't get it.
(At that time, the band is ready; Cloud is tuning his bass
strings, Cid is readying his electric guitar, Vincent is
set with his, along with a tamboura--a East Indian
instrument--, while the rest of the group is ready.
Cid steps up to the mike.)
Cid (to the audience): OK, you %@#$^&*, you ready?
Cloud: Cid!! How many times must we tell you 'bout your
potty mouth?!?
Cid: I dunno......I thought you were keepin' score.
Barret: 'Jus keep that potty mouth in the potty where
it belongs.
Cid: Grr.....I oughta crush your head like a grape,
scumbucket....'sides, you're a potty mouth
yourself......
Barret: 'Jus get wit' the program, 'foo!!
Vincent (muttering): The Beatles never had
problems like these.
Tseng: I got news for you--they DID.
Elena: No wonder Paul Mc Cartney said his plan was to
grow up when he recorded his Mc Cartney solo album....
(In the end, the band DOES get ready, and Cid begins.)
Cid: OK, you fellow Final Fantasies, you got days when
they got lousy? I did.
(From there, AVALANCHE plays)
GETTING LOUSY
Parody of Getting Better
Performed by Cid Highwind
All:
It's getting lousy all the time
Cid:
I used to live in Rocket Town
All:
No, I can't complain
Cid:
The Shinra execs got me down
All:
No, I can't complain
Cid:
They took my airship, an' called me a drip,
an' took my rocket an' my plane!!
All:
I admit, it's getting lousy,
It's getting lousy, all the time
(It couldn't get much worse)
Sure, I'll admit, it's getting lousy
it's getting lousy, since Shinra's time
Cid:
I am a foul mouthed, smokin' man,
an' travelin' with Cloud through the land
With Sephiroth loose, we'd better
vamvoose, an' kick his BUT-TOCKS
outa here
All:
I admit, it's getting lousy,
It's getting lousy, all the time
(It couldn't get much worse)
Sure, I'll admit, it's getting lousy
it's getting lousy, since Shinra's time
It's getting so much lousy all the time
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
All:
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
(At that moment, during the next verse, Vincent plays
a droning note on the tamboura, while Aeris plays the
congas.)
Cid:
I used to be cruel to poor Shera,
for you see, she kept me apart
from my dream into space
Boy, I felt mean, till she came
on the scene, an' saved me
from that Tank No. 8.
All:
But I admit, it's getting lousy,
It's getting lousy, all the time
(It couldn't get much worse)
Sure, I'll admit, it's getting lousy
it's getting lousy, since Shinra's time
It's getting so much lousy all the time
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
All:
It's getting lousy all the time
Tifa, Aeris & Yuffie:
Lousy, lousy, lousy
All:
It's getting so much lousy all the time.
(The crowd goes hog wild after the tune, cheering on, while
Cid lights up and smokes a cigarette--but in the audience,
we see Rinoa with Squall and Ellone.)
Rinoa: Hey, that guy's a nut, how 'bout an egg?
(Rinoa hurls the egg, and it hits Cid in the face.)
Cid: HEY!! Who the %@#*$^& threw that egg?!!? Come on,
you!! I'll kick your &^*%@#$ BUT-TOCKS outa the Gold
Saucer special delivery!!
Squall: Rinoa!! What chuu do that for?!?
Rinoa: For free.
Ellone: That wasn't funny, Rinoa!! It was downright mean!!
Rinoa: You dare defend that locker room mouthed dude?
Whatever......
Squall: That was my line!!
(While Cloud and Shera try to help Cid wash his face from
the egg, Vincent calms the crowd.)
Vincent: It's intermission time folks. Our New Year's Eve
performance will pause for a moment, so let's take a break,
and we'll carry on with Act 2 later!!
Coming up: Act 2, with more Beatle parodies from the FFVII
crew!!