DISCLAIMER: I never put these up, but it's fucking obvious I don't own anything in the IZ universe unless the wonderful JV magically showed up at my doorstep, handed me the rights for IZ, and said do as you damn well please. Which is my hope, but it wont work. It never does. I already tried stalking J.K. Rowling to give me the Weasleys. I couldn't find her. It's also obvious I own most of the High Skool teenagers. If you hear something from IZ, it belong to JV not me. Anyways, read on fellow doomed ones.

Saphire: Booya! Finally managed to get this out of my head! @_@ It's like been so long since I wrote something. Well here goes my first ZADR. Gods forgive me and what not if it be horrible. You too my unsuspecting doomed slav- I mean. . .Viewers!

MMTPX: This was hell for my to go over. I'm not fond of marking her works while I have to do college at the same time. Mump...Anyways here you go. If you see any mistakes, report them and I'll fix them right away. Be warned, this is long!

Warning: It's Slash/yaoi/gay/mxm. If you do not like a guy and guy having anything past the certain extent of holding hands, then go away and never come back. If you do, keep on reading'! BOOOOYA! Plus don't read warning 2 if your ok with this, unless you'd like too listen to me rant about idiots and flaming.

Warning2: If you people haven't read the above and this, then you go and flame me saying how nasty I am, well fuck you all and your stupidity. I placed warnings and such. And if you still don't like it, well OFMG I don't care! Plus I don't appreciate it, nor do my fellow writers, for being criticized on our works, when the complainers only read a part of the works and not most of it, judging it before they realize what is going on. If you have complaints and are disgusted, tough luck. We don't care, plus if you don't like it, why bother going to all this trouble of finding the damned nasty story (which was probably very well Written like Sakata's) and then think of excuses to ban us from the interent, you got a whole new thing coming. You've wasted your time and ours by complaining.

Note: Yes this is my first attempt at a IZ verse fic. This is naturally set about 7 years in the furniture. I may be sick and twisted but the one I will not find sexually appealing is little children the ages 10 and lower ending up in sexual innuendos. R&R, please enjoy.

Note2: I make patterns for POVs. In the first chapter, Zim's POV begins, and in the second Dib's. Yes it may be confusing, but I write a lot. I still have other stories, editing jobs and artwork to make. Not to mention homework and normal work. I'm only 16 for Christ's sake! MMTPX is 21. There and blah.

Note3: I put a dedication and a random sponsor, which obviously isn't really sponsoring me. It's just what I may be using/eating at the time. The first chapter I was listening to the Goldfish commercial and I used that. The second chapter was popping a few Mentos. The third…I was watching the Viagra Commercial from Japan. Did you know that in the year 1999, Japan banned the making of Viagra Soft drinks because small children would buy them and unknowingly digest the hormonal drugged soft drink and then develop growths or defects in their sexual hormones later on? ^_^ Well anyways…La My Disclaimer/Warning/Notes/Crap is done!

ENJOY MY HORRIBLE, TIME CONSUMING, MIND WARPING, CRAP I CALL A FIC!

(PS: please R&R with nice things to say….^^;;)