A blurb.
Chapter 5- Random Silly Chapter
Once upon a time there was a sunflower seed monster. It went up to an attractive green-eyed man named Mulder one day and…
(A/N: alternate endings. Pick your favorite!!!!!!)
Ending 1: …fell in love with him. Mulder was not ready for this type of commitment with a sunflower seed monster. He spent the better part of a year creating sunflower-seed-monster- repellent.
Ending 2: …roared into his face. Mulder, startled, ran through the halls until the monster was tired out, passing Scully several times in the process. Each time, she said, "What the…" and Mulder gestured for her to go back in her room. Eventually the monster collapsed from exhaustion. Mulder invited Sirius in munching on the sunflower seed monster, and they chewed merrily.
Ending 3: …offered him a sunflower seed. Mulder, though curious as to why a sunflower seed monster had shown up there, never passed up a sunflower seed. He continued daydreaming about Scully, and he chewed merrily. The monster, satisfied that it had made Mulder's day that much better, left. They both lived happily for at least a little while after.
THE END
End.
I realize this chapter had nothing to do with the story. That's because it's a Random Silly Chapter. It's not supposed to. But the next chapter… dum dum dum!! I'll get back to the real plot. :) Please review.
Chapter 5- Random Silly Chapter
Once upon a time there was a sunflower seed monster. It went up to an attractive green-eyed man named Mulder one day and…
(A/N: alternate endings. Pick your favorite!!!!!!)
Ending 1: …fell in love with him. Mulder was not ready for this type of commitment with a sunflower seed monster. He spent the better part of a year creating sunflower-seed-monster- repellent.
Ending 2: …roared into his face. Mulder, startled, ran through the halls until the monster was tired out, passing Scully several times in the process. Each time, she said, "What the…" and Mulder gestured for her to go back in her room. Eventually the monster collapsed from exhaustion. Mulder invited Sirius in munching on the sunflower seed monster, and they chewed merrily.
Ending 3: …offered him a sunflower seed. Mulder, though curious as to why a sunflower seed monster had shown up there, never passed up a sunflower seed. He continued daydreaming about Scully, and he chewed merrily. The monster, satisfied that it had made Mulder's day that much better, left. They both lived happily for at least a little while after.
THE END
End.
I realize this chapter had nothing to do with the story. That's because it's a Random Silly Chapter. It's not supposed to. But the next chapter… dum dum dum!! I'll get back to the real plot. :) Please review.