Chapter 2
Us
The days that followed he wondered why she didn't come pestering him and concluded that she got the message that she got over him, and then go back to his meditation
"It's really too quiet here. What am I saying? Even absent she's annoying me!" said Piccolo and than decided to go back to the lookout he found Dende who was waiting for him
"What's wrong?" he asked
"I don't know if you care, but Harmony had an accident and she's in a coma right now" said Dende sadly
"What?! When did that happened?"
"Not long after you yelled at her" replied Dende with reproach
"You are blaming me for this!"
"Well if you hadn't yell at her she wouldn't have been upset she wouldn't have that accident during her stunt, where are you going?" asked Dende when he saw him leaving but he didn't answer but the guardian of the Earth had a pretty good idea where he was heading.
Harmony spent three months in a coma and when she woke up the doctors told her there was a great possibility that she would never walk again. When it was time for therapy she refused to go saying she didn't want it, she also didn't want to see or talk to no one and slowly drift into depression. Piccolo was looking at that woman full of energy being the shadow of herself
"You look pitiful!" said Piccolo one day
"What do you care?" she replied
"You are right why should I care about a pathetic weak and handicapped woman?"
"Go to hell!"
"So what you want to die in that pitiful state!"
"It's my choice now leave me alone!" she replied angry Piccolo grabbed her out of her chair
"Let go of me!" she said struggling on his arms
"Well you want to die right well I am going to bring someplace where no one has to worry about your carcass" he said. She yelled and fought him all the way to a desert place where Piccolo intended to leave her
"Let me go! Are you deaf? I am telling you let me go!" she said and Piccolo let her go and she fall into a river she screamed and said
"Are you crazy get me out of here!" she said to him but he just turned his back and flew away
"Piccolo don't leave here!" she said while trying to swim to the shore she actually got there and dragged herself to safety in a cave nearby
"I am sure he's not leaving me here alone" she said trembling because she was cold. Hours went by no sign of him and she began to doubt herself
"I can't walk, he can't leave me here. Oh no he did! Piccolo you son of bitch I'll get your ass for this!" she yelled and her voice echoed in the cave.
First she decided to stay right there and die but hunger actually made her go out and found he could feed herself from the wild berries that was growing in the area, but soon run out of them so she had to go farther and farther to get them. She tried to stand up but fell on her back many times she yelled bloody murder, cried and curse all she wanted, but hunger was the best motivation. She had eaten all the berries that was in her reach and was looking for something else to eat they were other fruit three around but she would have to walk to get to them but she will have to climb them once there.
"I wish that I only needed water to survive like Piccolo! Why am I still thinking about this jerk!? It's his fault if I am here struggling to feed myself" she said while laying on the bed made of leaf she had made for herself, sometime she spent hours sitting near the river and try to see if she could caught some fish
"Those damn fish must be laughing at me" she said after many vain attempts, a few days later she came down with a fever and stayed in bed
"I think this is the end of my adventure I only wish that it had a happy ending" she said before falling asleep later Piccolo came in and picked her up and brought her to the lookout for Dende to heal
"What happened to her?" asked Dende while healing her and after Piccolo explained what happened the guardian of the Earth replied
"Have you gone mad? She has no special power no way she would have been able to survive in the wild by herself! It's a real miracle she had been holding up for so long , if you want her to walk again why don't you call the dragon and wish for it?"
"No, she has to do it by herself she needs to do it by herself, I suspect that the fact she can walk is more emotional than physical"
"Maybe, but I don't think she has to do it all along Piccolo" said Dende
"What do you mean?"
"I think what she needs more now is your help, she's ok now but need some rest. Mr Popo can you please prepare a room for her?"
"Right away Dende-sama" replied Mr Popo
"I think she should stay with us for awhile. What do you think Piccolo?"
"It's your call!"
The next day, Harmony woke up in one of the luxurious rooms of the lookout
"Where am I? And how did I get there?" she asked to herself
"At the lookout, I brought you here" replied Piccolo
"Piccolo, have you been looking after me?" she said smiling feebly
"Yes, I am very sorry about everything"
"Don't be, I was wrong to invade your life that way but I didn't know how to get to you, I am sorry Piccolo I really tried to walk but can't I can't do it alone please help me" she said crying, he approached the bed and wipe her tears
"First thing first let's get you clean" he said carrying her to the bathroom and sat her in the bathtub and came to get her later when she had finish
"Oh no I have anything to wear" she said
"Don't worry" said Piccolo has he materialized some clothes similar to the one of the car racer she use to wear
"Thank you" she said
The days that followed Piccolo worked with Harmony in her rehabilitation, he also showed her how to meditate telling her that would help her greatly in her recovery. Months later Harmony was walking again and Piccolo even taught her some fighting moves while they were practicing their feet tangled together and Piccolo lost his balance and dragged Harmony in his fall and she end up on top of him
"I think I have still some trouble standing in my feet my legs are still weak" she said laughing but then looked at him in the eyes and slowly brought her lips to his and kiss him lightly than more passionately but stop when Piccolo didn't returned the kiss
"I am sorry I know that I shouldn't have…" she said getting off him
"It's not that it's just I don't know how" said Piccolo who was still in the ground blushing and Harmony fell on her back anime style
"You mean you have never kissed a girl before!" said Harmony and Piccolo nodded
"So that mean you are...." and she started blushing so was Piccolo
"That's ok I'll teach you how" she said kneeling in front of him and kissed him this time he got a hold of it and Harmony deepen her kiss while exploring his mouth with her tongue suddenly the heard someone clearing his throat and turned out to see Dende
"I don't really like to interrupt this but this is a sacred place you know that Piccolo" said Dende
"I think that practice is over Miss Harmony" said Piccolo blushing
"Which one?" asked the woman
"I think you are ok to go back home now Miss Harmony" said Dende
"Yes I am, and I think I'll be leaving today, thanks for everything" she said bowing
"I'll fly you home" proposed Piccolo
"Thanks but I rather drive" she said popping out a capsule and a flying car appeared
"Oh I almost forgot I am going to see my parents tomorrow and I hope that you could come with me Piccolo"
"Are you sure about that?" asked Piccolo
"Yes I am see you tomorrow" she said waving goodbye
"She's really a nice woman and I think she's in love with you Piccolo" said Dende
"I know but I am not really a boyfriend material, I am Namek remember" said Piccolo sighing
"Well on Namek-sei we don't have that kind of relationship and I don't know if we can also" said Dende
"One way to find out" said Popo
"What do you mean by that?" said Piccolo
"Well none of us never try we didn't have no need for it anyway but I am curious to see how things could to turn out" said Dende
"No way! I am not serving as Guinea pig! I am just going to tell her that I can't, and that's the end of it" said Piccolo while trying to keep his head high
"How can you say that when you didn't even try?!" said Popo
"He's right you know" said Dende
"I can't believe you two!" said Piccolo
"Why not, I mean you are no longer the guardian and you fighting day is pretty much over I think that it would be a good thing for you if you got yourself a family"
"This is a conspiracy or what?" said Piccolo
"There is one problem though, none of us can't give you advice about how to please a woman" said Dende thoughtful totally forgetting Piccolo's arguments
"What do you suggest that I go ask Vegeta?" said Piccolo not being serious
"That's an idea, he's married and got plenty of experience" said Dende that was Piccolo's time to fell down anime style
"I was just kidding there is no way I am going to ask Vegeta that kind of thing!" screamed Piccolo at him
"It's not you got a choice" said Popo
"You've got my blessing for this Piccolo" said Dende grinning
"I can't believe this!" said Piccolo to himself while flying toward where Gokou and Vegeta were sparing
"Hi Piccolo! Are you here to train with us?" asked Gokou
"No I am here to talk to you guys" replied Piccolo who started blushing
"How's Harmony?" asked Gokou
"Well it is about her I need to talk to you about" said Piccolo who was know looking at his feet
"What about her?" asked Vegeta finally wondering what's wrong with the Namek
"Well tonight I am going to meet her parents" said Piccolo
"It's that serious between you two huh?" said Gokou
"I don't understand what so important about meeting the parents" asked Vegeta
"Don't you know anything dummy!" said Gokou
"Don't call me dummy! Dummy" said Vegeta furious
"A girl usually asks a guy to meet her parents when she intends to marry this guy!" said Gokou
"What she wants to marry Piccolo!" said Vegeta laughing
"So what do you want to ask us?" said Gokou
"Well you know that I am a Namek and all…" said Piccolo
"Oh I see you need to know what to do in the bedroom!" said Gokou loudly
"And you came to ask us! What do I look like the sex hotline!" said Vegeta serious
"Come on Vegeta you are the one who helps out Gohan when he entered puberty and I wasn't around to take care of this" said Gokou
"Like you could, and I don't even know if Piccolo is physically fit for the job!" said Vegeta smirking
"Oh yeah, so Piccolo you are a man right?" asked Gokou
"What do I look like you idiot?!" said the Namek furious
"What I meant if you have what a man have" said Gokou and Piccolo gave him a dirty look
"So can I see it?" asked Gokou
"Kakorott!!" said Vegeta
"What I am just curious, I always wondering about what a Namek's penis look like" said G innocently
"I'll pretend I didn't heard that" said Piccolo and Vegeta was laughing so hard that tears was rolling down his cheek and after calming down he said
"Come meet me at my house in a few hours we should be ready by then"
Three hours later Piccolo arrived to CC and Vegeta asked hi to come in to a private room he got there, Piccolo looked around and saw piles of adult magazines and DVD's waiting for him
"Where did you guys found all this?" asked Piccolo
"Gokou brought them in for you" said Vegeta
"I don't believe you" said Piccolo
"He's here ask him" said Vegeta
"I got them from master Roshi" said Gokou when Piccolo popped out the question
"Yeah right! Okay let's start. Do you have something like this?" said Vegeta pointing on a guy penis in a magazine
"Yes" whispered Piccolo embarrass
"Oh, how big is it?" asked Gokou
"Kakorott please" said Vegeta laughing
"What? I've heard that bigger it was better it does, and mine is pretty big bigger than yours Vegeta" said Gokou
"No way, mine is bigger!" replied the other saiya-jin
"No mine!"
"No mine!"
"You are wrong mine is bigger!"
Piccolo sweat dropped anime style at the two saiya-jin argument and had to put an end at this before they actually pulled them out and measure them
"What you need Piccolo is some pointers and I got plenty!" said Gokou and started telling him what to do the position he should take and even some moves
"And don't forget to let her be on top, it will be more comfortable for her that way because of your height"
"It is always the innocent one" said Vegeta shaking his head
"I guest this is what you get from hanging around master Roshi and Yamcha too much" said Piccolo
"Damn right!" said Vegeta
"Why things have to be so complicated!" said Piccolo
"Don't worry Piccolo just think if Kakorott could find his way in so will you" said Vegeta
"Hey! Anyway I hope that your cock can fly" said Gokou
"Cock can't fly you dimwit!" said Vegeta
"Mine can I don't know about yours" said Gokou smirking
"Oh I see what you meant now" said Vegeta
"Who's the idiot now" said Gokou
"Oh just shut up!" said Vegeta it was time to go and Piccolo was glad to get out of there, he never thought how crazy those two saiya-jin were. Vegeta lend him one of his cars to get Harmony to her parent's house that was actually a castle.
"You look dashing tonight" said Harmony complimenting Piccolo's tux
"Thank you, you look good to" said Piccolo
"Thank" she said smiling
"Mom dad I want you to meet Piccolo" said Harmony
"So you are the man who save my precious little girl I thank you" said Mrs. Song
"So young man what do you do for a living?" asked Mr. Song
"Dad!" reprimanded Harmony
"What? I have to know if he's able to take care of you or if we'll have to support your family"
"First I can take care of myself and second Piccolo and I are just friends" said Harmony
"Come on Harmony you know you can't lie to us" said Mrs. Song, the rest of the night went without incident and Harmony asked Piccolo to fly her back home and Piccolo agree to do so, holding her in his arms flew silently into the night
"Do you want to come in?" asked Harmony
"Well it's late I better go back to the lookout" replied this one
"Okay then goodnight Piccolo" she said kissing him and went inside Piccolo sighed and flew to the lookout. He was half way there when he understood Harmony's invitation and was relieved that he had declined it.
He always told the other that he was happy he wasn't like them with all those stupid feelings and needs, but there he was having sentiment for a woman. He was recalling how he met her; he was meditating between those mountains of ice in the North Pole when he heard that big explosion, and then saw all those people running around and think how foolish they were coming here just to shot a stupid movie and was going back to his training when he saw her battling those wolves, it was quite a surprise to see that young woman all alone defending herself that way but he knew she wasn't going to win so he intervened
"You saved her! Now you are her white knight in shining armor" had said Yamcha to him, since that time the young woman had been annoying him following him everywhere he went, one day he had enough and hurt her feeling he had really felt bad about it and even missed her incessant chattering when she wasn't there.
"I think I grew very fond of her" he said sighing how that happened he didn't know, but the feeling was there. He knew that she loved him he could see it in her big green eyes but he was sure how a woman like her can love him
"That's the mystery of love" said Gokou to him when they were giving him 'lessons'
"I can't believe she had fallen in love of me" said Piccolo
"I understand what you mean" said Vegeta smirking than added seriously "One thing I learn about Earthling women when they really love you they don't care if you are the village's idiot or a former murderer, their feelings toward you will remain the same"
"How do you know when you love a woman?" said Piccolo
"I don't really know" said Gokou thinking and Vegeta said thoughtful
"When you are ready to do the most stupid thing ever? Like blowing yourself up or accepted to live with a bitching witch"
"Can you give me at least example less extreme" said Piccolo
"You are here aren't you?" said Vegeta
"Yeah, it's not everyday you accept people making fun of your incapacity" said Gokou laughing. It was true why in the world he was doing there asking Vegeta and Gokou advice on how to please her, the only thought of this made him blush.
The next day Harmony came to the lookout for her usual training when Gohan came to visit
"Hello there!" said Gohan to his friends
"Hi Gohan! What bring you here?" asked Dende
"Well master Roshi is throwing a beach party and everyone is invited I wanted to know if you are coming Piccolo" said Gohan but before the Namek could answer Harmony said
"Oh say yes please! I really need to work on my tan"
"Well okay" said Piccolo and the woman jumped around like a kid
"See you tomorrow then" said Gohan leaving.
Every Z fighters and their family was reunited on master Rochi's Island for the party, everyone were having fun and chat cheerfully even though Piccolo had to knock master Roshi and Oolong over the heads when they tried to play voyeur every time
Harmony went to the bathroom, and made his feet met with both Gokou and Vegeta asses when they asked him details about his relationship with Harmony
"My private life is none of your business!!" he told them
"What an ingrate?" said Vegeta
"Yeah after all we had done for him" said Gokou massaging his assaulted ass, but the ladies got better luck
"So I see that you and Piccolo had gotten alone pretty well it's a shame that's how far you are going to go" said Chichi while drinking her lemonade
"What do you mean by that?" asked Harmony
"Come one we've already told you all there is to know about Piccolo, if you are waiting for him to make a move hell will freeze over before that happen" said Bulma
"I just wanted to give him some time to get ready" said Harmony blushing
"That's as ready he's going to get" said Chichi
"Trust me Harmony in that little circle you'll have to claim your man and pray that he's capable" said Bulma, Harmony finished her drink and thought
'Well I think waiting time is over for you Piccolo'
After the party everyone went back home and Piccolo left with Harmony, and like always he flew her home kissed her goodbye and leave. It was about midnight and Piccolo was sound asleep when he woke up by a noise in his room.
"Who's there?" he asked and the person turned on the lights
"Harmony? What are you doing here?"
"I drove all night so I can make love to you Piccolo" she said while taking her clothes off only leaving her bra in panty one, and Piccolo gulped heavily when she came sat on top of him on the bed
"Harmony I don't think…" he began but got caught off when she put her finger on his lips
"Just relax, you going to do just fine" she said kissing him while her hands began to explore his body. She than put light kisses on his chest when Piccolo decided that it was time for him to take action, so he turned her over and unfasten her bra. That was their first time and they wanted it to be perfect, he began by caressing her firmed breasts and licked every inch of them very slowly, Harmony cannot believe how wet she had gotten by the effect of Piccolo's light touch she couldn't wait for him to get more serious, he ripped her panty off and spread her feet and she let out a moan when he used his tongue to put small pressure on her clitoris, she rubbed her breast as he continued on applying more pressure
"Piccolo please" she said
"You are almost ready" he said and she began to moan louder but he stopped before she reached climax and looked at her happy of his work and started chuckling
"You think you are funny, now it's my turn" she said pushing him on his back and took out his pants and exclaimed "Wow Piccolo you are quite big and colorful" she said he took his penis in her hands hold it tight while licking him, Piccolo let himself go focusing on where her wet and warm tongue touch him before she gobbled him whole and he let out a cry when she began to suck it lightly than harder and let him go before he to reach climax
"Now we are even" she said smiling and he said to her
"Your skin is so soft and you are so beautiful, I can't believe you are with me now. No one had ever touched me only maybe to put a punch on my face" he said, she slowly touched his face and kiss him passionately then she positioned herself on to of him and he entered her with his throbbing member and began to move up in down in her very slowly while his hands were busy caressing her harden nipples, he had never felt something like this before and liked it. Harmony asked him to go a little faster and to scream in pleasure as they reach climax. Harmony let herself dropped on him her body covered with sweat
"Tell me isn't that better than any fight you've been in" she asked while making small circle in his chest
"Well I like that pain better" he said kissing her she was going to get off him but said
"No stay there for awhile"
"You still in me" she whispered
"I know, I just like when I am in you" he said pushing one hair lock out of her face and she laid on him more comfortably and finish by falling asleep by the sound of his heart beat. And he watched her contented face
"Good morning" said Piccolo to Harmony who just woke up
"Hi! So what's for breakfast?" she said
"You" said Piccolo while licking her breast
"You want more" she asked
"What about staying here all day?" he said
"That's fine with me" she said
Later that day when they finally decided to leave the room and went to find the other outside
"Hi Miss Harmony, I didn't see when you got here" said Dende
"Well at least you'll see me leaving" she said giggling
"She sure looks happy today" said Dende and Piccolo just grunt crossing his arms and began his meditation, but all he could visualized today was Harmony's body going up in down on him. Since that day Harmony and Piccolo slept together, but Piccolo decided to move to Harmony's house after they got caught by Dende and Mr Popo in the middle of a torrid night, this time Piccolo had screamed a little too loud and the others run into his room thinking he was in danger of some sort only to find him with Harmony having sex.
A month later the two got married and live happily, Harmony continued to work as a stungirl while her husband did what he used to do. The z warriors had to get use to see them together and one day Yamcha said
"Cupid had screw up big time!"
"Yeah! This is one of Cupid's mistake" said Oolong
Months later after they had gotten married Piccolo looked to be bothered with something which worried Harmony and tried to cheer him up than she started looking at him funny and said
"Piccolo are you getting fat or something" and looking her in the eyes he replied
"No Harmony I am pregnant!"
The End
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