Chapter 11
Bite ass
April 12, Friday evening
-=MITSUI=-
Where is she??
I told her to meet me at the school entrance. It's been almost two hours now and there's no sign of her or anything.
Maybe she has to do something important that she forgot… Or she just hasn't got the chance to tell me.
But it's been two hours and she could have atleast asked anyone to meet me and say she couldn't make it!
I always thought she likes me too… well, maybe in my dreams.
One thing I know now… I shouldn't have let my hopes up.
"I should just get home."
-=ALAINA=-
What?? I have to clean the detention cell too? But it's full of shit!
Uhh… I mean cobwebs.
Why didn't I bring that goddamned cellphone??
Hisashi must be waiting for me already. Dammit!
And this guy here isn't worrying about anything but his sleep. Totally getting on my nerves. Wouldn't he stop snoring? The room is filled with drool. Smells stinky. Oh, drat!
And you have to clean all that too.
That is sooo unfair! If only waking him up with a loud bang is safe…
. . .
Argh! I hate my life!
-=RUKAWA=-
Zzzz.
-=SENDOH=-
"Turn to the left, dear. Yeah, keep it going. Go straight ahead. We're almost there… just three more roads…"
"Okay… ehehe…" I smiled sheepishly while scratching the back of my head.
Isn't she too descriptive?? Ofcourse I know where the airport is.
"And don't drive too fast…"
Who's driving fast? The gear is only at third level and we're passing a highway.
"…we're not in a hurry."
Ofcourse we're not. For heaven's sake, we're FIVE hours early!
"Oh Akira. You're such a nice boy."
"Uh… Thanks, Aunt Sandra."
Now that annoys me. Stop messing with my hair!
"But I think you'll look better if you're bald."
Uh… aunt for free, anyone?
-=ALAINA=-
7 pm.
I'm getting irritated now. Doesn't he even plan to wake up??
It's been three hours and he's still not doing his part. And it's really getting boring.
What?? He thinks I'm a goody-goody and I can't kick his ass??
Ha! Just wait and see.
-=RUKAWA=-
*Bog!*
. . .
*Bog!*
(kitsune's automatic response says:) "I don't care whoever you are but-"
"Hey, you're awake!"
Huh? What now??
"Oh God. I didn't realize you've got such nice ass."
"Do'aho."
What is it with my ass?
"I looovve kicking 'em"
*Bog!*
Can she read minds? And what's with the smile?? "Do'aho."
"Can I?"
What?
"I mean, spank them??"
Is she crazy?? She just kicked me.
"Puhleeezze??"
What's with the begging look? Is she up to something?
"I'll take that as a yes."
*Blag!*
Aww! What the???
-=ALAINA=-
"Oops. I mean uppercut them… bwahahaha!"
. . .
No response? Hmmm…
"AgainAgainAgain!"
*Blag!*
. . .
"Oh your ass is soooo adorable! I can bite them now."
"What the hell do you think you're doing, 'aho??"
Ooh. Aggravated… AND blushing. Gotcha!
"Spanking your ass? …and thinking of having a little bite." I said innocently.
"Do'aho."
He looks funny. He's gripping his butt! Two choices: either I hit him really hard, sabotaging the hell out of his internal organs that he needs to go to the toilet OR he's scared I might actually bite.
"Okay, okay. I know biting is bad… so what if I swallow it whole??" now I sound suggestive.
? ! ? ! ?
"No. Bad idea. There's no drinks… might choke. So nibbling is still better, huh? What d'ya think??"
Ha! Keep in mind (regarding effective insults): Biting ass is way better than just kicking and uppercutting it.
-=RUKAWA=-
Doesn't she have her own ass?
This girl is a total WEIRDO.
I thought she was the only girl who got my attention first day we met? She was different then.
WAS.
I think she's being possessed now – and a hentai one.
Even brute.
How did she EVER get my attention??
Because she's a weirdo.
Yeah, nice answer.
*Burp*
Yuck.
"The sight made me full. Hmm… chunky. Delicious… yum!"
Did I say she's a pervert??
-end of chap-
A/N
Miracle: Wow. You're spoiling me, you know! Haha! Watch out… it might get into my head. And I'll be like those people with hydrocephalus (did I spell that right?). Duh! I'm getting so corny! Haha! Out of my own weird instinct. But hey, I was just kidding. I'm not planning to have yet a gigantic head filled with nothing but air… Hmm. That isn't so nice to see, is it? Big thanks again, anyway! ^_^
DunkmoonX: Actually, pinagiisipan ko kung magiging sila ni Mitsui. May naisip na kasi ko dati kaso baka gumulo lalo. Hmm… tingin mo? Tuloy ko yun o paikliin ko na lang ung story? Chka ang wirdo ata ng pagkakacomedy ko dito? Dry humor ba? Erk… sbihin niyo lang a? Thanks po ulet! ^_^
Me not so: You think so? It isn't obvious with your name… haha! Big thanks! The name's unique, huh? hehe… I had to look for my Baby Names book just for that… and the meaning? It'll be soon. I'm planning to insert it in the story in one of the future chapters. (I'm wondering when will that be). Thanks for reviewing! ^_^
Akira-akuma: Hey, nice to hear from you again! My first reviewer! Hmm… well, I'm not actually degrading myself. I'm just kind of pessimistic sometimes, you see. And I love to criticize MY work. (it's my normal thing.) Hmm… But isn't that degrading?? Haha! Weird. And I would upload faster now – I think, since my schedule is a bit wobbly. (What kind of a sentence IS that??) haha! Nonsense again… and oh! Yeah, I saw that. But I wasn't able to read the story yet so… no comment… Hmm… Did the others see that?
Mskitsune: The chapters are becoming shorter… yeah, ehehe… but I promise I would upload sooner… if I could. So what do you think of the story? Tingin mo love triangle na talaga or ganito na lang? Hmm… Pinakaposible kasi La Salle Taft. Sa Dasma kasi, nursing kinuha ko. Eh ayoko ng trabaho nun… hehe! Napakasama kong bata… Hehe!
Everyone:
Yo! We'll be having a grad ball! Yeah, I sounded like it's not normal… well that's because IT'S NOT – for us. You see, I came from an exclusive school for girls and grad balls and JS proms are like, banned or something? Total sucker. I think it's only our batch who got to have it… We're still lucky.
And why do I sound excited? Nope. Not really. Just find it shocking. I'm not even planning to wear a gown. It gives me itch. Totally uncomfortable. Or even if I do, there'll be intervals of scratching my neck and uh… wherever it's itchy. (That last word is taken NOT literally, okay? So don't get false thoughts. ^_- ) And I hate sandals! Can I just wear sports shoes for that? Hmm… Bad idea. Might as well sacrifice for just ONE night. Yeah. I can do that. (I wish!)
Duh! Like, why am I even saying this? Probabably out of my uncontrollable babbling thoughts again… I should just get on with the next chap, don't you think? Yeah, that'll be better.
Thanks for all those who reviewed! I truly appreciate it. (^_^)
Again, I'm an open-minded person. So don't hesitate to point out my mistakes or say your negative opinions… ok?