I'm sorry it took so long!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA you wanna know how stupid I am? Ok I was about to beg my mom to let me rent The Princess Dairies and my sister comes down and GUESS WHAT! We've had it for a year!!! LOL I was laughing so hard!

Ok I will stop freaking you out.

Oh and you know what is extremely good? Well, we didn't have any Hershey's syrup (I DO NOT OWN THAT EITHER DAMN IT) and so I took some of that powdery hot chocolate mix out and I put some on my ice cream (I know, I know, Fur- Eek) and now I'm eating it. (or was when I wrote this) It is awesome! Just try not to laugh or else the powder will shook over everything (it gets old after awhile. I learned that the hard way twice!)

New punctuation! Things in \ / is writing!

I'm sorry I haven't updated fast as I would wish! I'm not feeling good and I'm going through this little religious thing where I'm not eating any sugar or drinking any caffeine, not eating red meat, and I'm not surfing the net. (You people and hotmail are the only sites I said I would visit! Aren't you glad I love you so much?)

Not having caffeine is getting to me! But bear with me! I know this story sucks so if y'all don't like it just tell me. I'm a pyro but I hate it when people say "you should find better use for your time" why don't they just tell me I just need to do a little something different?! Ok well.

Disclaimer: Ok, These disclaimers are fun to make up. I own. Nothing and Everything at the same time. That excludes things that are owned by someone else and that includes Harry potter. Damn J.K Rowling staked her claim and Warner Brother's got what was left. That is not fair, I did not get a fighting chance.

I JUST HAD ONE OF THOSE GENIUS MOMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you know that Draco's real name is Tom (I've known it for awhile lol) and what's Voldermorts name? TOM!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that WEIRD!!!!!!

Shout outs!

Xtremegrl 2020 (now known as extremey): Thank you! I love being told I'm a great writer!!!

Golden goose (both times): You like lamb chop too?!?!? YEAH I love lamb chop, Charlie hoarse, and hush puppy! Omg!. anyway thanks for reviewing! I love to hear from you (and all reviewers). Oh and you are not the only one who loves my profile! There's this one person and they are like "You have a kick ass profile!" omg. And the bird thing. Well I do the little Josie thing, you know the one that's like "There's no more band. They left. They are all gone. Just like the Beatles, like the Jackson five, like a flock of sea gulls CAW. This red bull is really good" lol I love that.

Themis: Yes, you are nice. And what do you mean by "What did you do to poor Ginny". I dunno but she can't talk you know. Anyways. hmm. I hope you did good on your English exam! I have one like right now and I'm going to die 'cause I hate it. I'm glad you like the idea of peace! Love you too ::hugs Themis back::

Kaos: Yes, it was your idea! I'm sorry I didn't get this out as soon as I told you! But. I'll ttyl about it (my fingers are about to fall off and I barely typed anything

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Anonymous reviewer: Please show your name! It's ok that you didn't like Draco mode. I was personally proud of it, but can you tell me how to improve? Thanks for saying it's a good story!

Catilina Rose: (did I speel it right) anyways LoL you fell out of your chair? YOU DID A ME THING? Lol thanks for saying I did a "Lovely Lovely job" lol I love 'it depends on the weather!

Lee Velviet: I know you didn't review and I doubt that you're using your time to read this still but. if you are. could you please o please e-mail me your *chapters* to Wish it was yesterday and Dragon rebels? You see I can't surf the net. so. If you don't want to it's fine but if you do. my e- mail is GinnyGINvampireoo@hotmail.com (and it's oo as in the letters not numbers lol) I'm sorry I'm rambling

I love all of you and I'm sorry it's so short!

If anyone wants to e-mail me @ GinnyGINvampireoo@hotmail.com use the subject "Detention" and I'll answer it. But that's the only way!

I know Ron and Draco are quick to forgive and forget but. hey you can USUALLY tell if people are lying, and Ginny's the best and Ron believes her. Except since she cannot talk.

Ok, Hopefully this will come out right

Let the show begin!

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"So. you two are saying that there's a dragon in the dungeons, that used to be a human?!" Harry asked, walking down the hall to lunch (yes, it was lunchtime.) "This must be some sort of strange dream. first Malfoy, uh Draco. you being nice and now the dragon. somebody wake me up!"

"Really Harry, you should try out for a play! 'Drama king young and sweet only seventeeeen' god." Draco laughed mockingly.

"Yeah well you're the Romeo here." Harry retorted.

"Romeo got Juliet and Peirs didn't." Draco retorted simply, Harry blushed but nobody caught it.

'Draco, Should thou be-est kind enough to let fair Juliet's EARs rest from thy friends BICKERING.'

"He started it!" Draco said.

'Draco, you are being a little kid. well yourself. But you started it.'

"Nuh-uh"

'Uh-huh!'

"Nuh-uh!"

"You look a trip talking to yourself." Hermione commented (I spelt it right!)

"She said that I started it!"

"She didn't say anything!" Harry said.

"I uh know that. But she. acted. like. it.."

"Harry, Hermione," Ron pulled them close and whispered in their ears.

"WHAT?!" Came the astonished yell from Harry and Hermione.

"You two are too loud! It is enough when you tattle but not right NOW! We don't want the professors hearing!" Draco hissed (hahaha Draco using the word tattle) "God, leave it up to a pot head to not think that fast."

"Stuff it ferret. Or the other way around" (stuff a ferret. get it?)

"Boys, Boys." Hermione tutted, holding Harry back. Ginny kept Draco back with the hand that was attached to his.

'You two please try and be nice to each other, Ron too.' Ginny thought.

"But he's being an arse." Draco replied, eyes narrowing, with a sneer on his face

'And you aren't?'

"Yeah but I'm a cute arse and I'm always that way"

"If you don't want the bloody Professors to get suspicious then why are you talking to your self?" Harry asked.

"Tut tut Harry, watch your language." Draco replied, making a cross with his fingers.

"Burn your self Malfoy?"

"Ow!" Draco said sarcastically, with a smile to match. Ginny got in between them. She took her wand out and waved it around. It formed the words, in shining letters: SHUT UP PLEASE YOU'RE BOTH DISAGREABLE ARSES!

"Whatever." Harry said, shrugging Draco's insults off.

'I think that Harry might have a little crush that's already been tamed by my Malfoy charm.' Draco thought. Ginny let go Draco's hand and slid her own around his back. It got lower and squeezed his butt.

Ginny was smiling like an angel, as innocent as one.

Draco smirked

'Just can't wait to get in there?' Draco thought, looking down at Ginny.

'Oh shut up.' Ginny thought back. She put her arm around his back again and he put his around her shoulders.

'I can't very well shut up in my brain, can I?' Draco asked, smirking. ______ \ -------/ __)~*~(__ \ / ^__^ (Little Arabic wise man, for all you Christians and Moslems out there. Wait no, just Christians, but he looks like a Moslem too. I AM NOT STERYOTYPING I WILL NEVER EVER ok maybe about my older brother BUT OTHER THAN THAT NEVER STERYO TYPE)

As the (One. Two. three. four.) five-some walked into the great hall, Ron standing next to Draco, everyone choked on their food (well. not really but it went down the wrong tube)

Dumbledor stared, but not surprisedly. He smiled and a twinkle was in his eye.

'I hate how that old coot always looks that way. like he knows everything about me.' Draco thought, again not meaning Ginny to hear.

'What?!' Ginny thought.

"Nothing." Draco whispered. He followed her, absentmindedly, to sit at the Gryfindor table in-between the two red heads. Harry was on Ginny's right and Hermione (E E E not I!) was on Ron's left. (Justa let you know!). They faced away from the Slytherin table.

"So." Draco started. Everyone started to get their food on their plates.

"So." Harry mocked. "I soooo want to get Ginny in my bed."

"We all know that Potter." Draco said.

Ginny gave them a glare that told them to shut up.

"Ok, OK" Draco said.

Ginny got tired of having Draco talking for her and conjured some parchment and a quill (did I just say parchment! HELP ME I'M GOING BRIT ah kewl. ok I know I'm not but bloody hell I'm close. I said those tid bits without thinking)

\ I invited Draco to Christmas vacation to us and he's coming./ Ginny wrote

Ron's eyes almost rolled over in his head he was thinking so hard at it.

Hermione smiled but Harry frowned. Deeply.

"Gin, have you ever thought that I go to Christmas at your house to ESCAPE that bloody prat?" Harry hissed in Ginny's ear.

\Harry, have you ever thought that it's my house and I can invite whomever I want?/ Ginny wrote in response. Harry was getting on her nerves, *though* she thought *for good reason.*

"That's ok right?" Draco asked Ron. "She's going to post a letter to your mother and I'm going to write another one to go with it."

"Well. erm." You could tell Ron was thinking 'cause he was not even looking at his food.

\Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ Ginny wrote.

"Oi! You don't have enough room in your house!" Harry's voice chipped in.

\He could always sleep in my room if that is what you want Harry. Otherwise, I think that Ron can fit another bed in there. It's not like Charlie or Bill are coming. and if they are they can share with Percy the Perfect/ Ginny wrote

"All right, yeah. Maybe we can get Dumbledor to get us a floo hook up. Or not flue what's that other thing called?" Ron started. "I swear."

Ginny was practically jumping from her seat. If she would not have been horse she would have squealed with delight.

But she was hoarse.

So she didn't. She just hugged the group. This caused Harry to blush and look away. Only, Draco caught that this time, but was swept up in his girlfriend's arms before he could say anything about it. Ron was being his big brother self again when Ginny hugged him, having to reach over Draco.

"Oh Geer off" Ron said. Ginny moved to hug Hermione, her butt right in front of Draco's face. He did not really mind, but spanked her still for not moving it.

"Gin, I don't want your arse in my face, not yet anyway." Draco said. Ron frowned. Draco saw this ('cause Ginny sat down and her arse was out of the way) "I was joking! Really ickle Ronniekins!" Draco smiled his genuine smile.

Ginny was glad that her brother and Draco got along. Now if only she could work on Harry.

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They day passed uneventfully after that. The days continued like this for a week. Also, since Ginny and Draco 'Hadn't' figured out the secret to the chamber, their detentions continued.

About a week later, Draco started to worry about Ginny's voice. I mean really, who was hoarse for more than three days? Not anyone he ever knew. He lived in the cold dungeons at home, that was enough to give any person hoarse, and his had gone away in the most four days. Therefore, he stayed after in Potions one day, much to Ginny, Ron, and Hermione's objections.

"Uh. Uncle Severurus?" Draco started since everyone had cleared off. (Snape is his Uncle ok? And he didn't want anyone knowing) He sat in a chair beside Snap's desk.

"Yes Draco?" Snape replied. He looked up from his text.

"Er. I was wondering. well you see. my gir. uh Ginny, as you know, has got hoarse for a week and I was wondering. might there have been anything to cause it? If anyone wished her ill?"

"You mean your Gryfindor girlfriend? Yes. There is a potion. In fact. I know that a bunch of students could get it from a simple book in the library. They put it in your Potions books. Now as to a cure, which I'm sure you're asking for correct?" Snape looked at Draco. Draco nodded and picked up a flower off Snap's desk (lol. Snape, flower?). "The person that gave it to her has to give her the cure, or make the remedy itself."

"Much help that is" Draco muttered to himself. "I don't even know who gave her the Potion" Draco picked a petal off the Green flower.

"Well. maybe, if I had an assistant, we could determine the person. The fingerprints were left on it."

Draco looked up

"Assistant?" Draco asked. The wheels in his head were now turning to find more out about Oliver D. now that he knew Ginny could be cured. "Have you ever had an assistant?"

"Well, uh yes. In fact, I have. It is a completely ironic tale. Sure you won't want to hear it. I am sure you're girlfriend will want to hear from you, seeing as you haven't talked to her for 3 minutes. Now go to lunch or I'll take points from Slytherin." Snape seemed quite perturbed

"Well. ok then I won't, but. why won't you tell me?"

"5. four. three. two. one"

"I'm going, I'm going. God Uncle, don't get your panty hose in a bunch" Draco said and ducked out of the room before Snape could react.

When Draco ran into the lunch hall, he made a sharp turn down the aisle to Gryfindor. When he saw Ginny he made another sharp turn but not fast enough so as he knocked her over, pulling her down to the ground, landing on top of her. They lay in silence for a second. Then Draco smirked

"Now, this is more like it" Draco whispered. Ginny's eyes opened.

'You know, sometimes you have those mean streaks' Ginny thought.

"You think I can help that, love?" Draco asked. Ginny smiled

"I didn't say I hated it." Ginny replied in her head.

"Good, would you say it turned you on?"

'Now Draco, we talked about this. I sai-' Draco, seeing this was going into one of her rambling sessions closed his lips over hers. Ginny was shocked at first but gave into the kiss quickly. Her arms wrapped around Draco's neck as his hands settled on her well-formed hips. The kiss ended all too soon at Harry's call:

"Oi! Some people are trying to eat lunch!" Harry commented. Draco pulled away from Ginny quickly but only hovered a centimeter above her lips

"Oi!" Draco taunted "Some people are trying to kiss their girlfriends" Draco made to lock lips with, a willing, Ginny again.

"Draco, really you're on top of her." Hermione stated "Ron's trying to suppress his. brotherly instincts by squeezing off my hand." Draco sighed.

"All right." Draco got off Ginny and helped her up.

'Humph, no one asked whether I WANTED to get up or not' Ginny thought. Draco kissed her again but quickly pulled away.

"There, that good?" Draco asked.

Ginny smiled and sat down.

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Sorry, I know. It sucks. But. if you have any ideas. I was grounded for awhile then gotted busy I am so sorry. I tried to finish as fast as I could! You deserve so much more!

Oh and who wants Cheesy Corny Fluff? PLEASE SAY YOU DO I'm a specialist in that department

SO In your review you need to put "Fluff chapter" or "Non fluff chapter" ok? PLEASE

All right funny things!

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our

toilets, but look at it from their point of view:

Why do humans keep urinating into their water

bowls?

Dogs shed, cats shred.

If everything tastes like chicken couldn't you say "Hmm this chicken tastes like ice cream!" ? (I made that up!!!!)

Everyone in Nebraska is to afraid to do drugs so they sniff corn instead. (I made that up too!)

Ok, the ret of these are answering machine messages:

You have reached flatuous anonymous. All of our operators are pretty busy at this moment, so if you would like to leave a message.

You are the 15 millionth caller today! You can win a free car! You have fifteen seconds to answer theses three questions: your name, number, and to name all the victims on the Titanic! Go!

God speaking. Please leave a prayer and a message and I'll get back to you.



AHHHHHH I Cannot remember any more of them! I will find some more out to post with the next chapter!

Ok, this chapter is dedicated to Queen C and, uh. My toastmaster group! (25 people lol) Bethany. you are probably reading this sometime. so. HI!

Ok remember, Fluff. no Fluff or fluff in while!

Cheers!

Gin!

Ps I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!