Hey Everybody! I'm back… sorry it tooked so long! But I had to write this, and I'm behind in school and… not happy. OH YA and I'm writing another story and I'm working on the sequel to this story… plus I'm reading a lot and write two originals.. phew… that and still find time for a social life… hmm just call me… well… Ginny I guess. So this chapter has some rude comments on my behalf. And… well… anyway… I am writing a story called 'The Wrong Prisoner of Askaban' and will have it posted shortly, seeing as my muse likes that story… a lot. And the sequel is working better than this story… AhHhH!! Ok… I am ok… I am, really, ok.

This chapter is plot-less but I think funny (just imagine Tommy… *cough* Draco dancing)

Disclaimer: Ah… ok… I don't own Harry Potter. Damn 'cause then Tom Felton would be mine ALL MINE!!!!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHHAA *cough* yeah… maybe not… but anyway and I don't own the other two stupid songs (blah blah blah… does anyone really read this?) anyway…

Anyways! (I say that a lot) Shout outs!

Muse: Thank you… I hope my stories are good and not just "Nuffy" lol

Xtremey!: HEY YOU HAVEN'T REVIEWED FOREVER! I missed you! I'm glad you like my story! Thanks for reviewing!

Blue eyes: Ginny will get her voice back! Thanks for saying I have a great story! Thanks for reviewing! I have blue eyes too! (if your name implies that you do… maybe… ok…)

Kaos: DUH I POSTED THE CONVO! I told you I was… and those goats are now… ahhh cant remember… mental brain lapse! AHHHHHHHH OK OK OK OK OK OK I loved your D/G story so far, please e-mail me the other chapters! Camoats and Gomels! THERE! Love em all! Say hi to em!

Catalina Rose: Thanky for the complement oh and maybe the convo in the jewelry store was a sign of things to come… hmmm…. (lips are zipered)

Themis: Ok, you get the story up by: going to (on the log in window) document manager then uploading the document you want. Then you go to "Create Story" and then you go from there. Simple 'eh? Well… could you e-mail it to me? Thank you for reviewing! *hugs Themis again*

Insomniagal: Yeah! I am going to IM you sometime! And… Oliver has been alone for over 10 years… I think he can suffer 2 weeks alone lol!

Bored black green frogys: Hi! Ok here's the more you asked for (lol rhymes!)

Lady Nemoe: Hey! lovely to have a new reviewer! No I did not get 'outsane' from a deranged story like that (lol sounds like I'd like it) but I did get it from a story called Pen Pal. (I love it lol) but… thanks for reviewing SMURFS ROCK!

Ok… enough ranting! On with the show!

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The next morning at the burrow, everyone ate breakfast together (twins too!). Ginny and Draco were sitting at one end of the table and Arthur and Molly the other.

"We're going to Diagon alley today" Molly Weasley stated. "For some Christmas shopping"

"We have, Ginny and I, already done all our shopping." Draco replied.

"Oh… well you can stay here. No need to waste the floo powder" Molly said, but quickly changed the subject (kinda sad, Draco having at least 10 times as much money as her.) "Now Draco, tell me… what inspired this change in you?"

Harry and Ron laughed, Draco snorting a bit. Harry had to cover his mouth to keep his sausage from falling out of his mouth

"Well… erm…" Draco started. "It started when I actually started talking to Ginny." Draco put his arm around, a blushing crimson-red, Ginny. "She showed me the good in life and I love her for it."

Molly sighed.

"Isn't that just romantic?" Molly said. Arthur snorted into his eggs. He had actually taken a liking to this quick witted, golden haired boy. He would not mind it if he actually did marry Ginny. And he knew his little girl would be well off money wise.

"Yes Draco" The twins chorused from their side of the table, opposite the dream team. "You're so Romantic"

"Thank you" Draco replied and smiled, a lot of the smirk gone. The twins looked quite put out that they did not get to him.

"Really, it's amazing… our little baby sister falling for none other than Draco Mal-stuffed-ferret himself." George said.

"Yeah… and what made her lose her voice?" Fred asked.

"Well… yes George, it is amazing that Ginny fell for me. And Fred… someone fed her a potion to make her lose her voice until… we find a cure." Draco said, proud he could distinguish the twins (don't ask me how)

"Well… how do you know about the potion?" George asked.

"Snape told him." Ron said, "He wouldn't do anything to hurt Ginny."

"Really… it's not that bloody big of a deal is it now?" Harry asked, trying to change the subject.

"It is to me. Why would someone want to do that to Ginny?" Draco asked suspiciously.

"Oh… Mrs. Weasley… are we going to Diagon alley today or not?" Hermione asked, smelling a fight from a mile away (or from a kilometer, or whatever)

"Oh! You are right! Well… you two don't mind tidying the dishes I hope?" Molly asked.

"Of course we don't" Draco said, speaking for Ginny.

"Ok, good. Now everybody stand up so I can check you." Molly said, standing herself. Everyone followed instruction. "Fred, George you have got egg all down your trousers" she waved her wand and they were cleaned up. "Ron, you have a black spot on the side of your nose." Hermione and Harry snorted. Ron wiped at it. "Perfect… now we'll be back at about… well late. Eat dinner without us, just clean up your mess"

"Ok" Draco replied. He and Ginny followed all the rest of the 'Army' to the fireplace.

Soon only Ron and Mrs. Weasley were left.


"Good bye" Molly said and kissed Draco and Ginny on the forehead. Ginny again blushed. When Molly disappeared into the flames Ron turned to both of them.

"Don't do anything I would do" Ron said, clapping Draco on the back.

"Right mate" Draco replied. Ron smiled and was whisked off into the flames (AHHH I'm a Pryo!!!!!!! FLAMES, FLAMES, FLAMES!)

Ginny and Draco went to tidy up the dishes.

When they were done (this was like 30 minutes later…) they went into the family room and sat down. Draco started a (magical) fire and they stared into the flames, very much content with being in each other's arms.

Draco sighed and looked at Ginny.

"You're lucky" Draco said. He kissed her forehead.

'I know' Ginny thought.

"How bout we have some fun?" Draco asked.

'Draco, just because my parents aren't home most certainly does not mean that we are going to… you know…" Ginny thought, blushing a bit.

"Though I wouldn't mind it, no I did not mean that." Draco said.

'Then what?'

"Well… I heard about this Japanese thing that muggles used called a karaoke machine. And I was thinking we'd invent our own ones, using magic. See… we're aloud to use it on Christmas vacation."

'I know, that sounds fun… but what are we going to sing… and I can't sing right now.' Ginny thought dismayed.

"You can sing in your head. Now do you want to go first or me? We should sing Christmas songs."

'You can go first Draco.'

"Ok… both of us have to stand up." Draco replied. He stood up and watched as Ginny did the same, looking skeptical. "What?"

'Drat that you can't lie in your head. Can you sing?'

"I am rich. I have had voice lessons and everything. Teacher said I was a natural."

'Right… ok go ahead.'

"Ok, this is interesting… I think I'll pick the song… 'What Christmas Means to Me'." Draco said. "It's a muggle one." Ginny nodded. Draco smiled and brought out his wand. He looked around the room and saw Drums, a bass guitar, and a piano (The Weasleys apparently were trying to learn music). Draco smiled and pointed his wand towards the drums. They started to play. He did the same with the piano, guitar and any other instruments they happened to have lying around (including these jingling bells… jingle… jingle). He stood in front of Ginny and started to sing, placing his hands on her face.

Candles burning low, lots of mistletoe. Lots of snowy nights everywhere you go.

Draco spread his arms and backed up from Ginny. He then pointed outside

Choir singing carols, right outside your door.

All these things and more

A choir echoed him all these things and more

That's what Christmas means to me my love.Christmas means to me my love

Ginny shook with silent laughter as Draco started to snap his fingers.

Christmas means to me my love, oa-oaoa-oaoa-oh oh oh! Christmas means to me my love, Christmas means to me… my love.

The instruments went Doom doo do do do do do… Draco moved to Ginny and pushed her hair away from her face

I see your smiling face like I never seen before. And though I love you Ginny!, it seems I love you more. The little cards you send me, will touch my heart fo sure.

All these things and more, all these things and more that's what Christmas means to me my love Christmas means to me my love

Christmas means to me my love, oa-oaoa-oaoa-oh oh oh! Christmas means to me my love, Christmas means to me… my love.

All interments except the drums and piano (which was going through some very tough runs) stopped.

I feel like running wild. Lords angels and a little song.

Draco pulled Ginny under a doorway

'Catch you 'neath the mistletoe,' Draco thought, kissing Ginny's lips. 'Kiss you once and then some more' he pulled away and backed up a bit, pulling Ginny with him.

I wish you a merry Christmas baby I wish you a merry Christmas baby and a happy, happy new year… ohh…

Draco went to in front of the Christmas tree.

Let's deck the halls with holly, singing silent night. Fill the trees with angel's hair

Draco pointed his wand at the tree and a bunch of tensile shot out.

Pretty, pretty lights

Draco smiled as Ginny's face lit up.

Let's go to sleep and wake up just before daylight.

All these things and mo-ore all these things and mo-ore that's what Christmas means to me my love Christmas means to me my love

Christmas means to me my love, oa-oaoa-oaoa-oh oh oh! Christmas means to me my love, oa-oaoa-oaoa-oh oh oh!

Christmas means to me my love, oa-oaoa-oaoa-oh oh oh! Christmas means to me my love Christmas means to meeeeeeeeeee my love!

The music stopped

Draco finished on his knees, in front of Ginny, who was beaming. Draco panted a bit.

"Well… you tell me… am I good at singing?" Draco asked, standing up.

'Excellent!'

"Ok, then… now it's your turn"

'Oh… well I don't think I can sing…'

"Go on, you know I won't make fun of you!"

'O ok… the song is… Santa baby, it's the only muggle Christmas song I know.'

"Ok."

Draco stayed standing. Ginny bit her lip and pointed at the drums with her wand. They immediately started to play.

And then the guitar and soon the little jingle bells. Ginny wiggled her hips to the beat. She looked at Draco skeptically before starting to sing.

'Santa baby, just slip a guitar under the tree for me, been an awful good girl, Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight' Ginny twisted to the floor, smiling. 'Santa baby, a fifty-four convertible too…

light blue…

I'd wait up for you dear.

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight'

Draco smiled as Ginny twisted to the floor again.

Then Ginny walked towards Draco, putting her hands on his chest.

'Think of all the fun I've missed, think of all the fellows that I could 'ave kissed.

Next year I could be… just as good, if you'll check off my Christmas list' Ginny made a check mark on Draco's chest, then her face went into a puppy dog's face, backing away from Draco

'Santa baby I want a yacht and that's not really… a lot…

I've been an angel all year, Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight' Draco chuckled as Ginny fell on her bum from twisting down but stopped when she shot him a look. She continued to mouth the words, singing them in her head.

'Santa cutey, one little thing that I need.

The deed, to a platinum mine.

Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight…

Come and trim, my Christmas tree, with some decorations bought at Tiffany's. Next year I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list.' Ginny started to really get into it and smiled some more.

'Santa baby so fill my stocking with a dual playa and checks… mmm… sign your X on the line, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.' Ginny twisted to the ground again. Her head-voice then became soulish.

'Think of all the fun I've missed, think of all the fellows that I could have kissed… next year I could be, just as good if you check of my Christmas list!' Ginny got really close to Draco again.

'Santa cutie forget to mention one little thing… a ring' Ginny pointed to her finger 'and I don't mean on the phone. Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight' Ginny smirked and slid down Draco's body. She felt he liked this (ok I'm a horrible pervert) and slid up again 'hurry down the chimney tonight' she slid down again and up then backed away and did an "Elvis slide" 'tonight!!!!!!'

The drums did a big solo and then ended the song, Ginny panting.

Draco raised his eyebrows and started to clap, still breathless from the bit of dancing she did 'to' him. Ginny smiled and got up.

"You have a sirens voice, even in your head." Draco said, pulling Ginny into his arms.

'Really?' Ginny asked mentally (not meaning she's mental like me).

"Really." Draco replied and kissed Ginny. Ginny was about to faint (she likes to do that) from the passion in his kiss. All she could do to hold onto reality is wrap her arms around his neck and pray that her parents didn't decide on coming home early. Draco backed into the seat they had been sitting in, sitting on it again, Ginny moving into his lap.

The passion grew and the kiss continued until they both could not breathe didly squat. They pulled away, panting.

"God." Draco whispered, putting his forehead to Ginny's. Ginny nodded and swallowed hardly. "Maybe Oliver was right that day."

Ginny shook a bit with laughter.

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Ok, I know it's not that long but I thought that you deserved at least a bit of story after so long! Ok… well… funny things!

I stole these from Insomniagal's profile! OK! PROPS TO YOU!

"I am a frisbeetarian. When I die my flies up and gets stuck on the roof"

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

Hey insomnia: IT'S ME AND MY OTHER 3 FRIENDS! Because… long story. (Hehe Daky, you're one of them and you Kaos… and then Kristen)


HMMMMMM I NEED HELP WITH MY FUNNY STUFF!!!!! IF ANYONE HAS ANY JOKES PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I am funny but… hmm…

Maybe if I ran around like an idiot… of course I do that anyway… ok I hope you are smiling now!

Well… that is all I can think of… please… watch out for "The wrong prisoner of Askaban"! I actually like it better than 'Detention WWH!' for some reason. And I've barely written 2 pages. Ok well…

Cheers (Right-oh old chap?)

Gin

Ps

PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE