Metal Bunny of Doom!
By
Wings Vaporeon
Yami Yugi: A rant on love, oh gods I'm going to be sick!
Angel: Yuck!
Devil lets out a sigh as she goes back to work on the computer typing.
Angel: Where is Wings?
Bakura: She went to the mall with Yami Bakura to get him clothes for today rants.
Yami Yugi starts to laugh; Bakura looks at him as he rolls on the floor in laughter. Bakura sigh then raise his head. He saws Wings skipping into the room, with his Yami right behind him. Yami had a smile on his face then he looks down at Yami Yugi who looked up at him. Yami Bakura had a black shirt on with white letters on them that read Bad to the Bone and loving every minute of it.
Wings: I got one for everyone!
Angel: YEAH!!!
Devil lets out a sigh as she jumps out of the chair, all the shirts where black. Bakura got one that read don't get me mad or else. Devil shirt read assistant writer, Angel had assistant artist. Yami Yugi shirt read Bad Boy and damn proud of too. Wing shirt had on it deadly on caffeine, sugar or anything edible.
Wings: Today Rant is on LOVE!
Yami Bakura: Love is that the between people of material things?
Bakura: I hope it the people love.
Wings: It People then the Material later on in a different rant.
Yami Yugi: Oh this is going to be great!
Wings glares at Yami Yugi then pulls out a little small box with a button on it. Wings push it and smiles. A little robotic bunny comes into the room it lets out a loud beep.
Wings: Meet Mecha BUNNY!
Yami Yugi sits looking at it and starts to poke it with a stick; Yami Bakura was poking at it with his figure. Both Yami's jumps as the thing beeps and rolls by them and over to Wings. Wing gets on her knee's she pets the metal bunny on the head.
Wings: Who a good bunny!
Bakura blinks his eyes a few time then lets out a sigh. Wings push another button and the metal bunny rolls over to Yami Yugi. He sat on the floor, his eyes where wide like a child looking at a Christmas tree. Yami Bakura was the same way only his mouth was open, he always was lay out on the floor. Bakura couldn't help but laugh at both yami's reaction over a small metal bunny. The bunny only beeps at Yami Yugi, Yami Yugi only blink his eyes and cocked his head to the side. Bakura touched the bunny that beeped at him. The bunny open small slit on it head, out came a large mallet in a hand. Yami Yugi watch with enjoyment, and Yami Bakura was awed by this little metal bunny. The mallet started to hit Yami Yugi on the head, and kept doing it until he got a lot of lumps on his head and was on the floor. Yami Bakura sat there wide eye looking down at the bunny the at Yami Yugi. The bunny roll out of the room, Yami Bakura just blink then smile like a 2-year-old child.
Wings: Any way this rant is on love.
Bakura: Why love?
Wings: That song called all so many men.
Angel jumps into computer chair, she presses the mouse of the desire mp3 music for the rant. Devil raise her head then sighs as she starts to bandage up Yami Yugi head after the mallet beating from the small metal bunny. Yami Bakura gets up; he takes the control box from Wings. Wings starts to yell at him, Yami Bakura shake it off, as he push the button to call the bunny. The metal bunny rolls into the room on his wheels, it beeps at Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura smiles as he sits in front of the bunny. He starts to pets the bunny it only beeps at him. Wings get onto Yami Bakura back, as she tries to get the remote from him. The bunny beeps a little then repeats what happen to Yami Yugi happen only to Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura yelps as he starts to run from the small rabbit as it chase after him. Yami Bakura jumps down the stairs, the metal bunny stops, it starts to hop about and beep loudly at him. Yami Bakura put his fingers in his mouth; he pulls his lips out a bit and sticks his tongue at the little bunny. The bunny then throws the mallet at Yami Bakura, he ducked it quickly, and he laughs only to get hit on the head with a baseball. Then a baseball bat in the face, Yami Bakura shakes a bit then walks up the stairs with the baseball in his hands. The bunny beeped and rolled away fast out of the room.
Wings: Baku is my bunny not yours!
Yami Bakura: Baku nice name you got it from us yes?
Wings nods then lets out a sigh as she sits into Bakura lap, he only smiles as he wrap his arms around Wings waist. Yami Bakura snorted as he sits on the floor, only to jump when the bunny beep at him to move.
Yami Yugi: That thing it getting on my nerves!
Yami Bakura: You can say that again but what is that bunny thing to do Wings?
Wings: Baku, he is the metal bunny of DOOM!
Bakura: He doesn't look so ACK!
Bakura jumps, and Wings landed on the floor with a thud, the metal bunny had hop on to Bakura head, and started to roll his wheels on his head. Bakura started to run around screaming get it off of him. Yami Yugi backed away slowly, and Yami Bakura ducked behind Wings. Wings lets out a sigh as they watch Bakura run around with the metal bunny on his head beeping loudly at him. Yami Bakura sits up; he pulls Wings into his lap, she yelp then sigh as she push the button that stops the bunny. The bunny went beep and feel off Bakura head. Bakura jumps then ducks behind his Yami, who only chuckles at him. Bakura whines then put his head into Wings lap. Yami Yugi got the controller, and started to push buttons. The little bunny went beep a few times then started to spin around a bit.
Yami Bakura: HIT THE DECK IT GOING TO BLOW!
Everyone jump behind the couch, Angel, and Devil dived under it, Bakura and Yami Bukura hugged on to Wings who let out whimpers. Yami Yugi plugged his ears with his fingers. The loud boom was heard; Angel and Devil poke their heads out, Yami Yugi peer over the top. Bakura, Wings and Yami Bakura peered from the side of the couch. All of them smile all but Wings who frowned that her metal bunny went boom! Wings then chuckles loudly. They all looked at her as she pulls out a larger control box. Then it happen four metal bunnies rolled into the room. Yami Yugi faints as he looks at the four robotic bunnies. Devil and Angel had run into another direction with the tails stuck between their legs. Bakura just smiles at them, Yami Bakura just pulled Wings into his lap with fear in his face.
Wings: That one close to you Bakura is Yami Baku, that one next to his is Seto K, that Yami, and the last one is Baku 2!
Bakura pets Baku 2 as it beeps at him happily, Yami Baku rolled around beeping happily the others beeped at Yami Yugi as he lay there on the floor.
Wings: So we will see you next time
Yami Bakura: And Next time we will not get sidetrack with the little bunnies of DOOM!
Bakura: Have a nice day everyone!