Melting Pot!
By
Wings Vaporeon
Yami Yugi is sitting on the couch with a magazine in his hands; Angel and Devil are playing duel monsters near the computers. Bakura is playing with the metal bunnies of doom.
Yami Yugi: Where are those two?
Devil: I play Red Eyes Black Dragon!
Angel: I play metal bunny of DOOM!
Angel puts one of the bunnies on the mat and smiles as she cross her for legs across her chest of furs. Devil only stares at her then laughs at the little bunny left tire marks on her cards. Angel fur stuck up then starts to chase Seto K bunny.
Bakura: Off at the store
Yami: Getting what?
Bakura only smiles as he starts to play with the bunnies that where beeping at him. Yami eyes got wide then let out a sigh as he close his magazine.
Yami: Tell me there not getting that stuff?
Bakura: What stuff?
Yami: The DRINK!
Bakura: Yes they are, they are getting Cherry Flavored!
Angel: ALL BOW DOWN TO THE MAGIC WATER!!
Devil: Well speak of them here they are now
Yami Bakura walks up the stairs with 6 bags in his hands with a large grin on his face. Yami eyes went wide as he looks at the sacks. Wings come up at Yami Bakura with 6 more; Yami Yugi eyes went to small black dots with sweat drops around them.
Yami Yugi: I going to die!
Bakura: CHERRY FLAVOR HOO!
Angel: MAGIC WATER!!
Wings: Yeah and we got the rant for today!
Yami Bakura: That right anyway, so where in the store, and I had wings on my back for some reason but anyway where in the important decision deciding what water to drink either Cherry or Strawberry Melon. I will admit to this I'm happy when shopping, so I'm very happy at Wal Mart.
Wings: When all of sudden this strange woman came up to us and starts to talk to us, and where just staring at her. I mean come on here we are making a decision on bottle water of Clearly Canadian and she starts speaking crap!
Bakura: Oh dear what happen next?
Yami Yugi: What so good about this stuff?
Wings: Any way I want to know what are we paying people now, when you come to America you learn ENGLISH!!!
Bakura: I have to admit it is that hardest langue in the world with all the slang words and other things.
Yami: Got a point there
Yami Bakura: True besides I know three know, Egyptian, Japanese and English!
Wings: Good for you, I know English and very little Japanese words!
Bakura: Well I teach you
Wings: No I got Seto doing that!
Yami & Yami Bakura: How are you doing that?
Wings: Easy!
Wings walks over to the large closet and opens the door, Seto is tired up to the chair, his eyes where tapped open with duck tape. His bottom lip was twitching; he looked over at Wings with a look that said make it stop.
Wings: Ready to teach?
Seto: YES JUST MAKE IT STOP!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! MAKE IT STOP! GODS IF I HERE WATCH ONE MORE EPSIODE I GO CRAZY PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!!
Wings: Okay but remember your teach me but if you try to get out of it I make you watch it again!
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wings goes into the closet and unties him, he jumps out of the closet and hugs onto Yami Yugi with tears down him face.
Bakura: What where you making him watch?
Wings: Barney!
Everyone but Wings: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yami Yugi: Your evil!
Yami Bakura: I didn't know you could be so evil!
Bakura: Oh man your just twisted!
Angel and Devil: OH DEAR GODS!
Seto: No more please I teach you anything! I give you a rare card!
Wings: Which one?
Seto digs into his trench coat pocket, he start to shuffle a random cards, he then pulls out and hands it to Wings, who squeals and takes off running down the stairs.
Yami Bakura: What did you give her?
Seto: Red – Eye Black Dragon.
Bakura: Oh
Wings comes back up the stairs then does a flying glomp to Seto, he falls onto the floor with Wings hugging him tightly.
Seto: Your Welcome
Wings: Anyway when you people come here to Amercia you must learning English that doesn't mean give up what you know I mean gods. Have you heard Japanese TV show in their original languages and uncut to gods it beautiful.
Angel: Know we got paper with English, Chinese, French, Japanese and Russian on it where wasting paper for this people.
Devil: If I went to a forging country you people would stop what you're doing to translate everything in English for me right?
Wings: NO they wouldn't they would just shoot me, beside so where staring at her and we tell where can't understand here then she gets mad at us for not understanding her.
Yami Bakura: What does she want us to do whip out a little translation book and stop what where doing speak to her. ME suck, suck chip, chop, beep flip tip! Nice to see you! NO what I have learn is this place is a melting pot, when you come here you LEARN ENGLISH!!
Wings: So that is rant for today and special thanks too
Yami Bakura and Bakura: Sarah aka Celebi
Devil and Angel: And
Yami Yugi: JessIchi
Wings: For Reviewing our rants so good night!
Yami Bakura: See you later
Seto: Have a nice day
Bakura: See you next rant time!
Angel and Devil: Enjoy your day!
Yami Yugi: So have a nice afternoon and good day!