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Wings Vaporeon
Wings: All right it been awhile
Devil: Oh yeah been on a long vacation and we just go back
Angel: Oh yeah but if you notice the title
Seto: DVD's oh boy this is going to be fun!
Yami: Um why that?
Wings: It is the cool invention of our time besides I got two cool DVD's Harry Potter and The Walt Disney Classic Robin Hood!
Bakura: I like Harry Potter
Ryou: Yes its very nice…
Wings: Anyway we got a DVD player and Yami here had to blow it up! HE BLEW UP!
Yami: What I couldn't get the thing open!
Ryou: This is what happens when you try to get two people from ancient days to fit the modern world, yell all but mine. He know how to us the microwave, TV, VCR, my car which is scary, he roller blades, he can surf the net he can find mp3 that I can't find on the net, and he can work a DVD player!!
Wings: Well anyway we have to get a new DVD player since Yami blew mine up and well where getting both of them modern. All but Bakura he is Modern nize he can due more things than I can on the net and I been surfing it long than him!
Bakura: Well sorry I found this but how to surf the net for dummies and it really help! There is something that I love the modern time
Devil: And that would be?
Bakura: Indoor pluming I love it!
Yami: Yes praise the gods for that person who invited indoor pluming!
Seto just stares at both Yamis then goes back hooking up the new DVD player.
Ryou: Anything else?
Bakura: Nope, sure having everything else is nice but I love indoor plumping. For one thing you don't have to go outside at night in the cold to go!
Yami: Yeah and you don't have to go in a whole in the ground so that make life so much easier for us.
Bakura: Yeah all you got to due is push down on the handle and wow it gone! Beside you know how the outhouse stink after been used by two adults, and three kids it stink! You could kill someone with that smell but hey we didn't complain, it was either the whole in the ground or the bush. Let me tell you the whole is better than a bush any old day.
Yami: We never had toilet paper but I don't know why you guys have it but hey whatever floats your boat.
Wings: Well we all went on vacation and which scared this two was a talking trash can, I have to say that got surprise us too. It also open up so put your trash in for you.
Devil: I hate to ask are we becoming that lazy?
Angel: I hope not
Wings: Well the vacation was nice all but the fact we couldn't get the yami's on any rides all but Malik's his at least got on a few of the rides. Hey he even got on the Carlos right behind Cinderella's Castle!
Yami M: Yeah I was better than those two durks! HA, when can we go back?
Devil: Not until the year 2004!
Yami M: Damn!
Ryou: I got mine on the Hunt Mansion Ride, by the time we where done his hair is sticking all over the place, more than normal which was quite funny.
Yami B: You didn't have a ghost that sat in the area you where sitting in
Devil: We had a great time; the food we ate was the best ever!
Angel: Rain Forest Café go there get their ribs, oh they are soo good!
Seto: Right I got the new one hooked up. Anyway I like the EPCT play with all the different countries that was cool.
Wings: Chine was fun!
Seto: I like Mexico
Yami M: Yes Mexico was fun.
Angel and Devil: Japan was cool
Ryou and Bakura: CHINA ROCKED!
Yami: I liked them all, but china was the best I like the puppets.
Angel: Oh yeah you and that Tiger puppet.
Yami: I never did get it but I did get a tiger stuff at the Animal Kingdom.
Bakura: The Safari ride was so cool,
Ryou: Who ever gave our guide a license was crazy.
Wings: I know we almost fell off the bridge and almost tipped out of the jeep.
Seto: Fast Pass had to be my best friend for Splash Mountain and Thunder Mountain.
Bakura: I liked the water park; seen Yami scream was a treat!
Yami M: Yes he lost his trunks coming down a few rides
Yami blushes a bit then whacks Yami M on the head.
Yami: When did he join the group?
Malik: Since the vacation why?
Yami: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malik: Right anyway what else did we due there at Disney World. Oh yeah pictures with Tigger, Chip and Dale!
Bakura: I like Tigger
Ryou and Wings: Chip and Dale for us.
Angel and Devil: Tigger, he is worth the trip.
Malik: I like the White Rabbit, yes there is a White Rabbit.
Yami M: Tigger he cool
Yami: Um…. The um.. Um next!
Seto: Chip and Dale I love those two are the only two can get me to laugh.
Yami: I like getting the pins.
Wings: Disney Pins of Robbing Hood and Maid Marine!
Ryou: My Lady pin from Lady and the Tramp.
Bakura: I got a cute kitty pin.
Seto: chip and dale for me I even got plushies!Malik and Yami M: Um we just got random pins
Yami: I got a nice one of the mouse!
Wings: You like the mouse?
Yami: No… okay yes
Wings: I got the thing for you!
Yami blinks he eyes then runs away very fast.
Wings: I was only going to put on mouse ears.
Ryou: We got cool hats, I got a goofy hat, Bakura a mad hatter's hat, Malik a tigger hat along with Wings, Devil and Angel got Minnie Mouse's hat, Malik an odd looking goofy hat, Yami M got a safari hat, and we got Yami a Mickey Mouse Sourer Hat.
Wings: That was our vacation in Disney World we had a blast, our next vacation was Atlanta then Tennessee and boy are we all tired.
Malik: All but Arazil,
Wings: Oh yeah the new ego of the group that mailed her self here and looks like a mine Malik, only with fur.
Malik: She scares me, she deadly, dealer than Angel and that bad!
Seto: I agree she can ride his bike… How can something that small keep a bike going when her legs can't hit the pedals?
Malik: I have no clue but thank Ra she asleep.
Wings: Due to all the caffeine I have to drink to get her to sleep!
Seto: Which give us two hyper other ego's one eevee and one vaporeon!
Wings: Sorry, but hey try to have Arazil run around your head. She not what I call friendly to my other egos that I have in my head.
Yami: You have more than three?
Wings: Angel, Devil and Arazil due more than the others.
Malik: What are the others name?
Ryou: Your asking for Malik you due know that my friend?
Malik: I am?
Seto: Yes you are
Yami: Wing hit it!
Wings: Angel, Devil, Arazil, Blacky, Midnight, Star Beam, Star Shower, Star, Sun, Moon, Daisy, Princess, Crystal, Black Paw, Thunder Cloud, Blue Heart, Blue, Silver Star, Moon Beam, Silver Sun, Star Powder, Two Tone,
Malik: Two Tone?
Wings: He split right down the middle one half is black the other gold can I get back to my list?
Malik: Sure.
Wings: Sir Lance, Tiger of the Ice Wind, Star Dust, Glow, Spits, Tricky, Happy, Twister, Candle, Amber, Emerald, Ruby, Diamond, Topaz, Sapphire, Oval, Foxy, Slicky, Bolt, Zeus, Spot, Red Claw, Diamond Dust, Ruby Emerald, Crystal Star, Sun Stone, Water Dancer, Fire Tamer, Wind flyer, Noble, King, Ice Demon,
Yami: That last one goes for Bakura:
Bakura: Shut up!
Wings: Ice Angel, Poison, Taps, Max, Jem, Jewel, Gold, Silver, Blue Bell, Red paw, Yellow Flower, Thunder Clasp, Venom, Hiss, Rex, Robin, Nap, Zip, Calista, Ra, Anubis, David, Rose Bud, Rose Mary, Rose Diamond, Crystal Fire, Water Spirt, Windy, Fire Storm, Crazy, Feather, Feather Stone, Silver Beam, Gold Beam, Copper, Bronzy, Kashi, Sage, Cye, Rowen, Ryo, Cale, Dias, Dais, High Water, Blizzard, Snowy, Buddy, Double, Timer, Sam, Siam, Tiger, Hell,
Ryou: Hell?
Wings: Yes one of them calls him self-Hell can I finish?
Malik: When will it stop?
Wings: Until you here and in there,
Malik: Oh
Wings: Crazy Star, Shooting Star, Manx, Killer, Knife, Blade, Silver Storm, Gold Shower, White Fang, Bako, Taco, Slim, Rage, Calto, Talito, Magnus, Tash, Far, Star Tapper, Dreamer, Cutiey, Sweety, Amber Stone, Flower Petals, Petals, Calm Storm, Star watcher, Net, Surfer, Tal, Tail, and finally Jubie.
Malik: WOW that a lot,
Wings: Yeah but Angel, Devil and Arazil are louder than the others so I hear them more than the others.
Malik: Oh boy, do they all due something?
Wings: Some the other just live there
Yami M: She crazier than you Malik…
Wings: Yeah well from what Water Spirt tells me you think Bakura is a hottie.
Yami M: Can I kill that vaporeon?
Wings: No, no killing of any eons, or any other ego.
Seto: Are they all eons?
Wings: No, some are dogs, wolves, foxes but the majority are eons that I made up.
Seto: Oh dear gods!
Wings: I got a list you can read that,
Yami: For a minute there I thought she was going to name them all.
Wings: That would take to many pages.
Yami: Holy #$%@!
Wings: Yup that long…. Well I'm tired so who all up for Robin Hood?
Yami: ME!
Ryou: Yes Robin Hood the fox yes!
Bakura: I'm a hottie to you? Oh for the love of Ra hide me!
Yami M: I can't help if it you look sexy in stripes, with that mess of silver hair of yours!
Malik: Just back away slowly and you will not get hurt.
Arazil: Yeah!
Angel and Devil: We will get sodas and popcorn.
Seto: Wait for me I don't want to be here when the firework fly.
Yami: Me neither
Wings: Well until next rant time this is the Rant crew saying good night!