People

By Wings Vaporeon and Umbreon

Wings: Okay people listen up this is true rant here! Okay I just minding my business this morning before I went to school and I read my daily webcomics, and then I had to fanfiction.net for some reading pleasure before I go to school. I go to the R rated area there it was a rant!! I say the title and wonder okay so the person is a little pissed. I was wrong, OH so so wrong. I have to say this is a bit odd even for me, but then I realized this person is absolute DUM!!! DUM AS A DOORKNOB DUM!! I'm sick and tired of Yaio; yeah well no one is making you read the yaio at gunpoint. Is there someone hold you at gun point making you read the yaio no then don't whine about it!! This person put their name down as Malik! What the fuck is up with this piece of shit right here? Here what strikes me as odd, this person join fanfiction.net 5/10/03, and this person posted things at 5/13/03!! MY GOD has this, okay I'm not calling this person Malik. Cause one this is going to make me lose all my respect for Malik cause of this person also reason number two I don't understand why this person is so upset over stories! Bob you got some issues here that need to be shut up and thrown in trunk and never open again!! So I left a review and this person removed my rant but I remember calling this person a snot noise brat, cause this person want a lot of people to stop writing yaio. I like Malik to, and I don't mind the yaio at all I like the yaio and I think it's fun. Bob I must say that you got me really ticked off here cause of your stupided! I mean this is so wrong here I'm sorry for you Bob but you can't think people will bend over back words for you to change there mind. You see this is where people like you needed to be told it's only a cartoon it's not real.

Umbreon: I find it to be a shame that this TWINK sign up on Fanfiction.net to post a rant against Gayness, well guess what! I'm GAY and when I ever find you, I WILL MAKE YOU WATCH GAY PEOPLE HAVE SEX!! Geez where does GOD MAKE YOU PEOPLE!! Out of Spare parts of crap at the bottom of the bucket here!! My God here is on by Samanth saying "I so totally agree with you. I think yaio is just retarted and disgusting. Im glade someone finnaly let out that out. Sheesh. (too bad it wasn't me X.X)

Wings: What the fuck! This Samanth can't ever spell! She needs to capitalized her I's and but a comma between I'm, and she needs to learn how to spell!!

Umbreon: I hate to see some of this people in High School!

Wings: I don't think they will last long in High School.

Umbreon: They wouldn't last long in Collage for that matter; the teachers would kick them out just for bad grammar and punctuation skills!

Wings: Yeah we need to send Bob a flame.

Umbreon: Yeah flame the stupid BOB! Wings: I think we should let Zarla, and Shoshie deal with this one, but since they are not one right now so it's up to us to say yaio for all.

Umbreon: Amen sister preach on!

Wings: We must get ride of them demon name BOB! We shall send you, Cloud, Vincent, Cid and the all mighty, drum role Umbreon.

Umbreon pulls out a large drum and starts to bang on it

Wings: SEPHIROTH!!!!! YES SEPHIROTH WILL COME DOWN AND TAN YOUR HIDE BOB!!

Umbreon: Yeah the all might god will kill you and then you body will be on his sword, and Wings and I will be dancing around him like a May POLL!!

Wings: Dude that would be so assume, but you it will never happen.

Umbreon: Yeah I know that sucks. Want to know why Bob we know it because he is not real! You're getting all uppity on people for a cartoon!! MY GOD Cartoons are to be enjoyed by people!

Wings: Yeah Malik is a popular character so; you of all people should have known that Malik would be put in yaio stories!

Umbreon: Know in the Japanese version of yugioh, Malik hits on Ryou yami, and Ryou himself just very little but it's still flitting!

Wings: Yeah you showed me that

Umbreon: I mean this is just a cartoon BOB, it's not real, and yeah you can like Malik and stuff. I mean for the love of GOD ALL MIGHTY!! It's called the R rated section for nothing Bob. Authors and Authoress post warnings saying "This has Yaio in it," then they list the parings. Then in the story they post the warnings, saying if you don't like the idea of men having sex then you shouldn't read this story. SEE PEOPLE ARE BEEN RESPONSIBLE! They know people out there hate yaio and so they give out warnings for people like you Bob to you know this contains materials you would not like at all!! You however must ignore the warnings and read on then get ticked off!!

Wings: Where were you when the brains where been past out!

Umbreon: Yeah you must have been somewhere else cause we all got one, you must have gotten the leftovers, like the small ones.

Wings: I'm sorry for the brain thing but it's true you have to us it someday Bob and it might at well us it know, so anyway Bob please read the warnings in the summary's, that what summary's are there for it to warn people about yaio, rape, stories and junk. You just have to realize one thing Bob.

Umbreon: Yeah that it's only a cartoon, and it is to be enjoyed. Also you should now since you clam to be a fan. That people will write fanfiction cause they like the character and they are showing their way of like them. Some is PG, G, and then there is the yaio. Know like Wings said no one is holding you at gunpoint telling you to read the story at all. So please do us all a favor and GROW UP!! JUST GROW UP!!

Bakura: I think we will leave those two alone to fume Marik: Yup lets go see the X-Men 2 movie! Yami: That will be good movie I will pay for tickets! Ryou: I will by the popcorn Malik: I will get the soda! Angel & Devil: We will find the seat! Bakura: Better be baseball stadium seats Marik: I will drive Wings: YOU AREN'T DRIVING MY BABY! Marik: We are taken Seto limo Seto: Your not driving my limo! Bakura: Then how will we get to the movie theater? Umbreon: We ride in the limo and let on of Seto's drivers. Drive us to the movie Marik: Good idea I like Wings: I got the refill cups! Umbreon: and we are all set to go! Wings: Bye everyone!