Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and I don't own Azdio. She's just… herself. Umm… yeah… Anyways, I do own myself! I'm Aseku!! Oh, and I don't own any of the people who make cameos in this fic, k? Ok, I'll write now.

Author's Note: This is following my Crazy Interview With Voldemort. IT IS NOT A SEQUEL!!!! It's sort of an A/U. I will do my best to make this as funny as I can. This was written when I was at home… bored. Yes I know, scary, isn't it? Anyways, this is what happens when me'n Azdio decide to visit our old buddy Snape! Enjoy!

Bored Again

Aseku: I'm bored now that Voldemort's gone home.

Azdio: Me too.

Aseku: Whatcha wanna do?

Azdio: I dunno.

Aseku: I KNOW!! Let's go visit SNAPE!!

Audience: YAY!!!

Azdio: (confused) I thought I sent you all home.

Aseku: Guess not. Anyway, wanna go visit Snape? Huh? Do ya? Huh? PLEEEEEASE?!?!

Azdio: Have you been chugging Surge again?

Aseku: NO!! (looks sheepish) Yes.

Azdio: I thought your parents banned you from that.

Aseku: So?

Azdio: I see. Well anyway, I suppose that we could go and visit Snape. After all, it's been a while since we saw him.

Aseku: Yeah I know!! Seven whole hours!! And 42.713 minutes of course.

Azdio: (stares at Aseku) You've been counting?

Aseku: *nods*

Azdio: To the millisecond?

Aseku: *nods again*

Azdio: We have really got to get you a hobby.

Aseku: So can we go now?!

Azdio: All right. (pulls out her notebook and pencil)

Aseku: I wanna do it!!

Azdio: (looks at her) *sigh* Fine. (hands Aseku the notebook and pencil)

Aseku: YAY!!! (writes something down and she, Azdio, and the audience that is mysteriously still there appear in the middle of the Outback right next to Steve Irwin.)

Azdio: ASEKU!!!!!!!

Steve Irwin: G'day mates! *gasp* Don't move. There's a Fierce Snake, right behind your left leg. I'm going to try to catch it. (does so) WOOO!! Look at her!! She a little beauty, she is! Yes indeed!

Aseku: (looks sheepish once again)

Azdio: (grabs the notebook and pencil) Give me that! That's the last time I ever let YOU use the notebook again!

Aseku: (looks all depressed)

Azdio: Don't give me that! It's your own stupid fault! Now then (scribbles something down and they appear in Snape's dungeon office thingy) There, that's MUCH better. (Snape walks in)

Snape: AH! What are you two doing here?! I thought you were going to leave me alone!!

Aseku: Now why would we do that?!

Snape: Because you're evil little monsters and nobody can stand to stay in the same vicinity as you for more than 2 minutes.

Audience: BOOOOO!!!

Audience Member 1: Be nice to Aseku and Azdio!!

Snape: How did you all manage to fit behind my specimen shelf?

Audience Member 2: We seem to be good at things like this.

Aseku: Awwww, Snape doesn't like us? (grins evilly) Then we'll have to MAKE you like us!

Azdio: I read you loud and clear! (scribbles something down in her notebook and they appear in Aseku's T.V. room)

Aseku: (confused) Why are we at my house?

Azdio: Because my parents got mad at me when Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Voldemort, and… well… you know the list. My parents got mad when they left a huge mess, and, well, let's just say he's not welcome at my house anymore.

Aseku: Ah! I see. Well, lucky for us, my parents are out of town for the week. So he can stay here.

Snape: (looking from Aseku to Azdio) Oh God no, not again. You are NOT making me stay here for an entire week.

Aseku: Actually, we were only planning on making you stay here for today and tonight, but since you suggested it…

Aseku & Azdio: LET'S MAKE IT A WEEK!!!!!

Snape: NOOOOOO!!! (brightens a little) But what about my classes? I have to teach my classes every day!

Azdio: Taken care of. We got a sub for you.

Snape: There has to be some reason I can't stay here… Ah! I'm allergic to cats! Sorry, I'd love to be staying but I can't because I'm allergic to cats.

Aseku: That's ok! I've got a dog! MICKEY!!! COME HERE!!!!

Snape: (watches in horror as a small tan dog runs in, yapping happily)

Mickey: Yapyapyapyap (spots Snape and runs over)

Snape: Yuck! What's it doing? Get it away from me!

Mickey: (sniffs Snape's leg and pees on him)

Snape: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Disgusting animal!! Get AWAY from me!! (attempts to kick Mickey but Mickey dodges it and latches onto his leg)

Mickey: Grrrrrrr (shakes his head, leaving a nice set of gashes in Snape's leg)

Snape: AHHHHHH!!! It BIT me!! The stupid animal BIT me!! It might be rabid!! It might have a disease!! I ought to sue you for this!!

Aseku: (glances at Azdio)

Azdio: (nods and scribbles something down)

Snape: (is suddenly gagged)

Aseku: Sorry, we had to shut you up somehow. Now, Mickey, come.

Mickey: (instantly abandons Snape's leg and bounds over to Aseku happily)

Aseku: Good boy! Sit!

Mickey: (does so)

Aseku: Good Boy! Stay!

Mickey: (lays down with his head on his paws, watching Snape)

Aseku: (nods to Azdio)

Azdio: (scribbles something down and Snape's gag disappears) Now then, I have to go home, it's 6:00. (A/N: It's dinner time for Azdio) I am leaving the notebook with Aseku. I expect you to be good.

Snape: Mumblegrumble

Aseku: See ya Azdio!! (writes something in the notebook and Azdio disappears)

Azdio: (appearing in the desert) ASEKU!!!!!!

Aseku: So, what do you want for dinner, Severus?

Severus: (is silently glowering)

Aseku: Macaroni and Cheese it is then!!! (runs upstairs)

Snape: I wonder how long it would take the police to find me if I killed her?

Mickey: Grrrrrrrrr…

Snape: *sigh* Oh never mind. (starts walking upstairs with Mickey following him) Leave me alone, mutt.

Mickey: Grrrrrrr…

Snape: GO AWAY!!! (pulls out his wand to blast the dog)

Mickey: (grabs Snape's robes and rips them off)

Snape: (screams like a little girl)

Aseku: WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?! IF I HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE, YOU TWO DON"T GET ANY SUPPER!!!

Mickey: (lays down and starts chewing on Snape's robes)

Snape: Your mutt just ripped off my robes!!

Aseku: Well he probably had good reason! Now get up here and eat!!

Snape: Mumblegrumble

Aseku: Well?

Snape: (slowly trudges upstairs)

Aseku: (catching sight of Snape's smiley face boxers) Mmpht- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Snape: (pulls out his wand) (A/N: I have NO CLUE where he was keeping that thing, and I'm not really sure I want to know)

Mickey: (runs up behind Snape and growls warningly)

Snape: (looks depressed and puts his wand away)

Mickey: (snorts satisfiedly)

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Will Snape ever get his robes back? Why IS he wearing smiley faced boxers? Is Mickey possessed? Well, I'm not really sure yet, but I'll keep you updated in later chapters. Review!!