**Author's Note: This is something stupid that is really just a joke. The
story line is basically just silly things I thought up, adding my friends'
ideas as well.
Disclaimer: I do not own them. Blame Rowling for my insanity!GAAHHH!
~~This is dedicated to Amanda, Chris, and Mark. Seamus Forever.~~ **
Every time I see him, yes it is true
Seamus ashames me. How about you?
If you don't know he's Irish, don't you fret or worry
He'll give you the whole story of his family tree in a hurry
Yes, he'll go on and on about his uncle and aunt
His step Muggle brothers, his Granny and Gramp
He'll tell you the story of wars and of cannon
When Grandma and Grandpa stopped the famine
Oh, he'll love to tell you details of that twisted tale
How Granny and Gramps began Ireland's largest potato sale
For they are witch and a wizard, and Seamus is proud
To tell of their tater magic, excited and loud
But the part that digusts me most about that clumsy git
Is that his father's pure- Muggle and he's not shamed of it!
Well, let me tell you this: the whole thing makes me sad
How Seamus rambles on about Ireland, sheep, and his dad
Oh, did I forget to tell you about the sheep?
For they are the animals his Farmer father chooses to keep
They live in a small village, with a yard full of mutton
And his father makes wool sweaters- even sews on the buttons!
So, it really doesn't matter what ole Seamus says
I think he's lost his wizard heritage!
I don't care if he goes on about his Mum
To me, she sounds like a crazy bum!
Marrying a Muggle is a scum thing to do
Especially when Purebloods are down to a few
When you are in doubt, keep my verses in mind
And try to find a pure wizard or witch to marry- be kind!
Because this is true, though Finnigan might fuss:
He may not be ashamed, but he always shames US.
-Draco L. Malfoy
Disclaimer: I do not own them. Blame Rowling for my insanity!GAAHHH!
~~This is dedicated to Amanda, Chris, and Mark. Seamus Forever.~~ **
Every time I see him, yes it is true
Seamus ashames me. How about you?
If you don't know he's Irish, don't you fret or worry
He'll give you the whole story of his family tree in a hurry
Yes, he'll go on and on about his uncle and aunt
His step Muggle brothers, his Granny and Gramp
He'll tell you the story of wars and of cannon
When Grandma and Grandpa stopped the famine
Oh, he'll love to tell you details of that twisted tale
How Granny and Gramps began Ireland's largest potato sale
For they are witch and a wizard, and Seamus is proud
To tell of their tater magic, excited and loud
But the part that digusts me most about that clumsy git
Is that his father's pure- Muggle and he's not shamed of it!
Well, let me tell you this: the whole thing makes me sad
How Seamus rambles on about Ireland, sheep, and his dad
Oh, did I forget to tell you about the sheep?
For they are the animals his Farmer father chooses to keep
They live in a small village, with a yard full of mutton
And his father makes wool sweaters- even sews on the buttons!
So, it really doesn't matter what ole Seamus says
I think he's lost his wizard heritage!
I don't care if he goes on about his Mum
To me, she sounds like a crazy bum!
Marrying a Muggle is a scum thing to do
Especially when Purebloods are down to a few
When you are in doubt, keep my verses in mind
And try to find a pure wizard or witch to marry- be kind!
Because this is true, though Finnigan might fuss:
He may not be ashamed, but he always shames US.
-Draco L. Malfoy