Raven: yay I finally got an idea to continue my fanfic.

Duo: What did you mean by Killer cooking?

Raven: Trust me, you don't wanna know.

Wufei: you still didn't answer me Duo, what does slacker mean

Duo: Where did you hear that word from?

Wufei: I was watching back to the future!

Duo: Here's an advice, open a dictionary and find out,

Wufei: Thanks

Duo: Of course! How else will you learn?

Christmas special

It's the season to be destructive lalalalalalalalala

 Raven: Where did I leave of? Oh yeah!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Heero cried upside down, all the blood was flowing to his brain, and he felt like strangling Relena for doing this to him. He couldn't believe…as Wufei says…the weak onna did this to him.

"KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Relena shouted with a dangerous tone.

"Oh this looks like fun" Dorothy remarked "Duo are you…"

"Wayyyyyyyyyy ahead of you Dorothy" He said holding a camcorder and recording the scene. Fortunately…for Heero and unfortunately for Relena…the rope broke and he fell down. He ran off, followed by Relena who was far off followed by Duo who kept recording the whole scene, which was priceless. Trowa was finished with the decorations, the tree was almost finished, but due to my little height, Trowa had to place the little Silver Star on the tip of the tree.

"OH NO!!!! YOU COWARD" Relena yelled from far of, Duo laughed hysterically and said

"Now Relena, that is a strictly forbidden area for girls, unless you want to ruin your reputation." He said with glee.

Heero, the clever one laughed mockingly at Relena who was standing out side his hiding place, which was……………the boy's bathroom, written in bold at the door, by Quatre to keep Dorothy out.

"Can Quatre and I get a room now; I'm done with the decorations" Whined Dorothy.

(A/N: How disgusting can I get, not my normal type of fanfictions)

"NO! No Dorothy, do it some other time let poor Quatre enjoy Christmas" I said.

"BECAUSE IT MAY BE MY LAST ONE" Quatre yelled from the kitchen. A series of delightful smells could be…smelled. (^_^) This of course triggered of the Shinigami food detector.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" Duo yelled from who knows where. Quatre chained and locked the kitchen, he pressed a button which revealed a metal door closing in on the wooden door for protection, while a speeding Maxwell, travelling at the speed of a bullet, hit his brake's…………well at least he tried to…Duo couldn't stop, the door coming nearer every second and still he showed signs of no stopping….

SCREEEEEHHHHHHHHCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH….CRASH… (Sickening cracks)

Duo crashed into the door and behind him were screech marks on Quatre's ever so neat marble floors.

"H…help…me" Duo said in a barely audible voice. Trowa went over to the flattened pilot, peeled him off the metal door revealing Duo's body outline imprinted on the metal door. It took a while for him to recover. And when was that? When Quatre said opening the door

"Dinner's served"

The eyes of the pilot of 02 came to life as those magical words were said. Heero mumbled something from the bathroom with a really, growling angry stomach demanding nourishment. Feed me! Feed me! It said.

"Oh Shut up" he grumbled

"You're gonna have to come out sometime" Relena interjected from outside. She was currently holding a baseball bat, so if Heero tried to escape, she'd knock him out!

"Hehehe" she exclaimed at her………uhg…. brilliancy!!!! (O_O)

Heero looked around helplessly in the bath room which was getting colder by the second.

"Damn, why did I have to wear spandex today" he moaned. "Damn woman!" Then a light bulb lighted on his head, there was no possible place in this house that Duo wouldn't keep his supply of food in, he opened every compartment of the bathroom.

'Think like an idiot Yuy' said a little Heero appearing on his left side. "Well how do you do that" he asked his inner voice. His inner voice replied 'Come on you've been in the company of Duo like for Two years and more, think' was all he said after disappearing.

While in the living room everyone was feasting on delicious meals…especially our favourite Duo, who was demolishing everything and choked, Trowa helped him and after that he calmed down.

Meanwhile Heero was still thinking, sitting in the position of the statue of the 'Thinker'

Something clicked in his head; Maxwell wouldn't want Quatre to find his prized possession right. And since Quatre hates dirty places…so…Heero bent down from the place he was sitting,

"THE DRAINAGE OF COURSE" he said. After what was like 30 minutes he took out a  plastic bag…huge plastic zipper bag…and cleaning himself a bit he settled down to eat. Glad his attempts were not futile, Duo was careful enough for the hygiene of his food,

(A/N Yeah it was neat and clean and not expired either, don't ask me in which drain he hid it in, or how he hid it)

Heero unzipped the bag of goodies and to his relief there also were some comics, Archie comics.

"Duo, you're a life saver" He said as he started munching on some chips. (Lucky him)

Meanwhile chaos was approaching as everyone poured the "Killer" soup. Before that Duo forced Quatre to drink some wine, which Quatre thought was alcohol free, but it was not as Duo had made some…Ahem…with some respect… alterations. Quatre didn't trust him but instead he took a sip of his soup.

"AHHHHHHHH FIRE! FIRE!" He said running around, he drank what ever came into his reach…in easy words, and he drank the alcoholic wine. Meanwhile Relena gave up, she had heard a commotion, but afraid that her Heero will escape, she didn't leave, but her stomach was forcing her to. She came into the dining room, and saw Quatre staring at everyone with a scary drunken expression. Duo looked at his soup and pushed it away.

"YOU DARE NOT EAT MY SOUP, I WILL KILL YOU MWAHAHAHAHA" he laughed his psychotic laugh, like in episode 21. Everyone sweat dropped with an expression saying oh shit!

What will happen to Heero, will he ever get out, will Dorothy and Quatre ever get a room, and will relena accomplish her mission. What will Duo do now that he has become the craze Quatre's target? Find out in the next chapter of

It's the season to be destructive…

Wufei: YOU DARE SAY LALALALAALLA I WILL KILLYOU      

Raven: Hey I totally forgot about you where were you?

Wufei: enjoying Christmas with Nataku

Raven: Sheesh, how romantic can you get!

Wufei turned red.