Raven: Yayyyy, I'm back again
Duo: So we noticed
Raven: Wufei why do you have that rolled up newspaper with you?
Wufei: From my knowledge, rolled up newspaper hurts like hell. And in case you say Lalalalalalalalala
Raven: Well you just said it yourself
Wufei [stunned]: KISAMA!!!!!!! [Starts running after me, with trusty newspaper]
Presenting the long ago passed Christmas special
It's the season to be destructive lalalalalalalalala
"AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Quatre laughed in his crazy Quatre mode. [Think eps.21]
"Ohh! Now that's the manly Quatre I know" Dorothy said looking specifically at Relena in a look that said I – kissed - my – guy - and - you – did - not. Meanwhile Heero continued freezing in the bathroom, chattering and eating his chips.
"Must get out, ignore Relena, get Wing Zero and go to space" He said to himself, he picked himself up and looked around to see no Relena, just some weird noise like Physco Quatre laughing. He decided to check it out after wearing some clothes. CLOTHES that is. In the dining room Quatre was ordering everyone to eat, who didn't have a choice as they were tied to their chairs, except the little ladies, Quatre hadn't gone 100% mad, he still had some decency let, but for Duo it was a living nightmare, his chest and legs was tied to the chair so that he wouldn't run. His arms free so that he could eat, and worst of all Quatre was holding a gun to his head to make sure he ate. Trowa didn't complain as for Wufei, he was uneasily looking at the boiling horrors of the horror soup. Heero came in dressed like everyone.
(Duo: What were we wearing?
Raven: I didn't tell oh well)
Quatre was in a light blue suit and Duo in black (as usual making him look cool), Wufei and Trowa in grey. Heero was wearing navy blue suit [OOOOHHHH!!!!]. Relena passed a toothy grin to Dorothy, which clearly stated 'My – guy's – looking – better – and – is – more- good looking – than – yours'.
"What's with the boyfriend fight" Hilde asked Catherine who apparently was also noticing this.
"Don't know but its interesting" she replied.
"It's a fight for the best" I commented.
"Okay so everyone's here" Quatre said in his sweet tone. By that time Zechs and Noin had also arrived, I went to receive them and warn them about the Zero system - infested Quatre.
"Oh Goody, I missed what had happened in space so now I get to see the real crazy Quatre" Zechs said, but Noin gave him a dirty look that shut him up.
Noin just took a seat next to Hilde, Catherine and me. Zechs had settled down next to Heero and stared at unfortunate Duo.
"Zechs it's rude to stare" Duo said, not happy with the idea that he was something on display.
"Zechs, you do have Epyon with you right" Heero asked
"Yeah, from my past experiences with you guys I might need it, I also told Noin to bring along her Taurus suit" he replied.
"Could you do me a favour" he asked in his usual monotone voice.
"Yeah" Zechs said
"Keep Relena away from me" he said
"Well that's one thing even an elder brother can't do" Zechs said smiling
"What about the Lightning count" Heero said
"Nope"
"Gundam pilot"
"You kidding Heero" Zechs said looking at him. "She's even dangerous that the Zero system"
Heero looked at Relena who smiled at him; he banged his head against the table. Looking at the tied up Duo I complained
"Duo what in the name of the devil possessed you to save Relena?" I said.
"Oh sure blame me for everything!" Duo said
"Maxwell you moron, this is your fault, if you didn't have to act hero, Relena would be dead by now" Heero said angrily
"Yeah I'm beginning to regret I saved her" Duo said.
"LETS EAT" The still crazy but a wee bit sober Quatre said. Everyone took a sip and at the same time, ran to the kitchen to get water. Duo, who was stuck and at gunpoint, was sniffing and almost finishing the tissue paper box. Trowa was not complaining and still kept devouring the soup at high speed. Heero and Wufei's faces had turned beet red because of all the Tabasco sauce contents in the soup. Zechs and Noin were surprisingly not affected. Relena and Dorothy emptied the wine bottle, Hilde Catherine and I dumped ours in a nearby plant. So all was well
(YEAH RIGHT!)
"Hey Quatre why don't have some of this, you made it though" Zechs said. Quatre glares at Duo who starts to grin. Quatre takes a sip of his soup and…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he cried,
"HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! WATER! WATER! WATER!" runs around in the room and goes into the bathroom and drowns himself in the cool water. Steam could be seen coming out of the bucket. All the water evaporates. Quatre came back very angry, but not crazy, and started to glare at everyone……………again.
"Alright" he said calmly "Who swiped the soup" his first looks turned to Duo but then he remembered he was tied up all the time, Trowa looked around innocently, until Heero came to a conclusion.
"Quatre who likes hot stuff around here" he said questioning the blond.
"Who likes hot stuff? TROWA" He said looking around to see the brown haired boy, who smiled sheepishly back at him.
"Well it was a dishonour to the great art of hot and sour soup" He said.
"I think it's good" Zechs said, but everyone threw him a dirty look, so he shut up.
"Can we have the main course" Duo said, who was eager to get rid of the soup. The rest of the dinner continued without havoc, and Duo nearly swallowed all the ice – cream, which rested the spiciness. All was fine until Relena remembered that she had an unfinished job.
Quatre had urged everyone to put their plates in the kitchen themselves as the servants were on a holiday. Relena took this opportunity as I noticed she had her eyes fixed on the mistletoe.
"Why am I getting the déjà vu" Duo said rubbing his chin.
Heero was entering the kitchen when Relena attacked. Mayhem again ensued.
"AHHHHHHHHHH GET HER OFF ME" Heero said as Relena hung on to him, her grip wasn't strong as Dorothy's. Which reminded Dorothy of something very important?
"Come on Quatre, let's get a room" she said dragging the blond towards one of the mansion's rooms.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" came a cry from Heero
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" came a cry from Quatre
They both left for the hanger's where the Gundams were.
"Well somebody's gonna have to take room with me" Dorothy said fuming. The mansion was empty within a matter of seconds.
Later somewhere far off at an Air force base.
"Commander there are two unidentified flying objects leaving earth and heading towards the colonies six times the speed light" Soldier #1 said.
Raven: Finally it's finished, for those of you who do not know what the U.F.O's were, they were Wing Zero and Sandrock, later followed by, Deathscythe, Nataku, Heavyarms and Epyon. So it's a happy ending.
"OMAE O KOROSU" Dorothy yelled.
"DOROTHY, mind your language" I said.
Raven: So this is the end of
It's the season to be destructive ……………
Wufei hovers overhead with trusty newspaper.
Raven [looks for an opportunity]: Lalalalalalalalala
Wufei: KISAMAA, I WILL GET YOU YET