A/N: Okay, I'm putting up another of my one shots today. Please
review...I'm too tired to beg. Oh yeah, and for you Gohan fans, I have a
new crossover in the Golden Sun section called Golden Sun: The Power of
Sol that you might like. Go ahead and check that one out too.
THE DISCUSSION ~ Capsule Corp, Mirai Trunks' room... ~
"Arrrrgh!" Mirai Trunks growled, slamming his fist onto the desk, which splintered. He sighed and replaced it. He was finding more and more often he was having a slight problem controlling his temper.
"Thank you, Dad," he muttered under his breath.
18-year-old Gohan walked in. He grinned at his friend, who just glared back at him. "Somebody's happy today," he said with a grin. "What's your problem?"
"Damn net," Mirai replied, gesturing back to his computer. "There's too many censers these days! Even in my time they weren't this nuts!"
"Censers? What're they doing?"
"Only-" Just then, Mirai Goten, from the current future, walked in.
"Hey, you two!" The others greeted him, M. Trunks barely concealing his anger. "What's got you, dude?"
"That's what I asked," Gohan answered. "He says it's net censoring."
"What's the big thing there? You shouldn't be boring your brains reading that crap."
"You don't understand!" M. Trunks cried. "It's quality reading!"
"Quality reading?" Gohan asked. "You call NC-17 quality reading?"
M. Trunks blushed while M. Goten laughed. "Good shot, bro. But I can see where he's coming from. Some of that stuff is pretty good!"
Gohan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I know. It is kind of stupid."
"KIND OF?!" M. Trunks practically shrieked. "What do you mean, kind of? It's out-and-out CRAZY!"
M. Goten shrugged and laid a hand on his shoulder. "It's not as bad as all that, man. Life will go on."
"And anyway, people must have been complaining about it for this to happen." Gohan grinned. "Probably parents caught the little kiddies reading sex stories."
M. Trunks looked on the verge of tears. "But they always warn, don't they? In the stories, they always give a reason for the rating!" Then he really did cry. "Oh, why is the world so cruel!"
Gohan snickered. "Because you're in it, baka. Get over it."
M. Goten awkwardly patted his friend's hunched back, desperately trying to hide his laughter. "Trunks, come on, it's alright."
"No, it'll never be alright," Gohan grinned, thoroughly enjoying himself. "NC-17 will forever be outlawed from internet services, forever! FOREVER!"
"NEVER!" M. Trunks screamed. M. Goten quickly backed away, seeing the flash of yellow in his hair. He and Gohan watched as M. Trunks went level 2 for the first time.
"NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!!!" he kept screaming.
~*~*~
"NEVER!" M. Trunks yelled. He bolted up from bed. He looked around wildly, wondering what the hell just happened. Then it hit him.
"It was a dream." he whispered, running his hands through his hair. The more he thought about it, the more he laughed at himself. "Yeah, a dream. NC-17 outlawed from a fanfiction site? It'd never happen. All a dream." Sighing happily, he laid himself down to sleep.
In the dark corner, a strange man came out of the shadows. He wore a black suit, his hair was dark, and what could be seen of his face was completely serious. "What you have just seen," he said eerily, "is another twisted example of horror in that strange, alternate reality we know as." His eyebrows quirked, and he smirked. "The Twilight Zone!"
And as the scene faded out, otherworldly music could be heard in the back round, playing.playing.playing...
THE DISCUSSION ~ Capsule Corp, Mirai Trunks' room... ~
"Arrrrgh!" Mirai Trunks growled, slamming his fist onto the desk, which splintered. He sighed and replaced it. He was finding more and more often he was having a slight problem controlling his temper.
"Thank you, Dad," he muttered under his breath.
18-year-old Gohan walked in. He grinned at his friend, who just glared back at him. "Somebody's happy today," he said with a grin. "What's your problem?"
"Damn net," Mirai replied, gesturing back to his computer. "There's too many censers these days! Even in my time they weren't this nuts!"
"Censers? What're they doing?"
"Only-" Just then, Mirai Goten, from the current future, walked in.
"Hey, you two!" The others greeted him, M. Trunks barely concealing his anger. "What's got you, dude?"
"That's what I asked," Gohan answered. "He says it's net censoring."
"What's the big thing there? You shouldn't be boring your brains reading that crap."
"You don't understand!" M. Trunks cried. "It's quality reading!"
"Quality reading?" Gohan asked. "You call NC-17 quality reading?"
M. Trunks blushed while M. Goten laughed. "Good shot, bro. But I can see where he's coming from. Some of that stuff is pretty good!"
Gohan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I know. It is kind of stupid."
"KIND OF?!" M. Trunks practically shrieked. "What do you mean, kind of? It's out-and-out CRAZY!"
M. Goten shrugged and laid a hand on his shoulder. "It's not as bad as all that, man. Life will go on."
"And anyway, people must have been complaining about it for this to happen." Gohan grinned. "Probably parents caught the little kiddies reading sex stories."
M. Trunks looked on the verge of tears. "But they always warn, don't they? In the stories, they always give a reason for the rating!" Then he really did cry. "Oh, why is the world so cruel!"
Gohan snickered. "Because you're in it, baka. Get over it."
M. Goten awkwardly patted his friend's hunched back, desperately trying to hide his laughter. "Trunks, come on, it's alright."
"No, it'll never be alright," Gohan grinned, thoroughly enjoying himself. "NC-17 will forever be outlawed from internet services, forever! FOREVER!"
"NEVER!" M. Trunks screamed. M. Goten quickly backed away, seeing the flash of yellow in his hair. He and Gohan watched as M. Trunks went level 2 for the first time.
"NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!!!" he kept screaming.
~*~*~
"NEVER!" M. Trunks yelled. He bolted up from bed. He looked around wildly, wondering what the hell just happened. Then it hit him.
"It was a dream." he whispered, running his hands through his hair. The more he thought about it, the more he laughed at himself. "Yeah, a dream. NC-17 outlawed from a fanfiction site? It'd never happen. All a dream." Sighing happily, he laid himself down to sleep.
In the dark corner, a strange man came out of the shadows. He wore a black suit, his hair was dark, and what could be seen of his face was completely serious. "What you have just seen," he said eerily, "is another twisted example of horror in that strange, alternate reality we know as." His eyebrows quirked, and he smirked. "The Twilight Zone!"
And as the scene faded out, otherworldly music could be heard in the back round, playing.playing.playing...