Title: The Nat 2: The Return of Princess Jo
Authors: The Bloodsuckers
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The caracturs of the xFiles donut beong to us. Whoeveer CC is and 1013
is, they owne them. They finaly let us out to finisg the longaiwaited for seq- sec- second
part of het story.
Summary: Princess Jo coms to America
Author's Notes: Thanks for all odf you wyho rote us back and said you liked out last
story. Pleese to the same thinf again. This is for Lou!!!!
And now, the story!
The Nat 2: The Return of Princess Jo
Mulder and Scully were in there offise working hard. Or reelly Scully was working hard,
but Mulder awas hardly working as he threw pencils at the cieiling while scully was
working hard. Ther last cse about the ginat nats that attaked the grate state of Chicago
(thanks Danny!) had been harder than normal. Directer Walt had yelled at them more
than normal- the last time he did, Mulder had cried. Scully, of course, never cried. She
just roled her eyes at Mulder and shake her head at Mulder
Suddenly all of a sudden, Directer Walt kicked the door opened and stomped into the
offise space. Muler let out a girly screem and dove under the desk. Scully ignored
them and cuntinude to work on the case of the ginat nats that had attaked the grate
state of Chicago (thanks Danny!).
"Mulder! Scully! What do you think you are doing don't you no that Princess Jo is here
wit h a bodygard adn you half to take them on a tore threw the bilding?" Director Walt
yelled at them.
Mulder stuck his hed out from under his desk, his eyebrows up. "Reely?"
Scully looked at him. "OOOOOHHH! Is her bodygard Justin?? He's so dreamy!"
Directer Walt gave her a funny look. "Uh, ya. Well, there here rite now. So give them
the tore and do not make America look stupid."
Directer Walt turend around adn left the offise.
Scully glard at Mulder. "Don't you dare go to jale this time and ruin my chances with
that dreamy hunk or I'll never speek to you again forever and ever!"
Mulder stuck hid tung out at Scully.
Scully stuck her tung out at Mulder.
Mulder and Scully walked off the elevater and walked into the looby were Princess JO
and Justin were standing and wating for Mulder and Scully to show up. Justin saw
Scully first adn smiled at Scully adn went up to her adn smiled again.
"So, baby, I been crying like a river ever since you left," he said. "Do you have any
strings attached?"
Sully blushed and giggled and blushed. "no, I don't got no strings attached. How about
you?"
Justin started to tell her no, I don't have any strings attached but Princess Jo suddenly
pushed Justin aside and glard at Mulder.
"You again! What is he doing here! I thawt that he was locked up in jale in Guam! What
is he doing here!" She screemed.
"Relax, baby, I;m here to take you on the tore of the bilding," Mulder told her.
It was bad enuff that Princess Jo did not like Americasn espeshally this American, but
thise Amrican was here now bothering her.
They tored the bilding/ It was big adn cleen and fill of other agents that were not an
embarase ment to the USA of America that Princess Jo did not mind to much. Just as
the tore was finishing there tore, Mulder began to hop and dance around. He
screeemed "potty emergency!" and ran faster than a speeding bullit to the closest
bathroom. But it was the ladies room, adn he ran out after getting hit in the hed with a
high heel shew and ran into the mens room justin time.
Justin thanks Scully for there tore and says he wanted to see her one more time before
heh as to go back to Guam and thanks her for the tore.
"We're having a big Haloween party tonight for Haloween" Scully sed. "Do you wanna
come to the Halowene party with me?"
Justin smiled. "It drives me craze. I made a mistake when I let you go a way, baby, I
drive myslef craze wanting you the way that I do."
Scully grins and blushed.
Princess Jo was madder than normal. She was madder than a nat. "Wate a minit! You
cannot go without me going to! If you want to go, you half to find me a man!"
Scully frowns at the Princess who was tryin to take away her man and smiles when she
had a idea. "You can go with Mulder!" she cried. "He won't have a date!"
Princess Jo did not want to go to a fance party with Mulder because he was a totally
loser but since she didn't want to look like a loser to she agrede.
Mulder came back and smiled. "Thats better" he sed.
"You!" Priness Jo yelled at him. "You are gonna take me to teh party tonite for the
Haloween party."
"I ogt a better idea why don't we go tot he movees tonite instead for more privacy?'
Mulder told her.
"no" Princess Jo sed. "anyone who is anyone will be at that party, adn even tho you are
not anybody, I am adn I half to go. So we are gonna go."
Mulder pouted, but said OK.
Scully adn Justin screemed "Yay!" and jumped up and down hugging each other. "we
can go tot he party tonite together for Haloween!"
Mulder was dressed like a pirate for the Haloween party because he always wanted a
peg leg, adn the only tim he could ever ware one was at Halowenn. On his sholder was
a black and white rat with black eyes and a long tail and was sitting on his sholder.
Scully looked at the rat adn was confuzed. "Mulder why do you have a rat on your
sholder when pirates have parots."
Mulder shrugged, making the rat almost slip off his sholder. "It was all they had."
Mulder looked at Scully adn saw that she was waring her blue suit instead of her black
one. "Why don't you have a costume?"
Scully looked mad. "I do! I am a tailboneologist! I study tailbones!"
Mad, she stomped off to find Justin who was coming to the party with Princess Jo.
Mulder looked around the room for Princess Jo, but all he saw were agaents dressed in
costumes. Over the music, he could here Scully say "Hey nice tailbone ya got there!"
"Mulder it is good to see that you made I t to the aprty!" Director Walt yelled at Mulder.
Mulder would have been scared but Director Walt was dressed like a Native American
chief with a long head dress adn tan leather pants. Directer Walt walked away.
Princess Jo glard at Mulder and screemed at the rat on his sholder. "what is that thing
doing there!"
Mulder smiled at Princess Jo. Princess Jo looked just like Britney Spears with a
ponytail and the Catholic school uniform adn her stumach showing.
"Hey baby wanna dance?" Mulder sed.
"I do." Turning around, Princess Jo walks to the dance floor with the ginat nat that
attaked the grate state of Chicago (thanks Danny!). Feeling bad, Mulder went to find
Scully with Justin on the other side of the the dance floor but was stopped when he
heard the YMCA playing on the music.
"My favorite song!" Mulder sed. And he started to dance to it. He stopped when he saw
the Village Peple on the stage singing and wanted to get an autograf when he saw that
it wasn't the village peple at all but the directors of the FBI. Even Directer Walt was up
there dancing and singing to.
When the song was over, Mulder went up to Scully and sed "let's go. Princess Jo is
with the nat."
Scully gave Mulder a dirty look still mad because he didn't no who she was for
Halowene and turned her nose into the air at him. "I'm going to Guam with Justin and
you can't stop me."
"What!" Mulder sed.
"It ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye" Justin sed.
Justing and Scully left the party together without Mulder. Right after, Princess Jo left
with the nat.
The End???????
Bye bye bye!
Authors: The Bloodsuckers
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The caracturs of the xFiles donut beong to us. Whoeveer CC is and 1013
is, they owne them. They finaly let us out to finisg the longaiwaited for seq- sec- second
part of het story.
Summary: Princess Jo coms to America
Author's Notes: Thanks for all odf you wyho rote us back and said you liked out last
story. Pleese to the same thinf again. This is for Lou!!!!
And now, the story!
The Nat 2: The Return of Princess Jo
Mulder and Scully were in there offise working hard. Or reelly Scully was working hard,
but Mulder awas hardly working as he threw pencils at the cieiling while scully was
working hard. Ther last cse about the ginat nats that attaked the grate state of Chicago
(thanks Danny!) had been harder than normal. Directer Walt had yelled at them more
than normal- the last time he did, Mulder had cried. Scully, of course, never cried. She
just roled her eyes at Mulder and shake her head at Mulder
Suddenly all of a sudden, Directer Walt kicked the door opened and stomped into the
offise space. Muler let out a girly screem and dove under the desk. Scully ignored
them and cuntinude to work on the case of the ginat nats that had attaked the grate
state of Chicago (thanks Danny!).
"Mulder! Scully! What do you think you are doing don't you no that Princess Jo is here
wit h a bodygard adn you half to take them on a tore threw the bilding?" Director Walt
yelled at them.
Mulder stuck his hed out from under his desk, his eyebrows up. "Reely?"
Scully looked at him. "OOOOOHHH! Is her bodygard Justin?? He's so dreamy!"
Directer Walt gave her a funny look. "Uh, ya. Well, there here rite now. So give them
the tore and do not make America look stupid."
Directer Walt turend around adn left the offise.
Scully glard at Mulder. "Don't you dare go to jale this time and ruin my chances with
that dreamy hunk or I'll never speek to you again forever and ever!"
Mulder stuck hid tung out at Scully.
Scully stuck her tung out at Mulder.
Mulder and Scully walked off the elevater and walked into the looby were Princess JO
and Justin were standing and wating for Mulder and Scully to show up. Justin saw
Scully first adn smiled at Scully adn went up to her adn smiled again.
"So, baby, I been crying like a river ever since you left," he said. "Do you have any
strings attached?"
Sully blushed and giggled and blushed. "no, I don't got no strings attached. How about
you?"
Justin started to tell her no, I don't have any strings attached but Princess Jo suddenly
pushed Justin aside and glard at Mulder.
"You again! What is he doing here! I thawt that he was locked up in jale in Guam! What
is he doing here!" She screemed.
"Relax, baby, I;m here to take you on the tore of the bilding," Mulder told her.
It was bad enuff that Princess Jo did not like Americasn espeshally this American, but
thise Amrican was here now bothering her.
They tored the bilding/ It was big adn cleen and fill of other agents that were not an
embarase ment to the USA of America that Princess Jo did not mind to much. Just as
the tore was finishing there tore, Mulder began to hop and dance around. He
screeemed "potty emergency!" and ran faster than a speeding bullit to the closest
bathroom. But it was the ladies room, adn he ran out after getting hit in the hed with a
high heel shew and ran into the mens room justin time.
Justin thanks Scully for there tore and says he wanted to see her one more time before
heh as to go back to Guam and thanks her for the tore.
"We're having a big Haloween party tonight for Haloween" Scully sed. "Do you wanna
come to the Halowene party with me?"
Justin smiled. "It drives me craze. I made a mistake when I let you go a way, baby, I
drive myslef craze wanting you the way that I do."
Scully grins and blushed.
Princess Jo was madder than normal. She was madder than a nat. "Wate a minit! You
cannot go without me going to! If you want to go, you half to find me a man!"
Scully frowns at the Princess who was tryin to take away her man and smiles when she
had a idea. "You can go with Mulder!" she cried. "He won't have a date!"
Princess Jo did not want to go to a fance party with Mulder because he was a totally
loser but since she didn't want to look like a loser to she agrede.
Mulder came back and smiled. "Thats better" he sed.
"You!" Priness Jo yelled at him. "You are gonna take me to teh party tonite for the
Haloween party."
"I ogt a better idea why don't we go tot he movees tonite instead for more privacy?'
Mulder told her.
"no" Princess Jo sed. "anyone who is anyone will be at that party, adn even tho you are
not anybody, I am adn I half to go. So we are gonna go."
Mulder pouted, but said OK.
Scully adn Justin screemed "Yay!" and jumped up and down hugging each other. "we
can go tot he party tonite together for Haloween!"
Mulder was dressed like a pirate for the Haloween party because he always wanted a
peg leg, adn the only tim he could ever ware one was at Halowenn. On his sholder was
a black and white rat with black eyes and a long tail and was sitting on his sholder.
Scully looked at the rat adn was confuzed. "Mulder why do you have a rat on your
sholder when pirates have parots."
Mulder shrugged, making the rat almost slip off his sholder. "It was all they had."
Mulder looked at Scully adn saw that she was waring her blue suit instead of her black
one. "Why don't you have a costume?"
Scully looked mad. "I do! I am a tailboneologist! I study tailbones!"
Mad, she stomped off to find Justin who was coming to the party with Princess Jo.
Mulder looked around the room for Princess Jo, but all he saw were agaents dressed in
costumes. Over the music, he could here Scully say "Hey nice tailbone ya got there!"
"Mulder it is good to see that you made I t to the aprty!" Director Walt yelled at Mulder.
Mulder would have been scared but Director Walt was dressed like a Native American
chief with a long head dress adn tan leather pants. Directer Walt walked away.
Princess Jo glard at Mulder and screemed at the rat on his sholder. "what is that thing
doing there!"
Mulder smiled at Princess Jo. Princess Jo looked just like Britney Spears with a
ponytail and the Catholic school uniform adn her stumach showing.
"Hey baby wanna dance?" Mulder sed.
"I do." Turning around, Princess Jo walks to the dance floor with the ginat nat that
attaked the grate state of Chicago (thanks Danny!). Feeling bad, Mulder went to find
Scully with Justin on the other side of the the dance floor but was stopped when he
heard the YMCA playing on the music.
"My favorite song!" Mulder sed. And he started to dance to it. He stopped when he saw
the Village Peple on the stage singing and wanted to get an autograf when he saw that
it wasn't the village peple at all but the directors of the FBI. Even Directer Walt was up
there dancing and singing to.
When the song was over, Mulder went up to Scully and sed "let's go. Princess Jo is
with the nat."
Scully gave Mulder a dirty look still mad because he didn't no who she was for
Halowene and turned her nose into the air at him. "I'm going to Guam with Justin and
you can't stop me."
"What!" Mulder sed.
"It ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye" Justin sed.
Justing and Scully left the party together without Mulder. Right after, Princess Jo left
with the nat.
The End???????
Bye bye bye!