Fanfiction Writer
Author's Note: This is a brief little filk to a tune by The
Beatles. Hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: "Paperback Writer" belongs to The Beatles. Harry Potter and all related characters, symbols, terms, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. I am writing this for my own pleasure, and I'm not making any money from it. No copyright infringement is intended.
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Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my fic?
I think it's worth a look, though I wrote it quick.
It's based on a book about a wizard kid,
And I need a hobby, so I want to be a fanfiction writer.
Fanfiction writer!
It's a fifth-year fanfic about Harry's friends.
They all go to school, and that's where it ends.
I will write more later, but that's what I've got.
It's a Plot? What Plot? but I want to be a fanfiction writer.
Fanfiction writer!
It's a thousand KB (give or take a few).
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can throw some ships in if you like that style.
I can change it round, but I want to be a fanfiction writer.
Fanfiction writer!
If you like it you can put it on your site,
And you'd have a million viewers overnight.
If it's not your thing, I just don't want to hear
'cos I need a break, and I want to be a fanfiction writer.
Fanfiction writer!