Alice Concept- A SG1 Story
TITLE: The Alice Concept
AUTHOR: Annere
EMAIL: annere15@hotmail.com
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Humor
SUMMARY: SG1 down the Rabbit hole
SPOILERS: Ahm...none apart from Carter is now a Major.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The ideas came when the electricity went and we were all left in the dark. My family and me were all brainstorming like mad. Thanks 4 all the help family
I'm hoping for this to become a series. PLEEEEASE E-mail me and say if you liked it and if I should continue!
SITES: stargatefan, heliopolis. Others please ask- the ans. Yeah but I'd like to know so I can come and grin!:)
DISCLAIMER:The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.
I'm also ah...borrowing from The Matrix (great movie),Alice in Wonderland (Duh-oh and that's where the curtseying is from), Douglas Adams(great writer) and my sisters maths papers.
Scene 1
(Scene: Gateroom. SG1, Hammond and assorted personnel.
Gate is dialled and SG1 step through. SG1 start falling.)
O' Niell: Well, this is new.
(They fall some more. Carter has pulled out a calculator.
Teal'c reaches out and picks a jar from a shelf as he falls past.)
Teal'c: What is Orange Marmalade? (Passes it to O' Niell)
O' Niell: Orange Marmalade? Oh, it's empty. (He drops it)
O' Niell: Carter, WHAT are you doing?!
Carter: Sir, at my present rate of calculation...if DY over DX = UX squared over the square root of X - 3 plus half the hole @ 60 mph then...
Daniel: Forty-two!
O' Niell: A suffusion of yellow!
(They stare blankly at him.)
O' Niell: What?!
Teal'c: I wonder shall we fall right through the Earth! How funny it will seem to come out among the people who walk head downwards...
(They all stare at him instead. He shrugs and stops trying to curtsey in mid-air. He calmly begins Kel'no'reem instead.)
O'Niell: Yeah. So, anyone know any good jokes?
Teal'c (opens one eye) There is the Jaafa joke about...
All: NO!!!
(They fall some more)
Carter: (continues) ...minus 4ac all over 2a... Ah yes...
Daniel: What? What?!
Carter: We'll be dead on impact.
Daniel: Oh.
(They impact. They bounce. They impact again.)
Carter: Oh
Daniel (after a few seconds, voice strained but polite): Teal'c, will you please get off me?
Teal'c: I would but Major Carters foot is in my ear.
Carter: Arghh. Hey! My calculator survived!
O'Niell (who landed on top of everyone else with no apparent problems): Everyone o.k?
All: GET OFF! (Carter:) Sir!
(Daniel gets up and begins scurrying around franticly muttering. He is suddenly looking small and very...furry. He pulls out a pocket watch.)
Daniel: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!
O'Niell: Daniel's dating?
(A large and mysterious screen appears. Green letters are mysteriously forming saying (mysteriously))
Mysterious green type: Follow the White Rabbit. They are coming for you Neo... (pauses) Sorry, They are coming for you SG1.
(Screen vanishes. Long pause.
Daniel scurries out.
SG1 follow.)
End of Scene One.
To be continued? Please tell me if you want it to be.
TITLE: The Alice Concept
AUTHOR: Annere
EMAIL: annere15@hotmail.com
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Humor
SUMMARY: SG1 down the Rabbit hole
SPOILERS: Ahm...none apart from Carter is now a Major.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The ideas came when the electricity went and we were all left in the dark. My family and me were all brainstorming like mad. Thanks 4 all the help family
I'm hoping for this to become a series. PLEEEEASE E-mail me and say if you liked it and if I should continue!
SITES: stargatefan, heliopolis. Others please ask- the ans. Yeah but I'd like to know so I can come and grin!:)
DISCLAIMER:The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.
I'm also ah...borrowing from The Matrix (great movie),Alice in Wonderland (Duh-oh and that's where the curtseying is from), Douglas Adams(great writer) and my sisters maths papers.
Scene 1
(Scene: Gateroom. SG1, Hammond and assorted personnel.
Gate is dialled and SG1 step through. SG1 start falling.)
O' Niell: Well, this is new.
(They fall some more. Carter has pulled out a calculator.
Teal'c reaches out and picks a jar from a shelf as he falls past.)
Teal'c: What is Orange Marmalade? (Passes it to O' Niell)
O' Niell: Orange Marmalade? Oh, it's empty. (He drops it)
O' Niell: Carter, WHAT are you doing?!
Carter: Sir, at my present rate of calculation...if DY over DX = UX squared over the square root of X - 3 plus half the hole @ 60 mph then...
Daniel: Forty-two!
O' Niell: A suffusion of yellow!
(They stare blankly at him.)
O' Niell: What?!
Teal'c: I wonder shall we fall right through the Earth! How funny it will seem to come out among the people who walk head downwards...
(They all stare at him instead. He shrugs and stops trying to curtsey in mid-air. He calmly begins Kel'no'reem instead.)
O'Niell: Yeah. So, anyone know any good jokes?
Teal'c (opens one eye) There is the Jaafa joke about...
All: NO!!!
(They fall some more)
Carter: (continues) ...minus 4ac all over 2a... Ah yes...
Daniel: What? What?!
Carter: We'll be dead on impact.
Daniel: Oh.
(They impact. They bounce. They impact again.)
Carter: Oh
Daniel (after a few seconds, voice strained but polite): Teal'c, will you please get off me?
Teal'c: I would but Major Carters foot is in my ear.
Carter: Arghh. Hey! My calculator survived!
O'Niell (who landed on top of everyone else with no apparent problems): Everyone o.k?
All: GET OFF! (Carter:) Sir!
(Daniel gets up and begins scurrying around franticly muttering. He is suddenly looking small and very...furry. He pulls out a pocket watch.)
Daniel: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!
O'Niell: Daniel's dating?
(A large and mysterious screen appears. Green letters are mysteriously forming saying (mysteriously))
Mysterious green type: Follow the White Rabbit. They are coming for you Neo... (pauses) Sorry, They are coming for you SG1.
(Screen vanishes. Long pause.
Daniel scurries out.
SG1 follow.)
End of Scene One.
To be continued? Please tell me if you want it to be.