How do you Solve a Problem like that Thistle?
(How do you solve a problem like Maria, Sound of Music)
Abbey Sister#1:
She eats a berry, stains her dress,
Her fur is sopping wet!
She yells so loud, it hurts my ears,
No worse we've ever met!
And if we ever punish her, we'll someday surely regret!
Sister#2:
She's one of the worst Dibbuns at our Redwall!
Abbey Sister#1:
She's overly agressive,
Sister#3:
But only when she's mad!
#1:
She annoys the heck out of everyone,
#3:
Only 'cause she's glad!
#1:
I adress you all, my fair comrades,
All:
Thistle should be put to be-ed!
#3:
I'd like to tell you something about the maid,
Abbess:
Then say it, Sister Louiselle!
#3:
She's really quite good with a blade!
#2:
How do you solve a problem like that Thistle?
How do you eat a meal and not be full?
How do you describe a beast such as Thistle?
#1:
A nutcase!
#3:
A sweetheart!
#2:
A mouthful!
#3:
There's many a thing for which you'd like to scold her,
Many a thing to belabour her about!
But how do you say something like it?
Without her throwing a fit?
How do you tell her she's not a Queen?
All:
Oh, how do you solve a problem like that Thistle?
And all without...
Beeiing..toooo...meeeeean?
Other random Sisters:
When I'm with her my head aches,
The stuff around us breaks,
And we can never stop the mousemaid...
She's as noisy as a french horn,
Always drowning out our scorn,
#1:
She's a weirdo!
#3:
She's a Queen!
#1
She's insaaaane!
Random:
She'd out scoff a champ'yon scoffer,
And refuse the best of offers!
She firmly believes in those Strawb'ry trees!
#3:
She is sweet, she is silly,
She runs all over willy-nilly...
#1:
She's a bother!
#3:
She's intelligent!
Abbess:
Ladies! Please!
All:
How do you solve a problem like that Thistle?
How do you eat a meal and not be full?
How do you describe a beast such as Thistle?
#1:
A nutcase!
#3:
A sweetheart!
#2:
A mouthful!
#3:
There's many a thing for which you'd like to scold her,
Many a thing to belabour her about!
But how do you say something like it?
Without her throwing a fit?
How do you tell her she's not a Queen?
All:
Oh, how do you solve a problem like that Thistle?
And all without...
Beeiing..toooo...meeeeean?
-Fine-