The Alice Concept.
Scene III
Author: Annere
E-mail: annere15@hotmail.com
Spoilers: Um.Anything in which Carter or Daniel ramble
Warnings: Need to know about Stargate (duh) and Alice in
Wonderland. X-files and Looney Tunes references.
Un- beta'd so its my fault.
Oh, and this part three in series of scenes so it would be helpful if you
read them first :)
Disclaimer: Don't own characters. Hail MGM, etc. Making no money from
this. Rest of it is mine. Don't sue ; )
THE ALICE CONCEPT
Daniel: Jack, Sam, Teal'c! I've found something!
O'Niell: Again?!
Daniel: No, look- it appears to be a varient of Ancient Scandinavien Runic writing with what looks like a smattering of the Northern Egyptian dialect only spoken in.(rambles on for a while until O'Niells eyes star to glaze over. Carter wanders up)
Carter: Or if you look at it the other way up it's a theoretical physics equation.
Daniel: Ah. Yes. Um.
(Carter nearly dislocates her neck trying to read it)
Carter: Aha!! I can do this! The world is starting to make sense.
(The upside down tablet dissolves)
Carter: Hey!!
O'Niell: Huh?
Daniel: Teal'c?.(staring up at a huge grin in a tree)
Carter: Yup, that's Teal'cs grin all right
O'Nieel: A grin once seen, never forgotton.
Daniel: Where's the rest of him?
(An extremely furry, very pink, stripy, grinning Cheshire Teal'c fades into view, perched on a branch)
Cheshire Teal'c: Yis can go this way or yis can go that way. It doesn't matter cos they're both in the middle having a tea-party.
Carter: Who?
(Grin fades away leaving only the pink fury stripyness that is now Teal'c)
Cheshire Teal'c (testily): The March Hare and the Mad Hathor, of course.
(The grin and the pink furry stripy cheshireness fades leaving only Teal'c this time who falls out of the tree as the branch breaks under him)
O'Niell: We're going this way
Carter: With all due respect, SIR.
Teal'c: #Eyebrow#
(A patch of localized darkness about two feet away- SG1 ignore it and continue arguing.)
Patch of localized darkness: Scully, it's me. Mulder, where are you?
(SG1 walk right on ignoring all patches of localized darkness They come across a very big table with a large rabbit and a well-known Goa'uld host wearing three hats and a cuppa.)
March Rabbit: Welcome Back Dormouse!
O'Niell (whos suddenly looking whiskery): I've never seen you before in in my life!.lives.
Both of them jump up pointing.
Mad Hathor: You Lie! You lie.
March Rabbit: .like a Rug!!
(O'Niell falls asleep and the others sit down.)
Daniel (trying to diffuse the tension-badly) : I thought you were called the Mad Hatter?
Mad Hathor (snaps angrily): Typo on the birth cert!!
(March Rabbit hands around a plate of cakes absently.)
Teal'c: What is this O'Niell (turning it over in his hand)
O'Niell (waking up slightly): Jaffa Cake
Teal'c: Ah.
Daniel (being determinedly sensible): We are looking for another Stargate.uh.Chapp'ai
March Rabbit (pulling out a DHD) Heres one I made earlier! (shakes it and dials the Earth co-ordinates)
Carter: Nothings happened. Anyway wheres the Gate? Oh, there it is (looking at a Stargate that's suddenly appeared)
Mad Hathor (glaring at Rabbit): I told you butter wouldn't suit the works!
Rabbit (sulkily) It was the best butter.
Mad Hathor: Some crumbs must have got in- you used the bread-knife again, didn't you!?
(Rabbit flees)
( Hathor pulls out a hunting cap and put it on top of the others on her head. A shotgun appears. )
Mad Hathor; Wabbit! Kwee!!!
( She turns to the bemused SG1(Well, except the still-asleep O'Niell/Dormouse) )
Mad Hathor Hush! Be vewee, vewee quiet! We is hunting Wabbit!
(SG1 leaves vewee, vewee quickly and find a door in a tree which is about a foot high. There is a garden on the other side.)
End of Scene Three.
THE ALICE CONCEPT
Daniel: Jack, Sam, Teal'c! I've found something!
O'Niell: Again?!
Daniel: No, look- it appears to be a varient of Ancient Scandinavien Runic writing with what looks like a smattering of the Northern Egyptian dialect only spoken in.(rambles on for a while until O'Niells eyes star to glaze over. Carter wanders up)
Carter: Or if you look at it the other way up it's a theoretical physics equation.
Daniel: Ah. Yes. Um.
(Carter nearly dislocates her neck trying to read it)
Carter: Aha!! I can do this! The world is starting to make sense.
(The upside down tablet dissolves)
Carter: Hey!!
O'Niell: Huh?
Daniel: Teal'c?.(staring up at a huge grin in a tree)
Carter: Yup, that's Teal'cs grin all right
O'Nieel: A grin once seen, never forgotton.
Daniel: Where's the rest of him?
(An extremely furry, very pink, stripy, grinning Cheshire Teal'c fades into view, perched on a branch)
Cheshire Teal'c: Yis can go this way or yis can go that way. It doesn't matter cos they're both in the middle having a tea-party.
Carter: Who?
(Grin fades away leaving only the pink fury stripyness that is now Teal'c)
Cheshire Teal'c (testily): The March Hare and the Mad Hathor, of course.
(The grin and the pink furry stripy cheshireness fades leaving only Teal'c this time who falls out of the tree as the branch breaks under him)
O'Niell: We're going this way
Carter: With all due respect, SIR.
Teal'c: #Eyebrow#
(A patch of localized darkness about two feet away- SG1 ignore it and continue arguing.)
Patch of localized darkness: Scully, it's me. Mulder, where are you?
(SG1 walk right on ignoring all patches of localized darkness They come across a very big table with a large rabbit and a well-known Goa'uld host wearing three hats and a cuppa.)
March Rabbit: Welcome Back Dormouse!
O'Niell (whos suddenly looking whiskery): I've never seen you before in in my life!.lives.
Both of them jump up pointing.
Mad Hathor: You Lie! You lie.
March Rabbit: .like a Rug!!
(O'Niell falls asleep and the others sit down.)
Daniel (trying to diffuse the tension-badly) : I thought you were called the Mad Hatter?
Mad Hathor (snaps angrily): Typo on the birth cert!!
(March Rabbit hands around a plate of cakes absently.)
Teal'c: What is this O'Niell (turning it over in his hand)
O'Niell (waking up slightly): Jaffa Cake
Teal'c: Ah.
Daniel (being determinedly sensible): We are looking for another Stargate.uh.Chapp'ai
March Rabbit (pulling out a DHD) Heres one I made earlier! (shakes it and dials the Earth co-ordinates)
Carter: Nothings happened. Anyway wheres the Gate? Oh, there it is (looking at a Stargate that's suddenly appeared)
Mad Hathor (glaring at Rabbit): I told you butter wouldn't suit the works!
Rabbit (sulkily) It was the best butter.
Mad Hathor: Some crumbs must have got in- you used the bread-knife again, didn't you!?
(Rabbit flees)
( Hathor pulls out a hunting cap and put it on top of the others on her head. A shotgun appears. )
Mad Hathor; Wabbit! Kwee!!!
( She turns to the bemused SG1(Well, except the still-asleep O'Niell/Dormouse) )
Mad Hathor Hush! Be vewee, vewee quiet! We is hunting Wabbit!
(SG1 leaves vewee, vewee quickly and find a door in a tree which is about a foot high. There is a garden on the other side.)
End of Scene Three.