((Mwahaha...yes, it is I, the weird song parody writing fourteen year old! Fear me! Er, yeah. Anyway, this is the "Work Song" from Les Miserables, changed to have a more Dibbuny air. Haha...Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nuttin' 'cepting Thistle. ))
Dibbuns' Bath Song
Bathing Dibbuns:
Soap up, soap up,
Get bubbles onya fur,
Soap up, soap up,
Ain't muddy like we were!
Dibbun One:
The soap, it smells,
Like flowers in a vase!
Bathing Dibbuns:
Soap up, soap up,
Bathtime is a waste
Dibbun Two:
I hate this life!
Mommy, take me way!
Bathing Dibbuns:
Soap up, soap up,
Your Mommy won't be swayed
Dibbun Three:
I know they'll cry,
I know they'll wait for me!
Bathing Dibbuns:
Soap up, Soap up,
They're on an orchard spree
Dibbun Four:
When I get done I'll have some fun,
In the pond!
Bathing Dibbuns:
Soap up, soap up,
We're allus being bathed,
Soap up, soap up,
We won't go unscathed
Badgermum:
Now bring me little mousemaid one,
Your bath is up
And your playtime's begun,
You know what that means.
Thistle:
Yes it means I'se free!
Badgermum:
No!
It means you get a clean smock,
You are some trouble!
Thistle:
I stole a strawberry!
Badgermum:
You were a mess!
Thistle:
I was havin' fun!
We awoked from our nap,
My tummy was rumbling.
Badgermum:
Let it rumble again
Unless you learn to stay quite clean
Thistle:
I knows d' meanin' o' dis bafftime ere,
A clean mouseymaid!
Badgermum:
Scrubbing up for what you did,
The rest because you tried to run,
Yes, little mousemaid one!
Thistle:
My name is Fissle Longfaith!
Badgermum:
And I'm Badgermum!
Do not forget my face,
Do not forget me,
Little mousemaid one!
Bathing Dibbuns:
Soap up, soap up,
We're allus being bathed,
Soap up, soap up,
We won't go unscathed!