Title: X-men Play: Robin Hood (the comedy version: men in tights) 2/?
Author: Melody
Email: m_buska@yahoo.com
Rating: PG-13

Series: 1/?
Feedback: but of course I need to know how funny this is
Warnings: extremely funny to laugh your pants off and the ideal of how guys will look in this

Archive: sure just let me know where it is!
Disclaimer: don't really own this unless I really want to lose a lot of money due to the fact that they'll sue me so to play it save I don't own Nada, *nothing* just that I made up the story that's it…
Summary: The X-men are rehearsing for the play and things get hot while Logan and Marie rehearse the kissing part! Who hoooo

Author Notes: ok my grammar needs some work… and also that only Logan calls Rogue Marie so you know when she's with her friends or anybody else and when she's with Logan! dude this inspired me by the movie "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

Cast:

     Wolverine/Logan .... Robin Hood

Cyclops/Scott.... Prince John

Gambit/Remy.... Mervin, Sheriff of Rottingham

Rogue/Marie .... Maid Marian

Iceman/Bobby.... Blinkin

Spikes/Reggie.... Ahchoo

Storm/Ororo.... Broomhilde

Iceman/Bobby .... Will Scarlet O'Hara 

Professor Xavior .... King Richard

Beast/Hank .... Rabbi Tuckman

Director: Jubilee

Costume designer: Kitty

Well that's most of the listing of the characters

'  '-Means thoughts

Rehearsing Area

"I can't believe fucking Chuck made me be here! I can't Fucking believe it! After I swore at him refused be a part of this fucking damn play!" complained Logan.

"Well Logan, he did warn you and well you should have taken his word for it because when he's serious about something, well he's serious." Said Marie.

"Ok everyone take your seat, and we will announce who plays who in this part, now I have been thinking about this and I don't want any complains or else I will make you VERY VERY sorry!" exclaimed Jubilee. "Now you have the script and I shall announce who's playing who."

"The leading Role for Robin Hood is Logan!" Said Jubilee.

"WHAT!?! Wait a minute; I am NOT going to play Robin Hood! No Fucking Way!" yelled Logan.

"Would you just shut-up Logan and let her finish who's playing who!" said Scott.

"Grrrr…"

"Ok and Maid Marian will be played by Rogue, since she has a lovely voice."

Rogue just blushed when she was told that she was playing Maid Marian, and plus that Jubilee told everyone her voice; no one ever heard her voice but her roommates.

"Oye Logan, Remy will play de Robin Hood, since he gets a kiss from chere, Rogue…" Suggested Remy.

Hearing this Logan decides to keep his role. 'There's no way is he going to get to kiss MY Marie!' Logan Thought.

"Listen bub, if you think you're going to lay your hand on her think again!" Logan said.

Rogue was all flushed realizing what Logan said. 'Does that mean what I think it means? No, Marie, he's just being the protective brother,' Rogue sighed.

"Scott-Prince John, Remy-Mervin, Sheriff of Rottingham, Bobby-Blinkin, Reggie-Ahchoo, Jean-Broomhilde and Latrine, John-Will Scarlet O'Hara, Xavier-King Richard, Hank-Rabbi Tuckman. Now most of you have two parts only because we are short of characters and you will not be in role at the same time," Jubilee said reading the names out loud.

"So when are we going to have rehearsal?" asked Reggie.

"We will have Rehearsal's two times a week as well as dress rehearsal but all of you are responsible for rehearsing with each other on your own time. We have 3 weeks till opening night so I suggest you put a lot of effort! Now lets get into vocal, now all of you have the script as well as the music lyrics." "Rogue, Logan will you please come here and sing the song "Marian"

As both Rogue and Logan got up they went to the stage area and waited patiently to sing the song.

"Ok Rogue, Logan, all you have to do is sing your parts so lets get the music into gear and listen to your voices," Jubilee said.

(music starts as Rogue sings)

Where is the one that I love most of all

When will I hear him call Marian, Marian

He is the one who can make my life whole

Joyful forever more

Everyone was in awe when they heard Rogue sing with such a beautiful voice while everyone was also anxiously to hear Logan sing. Logan was also stunned how bow beautiful Rogue had sung.

Where is the maid, that I'm longing to see

Where can she be my sweet Marian, Marian

Oh when will I hold you here in my arms

Knowing you are my love

"Well it seems like Logan knows how to sing no wonder he only sings in his shower…haha," snickered Kitty

Everyone was astonished how Logan and Rogue seemed to harmonize their voices together. Logan and Rogue just stared at each other until Jubilee told all the guys to come in and do the "Men in Tights" song.

"Ok guys now this is the song where you sing men in tights," Jubilee said.

"Oh hey I like this part, come on, Blinkin, side by side while we dance in our tights, hey Kitty when do we get our tights anyways?" asked John.

"You guys get it tomorrow where we'll have a dress rehearsal." Said Kitty.

"Hey John, I get to punch you! Well since Blinkin is blind, I might as well get some glasses. puts on glasses There better now!" said Bobby.

"Hey Blinkin!" Reggie Yelled.

"Did you say 'Abe Lincoln?'" Bobby said getting into his character.

Bobby heads towards where Logan was standing and starts feeling Logan's chest.

"What the hell are you doing?" growled Logan.

"Where's your boob? I read it in the script that you we're suppose to have boobs and no arms?" asked Bobby.

"Bobby, it's supposed to be a statue not Logan!" Kitty yelled across the room.

"Oh right then, easy Logan, remember that Blinkin is blind so um…I'll just get ready to sing right now," Bobby said while he ran off.

"Ok I want all the guys in here to sing and dance the song now! I don't care if you're not in this scene, this part has to do with all the guys and well since there's not that many guys here so we're gonna use all the males."

All the guys we're in their position as the music start. 

We're men... we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
 
"Come on guys sings and get into the grove, Logan will you stop looking like your about to kill Bobby!" yelled Jubilee
 
We may look like sissys, "Except for Scott" Logan snickered.
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang) Bobby punches John)
 
We're men... we're men in tights 
always on guard defending the peoples rights.
 
All the guys line up and they get ready to do the shaking dance
 
(Can can music)
la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la...

lalalalalalala (repeat).

While the guys are dancing, all the ladies roar into hysterical laughter. The guys look so funny as they get into the routine of the dance and looking at Logan, Bobby, and John, Reggie heads into the front of the line.

We're men..manly men
We're men in tights, yes (with lisp) John sings in high points
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.
 
We may look like pansies, "Scott that's you!" "Shut up Logan!" Scott yelled.
but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. (bang) Bobby punches John again
 
We're men... we're men in tights (tight tights) Bobby and John lifts their pants up and do a goofy dance while jumping up and down then stops and do a manly stand with their arms and hand on their hips
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

We're butch. Song end while guys poise as strong brave men

"Ah guys that waz the most funniest dance ah've seen haha!" As Rogue falls on the floor and starts laughing hard same goes for Jean and Ororo.

"Oh ok now, That's it for today! But remember that you are all responsible for rehearsing on your own time.

(Outside)

Marie is outside getting some fresh air while Logan comes out and watches Marie hum and read her lines.

"Hey, wanna rehearse together?" asked Logan.

"Um…shure but ah'm at the end right now just reading ahead that's all." Said Rogue.

Logan takes the scripts and reads where Marie stopped. He reads head to the part where Maid Marian and Robin Hood gets married and comes into the kiss.

"Well I guess we should practice the kiss huh?" said Logan

"Um..we don't have to you know um…we could just like skip that part." Said Marie nervously.

It was night outside where the stars are out and the moon shines. "You don't want to kiss me?" asked Logan.

"It's not that, don't you think that um…well uh.." Marie tries to speak but suddenly Logan grabs Marie a gently kisses her.. "How was that?" Logan Asked.

"I don't know, I think we need to do a retake.." Marie said. Logan kisses her again but this time with passion. "So what about that?" asked Logan. "hm…it was amazing!" said Marie.

"There you two are!" Jubilee said as she was walking towards Rogue.

"Hi Jubes, What's up?" Rogue asked.

"Kitty needs you to try on the dress that she made for you!" said Jubilee

"Ok well, Ah'll see you later Logan k! Hopefully we'll rehearse again." Rogue said as she followed Jubes out.

'Well Marie, I guess this play will be a night to remember…' Logan thought.