Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Flies, MTV, "Dismissed", or any of the
songs used in this fic. I also don't own any of the material in William
Golding's Lord of the Flies.
A/N: OK this is my first real LoF fanfic, but flames are excepted, I don't care. Enjoy the fic, hopefully. Since there's so many slashes I thought I would try writing one of my own. I got this great idea at about 1:00 in the morning while trying to fall asleep while thinking about LoF, since I had read some earlier online. Well, I thought, "what if Jack, Ralph, and Simon were on a dating show? Dismissed!" This is also based on a real episode of "Dismissed."
Background: For those of you, who don't know, MTV's "Dismissed" is a blind date show with 3 contestants competing for one girl/guy. And because it's MTV, there's 3 guys, 3 girls, 2 girls and 1 guy, or 2 guys and 1 girl. You know the deal. Well on to the fic. In this fic, the boys (Jack, Ralph, and Simon) are now young men and they've been forced to readjust to Britain's society with rules and laws, and for the most part, they're doing ok. However, something is missing in their lives: a boyfriend. Yes, they are all homosexuals. But that's ok, because MTV's gone to Great Britain to film some gay British guys.
MTV's: "Dismissed" Lord of the Flies Style
CHAPTER 1
Announcer: Today on "Dismissed". Ralph is searching for his match. Will he find it in Jack.?
*Camera changes to a video clip of Jack*
Jack: Hey what's up? I'm Jack, I'm 22, I like to party, and I enjoy playing rugby. Oh yeah I'm also looking for a boyfriend who can really connect with me. (He flashes a grin to the camera.)
(Camera changes back)
.Or Simon? *Camera changes to clip of Simon*
Simon: Hullo, I'm Simon, and I'm 19 years old, I like to read, go to concerts and I like men who are caring, understanding, and nice to be around. (Smiles cutely and unfeigned.)
Announcer: That's coming up today on "Dismissed."
Camera shows Jack driving down a residential street in Great Britain in a used, shiny, waxed BMW.
"This is the street. Hey, looks like my competition is here." (He chuckles as the camera pans over to Simon walking toward the corner of Vicarage Court, and Harcourt Street. Jack slows to a stop and parks the car a few feet from Simon and gets out. Recognizing it's Simon, he gets a burst of excitement and a grin spreads across his face as he walks toward him.
"Hey there you."
Knowing he's on camera and recognizing Jack as well, Simon replies in a soft, cute tone.
"Hey, what's up, Jack?"
They give each other a gentle, friendly hug.
"Not much, Simon, how about you?"
Simon shrugs.
"Well, I've been at college, if you consider that new."
"Really? Me too. What school?"
"Yearly Fine Arts School. How about you?"
"Oh I know where that is. I'm over a Studerlow." Jack smiles and nods.
(Camera changes.)
Jack: Simon is so cute and young, but he's always been shy and kind of batty; different, you know?"
(Camera changes to Simon.)
Simon: Jack is still strong and domineering, like he's always been, but his flaw is that he can get too controlling and he feels the need to be the best.
(Camera switches back to the 2 guys, who are now looking down the street as Ralph walks toward them. He smiles and his heart secretly leaps upon seeing both of them. Of course his facial expression of happiness is caught on the candid camera. They all recognize each other at first sight.)
"Hi Ralph!" Simon waves eagerly.
He is overjoyed and holds out his arms for a hug, but Jack runs forward and envelopes Ralph in a bear hug.
"Ralph, you look so sexy today," Jack purrs and grins while rubbing his arms up and down Ralph's back.
Ralph, now having limited oxygen because of Jack's hug, grunts and glances helplessly at Simon.
Finally, he wriggles out of Jack's grip.
"Nice to see you too, Jack."
(Camera changes.)
Ralph: Yep, Jack is as outgoing and domineering as ever.
(Camera back to normal view)
"Hey pretty boy, what's your name?" Ralph jokes, as he walks nonchalantly over to Simon, and hugs him.
"How are you, Ralph?" Simon asks softly.
"I'm good, I'm ready to have a good time today, guys," he smiles at both of them.
Jack comes over and puts his arm around Ralph, and Simon keeps his arm across the other side of Ralph.
"Come on, let's get this date started!" Jack says, leading them to his newly-waxed BMW, and opens the passenger door for Ralph and Simon.
"Ladies first," he says, grinning.
"Hey!" Ralph laughs, going along with the joke.
Jack closes the door, winks at him, and gets in the driver's seat. He starts the engine and puts on his seat belt, along with Ralph and Simon. He starts the car, and they begin rolling down the road.
"Nice BMW," Ralph smiles examining the waxed finish.
"Yeah, where'd you find the money to get one of these babies?" Simon asks in a cute, but daring tone.
"Yeah, so what do you do for a living?" Ralph asks.
Jack blushes and twists the subject around. "Actually, my parents got me this for college."
"Whoa, are you serious?" Ralph exclaims, raising his eyebrows.
(Camera switches to Jack's personal commentary)
Jack: Yeah, he's impressed! Beat that, Simon!
(Camera switches to Simon's personal commentary)
Simon: I know Jack doesn't have a job, because he turned the subject around. He didn't answer Ralph's question. Bad move Jack.
(Normal screen)
Jack puts one arm around Ralph and keeps the other hand on the wheel.
Ralph smiles, a bit nervous, and turns to face Simon.
"So, what are you into, Simon?" he smiles gently.
Simon blushes, feeling like he's being watched by thousands of faces. (A/N: Lol, poor Simon.)
"Well, I like to go to concerts, read, write, and I like to go on hikes."
"Wow, that's great," Ralph smiles.
"Well, here we are!" Jack announces as he pulls into an empty parking lot of a nightclub.
"Hey, what are we doing at a night club in the day?" Ralph grins curiously.
"Well, it's all ours for the day, so we're gonna dance and have a few drinks, if you'd like of course, and just have fun! " Jack explains, while parking his BMW.
A/N: OK this is my first real LoF fanfic, but flames are excepted, I don't care. Enjoy the fic, hopefully. Since there's so many slashes I thought I would try writing one of my own. I got this great idea at about 1:00 in the morning while trying to fall asleep while thinking about LoF, since I had read some earlier online. Well, I thought, "what if Jack, Ralph, and Simon were on a dating show? Dismissed!" This is also based on a real episode of "Dismissed."
Background: For those of you, who don't know, MTV's "Dismissed" is a blind date show with 3 contestants competing for one girl/guy. And because it's MTV, there's 3 guys, 3 girls, 2 girls and 1 guy, or 2 guys and 1 girl. You know the deal. Well on to the fic. In this fic, the boys (Jack, Ralph, and Simon) are now young men and they've been forced to readjust to Britain's society with rules and laws, and for the most part, they're doing ok. However, something is missing in their lives: a boyfriend. Yes, they are all homosexuals. But that's ok, because MTV's gone to Great Britain to film some gay British guys.
MTV's: "Dismissed" Lord of the Flies Style
CHAPTER 1
Announcer: Today on "Dismissed". Ralph is searching for his match. Will he find it in Jack.?
*Camera changes to a video clip of Jack*
Jack: Hey what's up? I'm Jack, I'm 22, I like to party, and I enjoy playing rugby. Oh yeah I'm also looking for a boyfriend who can really connect with me. (He flashes a grin to the camera.)
(Camera changes back)
.Or Simon? *Camera changes to clip of Simon*
Simon: Hullo, I'm Simon, and I'm 19 years old, I like to read, go to concerts and I like men who are caring, understanding, and nice to be around. (Smiles cutely and unfeigned.)
Announcer: That's coming up today on "Dismissed."
Camera shows Jack driving down a residential street in Great Britain in a used, shiny, waxed BMW.
"This is the street. Hey, looks like my competition is here." (He chuckles as the camera pans over to Simon walking toward the corner of Vicarage Court, and Harcourt Street. Jack slows to a stop and parks the car a few feet from Simon and gets out. Recognizing it's Simon, he gets a burst of excitement and a grin spreads across his face as he walks toward him.
"Hey there you."
Knowing he's on camera and recognizing Jack as well, Simon replies in a soft, cute tone.
"Hey, what's up, Jack?"
They give each other a gentle, friendly hug.
"Not much, Simon, how about you?"
Simon shrugs.
"Well, I've been at college, if you consider that new."
"Really? Me too. What school?"
"Yearly Fine Arts School. How about you?"
"Oh I know where that is. I'm over a Studerlow." Jack smiles and nods.
(Camera changes.)
Jack: Simon is so cute and young, but he's always been shy and kind of batty; different, you know?"
(Camera changes to Simon.)
Simon: Jack is still strong and domineering, like he's always been, but his flaw is that he can get too controlling and he feels the need to be the best.
(Camera switches back to the 2 guys, who are now looking down the street as Ralph walks toward them. He smiles and his heart secretly leaps upon seeing both of them. Of course his facial expression of happiness is caught on the candid camera. They all recognize each other at first sight.)
"Hi Ralph!" Simon waves eagerly.
He is overjoyed and holds out his arms for a hug, but Jack runs forward and envelopes Ralph in a bear hug.
"Ralph, you look so sexy today," Jack purrs and grins while rubbing his arms up and down Ralph's back.
Ralph, now having limited oxygen because of Jack's hug, grunts and glances helplessly at Simon.
Finally, he wriggles out of Jack's grip.
"Nice to see you too, Jack."
(Camera changes.)
Ralph: Yep, Jack is as outgoing and domineering as ever.
(Camera back to normal view)
"Hey pretty boy, what's your name?" Ralph jokes, as he walks nonchalantly over to Simon, and hugs him.
"How are you, Ralph?" Simon asks softly.
"I'm good, I'm ready to have a good time today, guys," he smiles at both of them.
Jack comes over and puts his arm around Ralph, and Simon keeps his arm across the other side of Ralph.
"Come on, let's get this date started!" Jack says, leading them to his newly-waxed BMW, and opens the passenger door for Ralph and Simon.
"Ladies first," he says, grinning.
"Hey!" Ralph laughs, going along with the joke.
Jack closes the door, winks at him, and gets in the driver's seat. He starts the engine and puts on his seat belt, along with Ralph and Simon. He starts the car, and they begin rolling down the road.
"Nice BMW," Ralph smiles examining the waxed finish.
"Yeah, where'd you find the money to get one of these babies?" Simon asks in a cute, but daring tone.
"Yeah, so what do you do for a living?" Ralph asks.
Jack blushes and twists the subject around. "Actually, my parents got me this for college."
"Whoa, are you serious?" Ralph exclaims, raising his eyebrows.
(Camera switches to Jack's personal commentary)
Jack: Yeah, he's impressed! Beat that, Simon!
(Camera switches to Simon's personal commentary)
Simon: I know Jack doesn't have a job, because he turned the subject around. He didn't answer Ralph's question. Bad move Jack.
(Normal screen)
Jack puts one arm around Ralph and keeps the other hand on the wheel.
Ralph smiles, a bit nervous, and turns to face Simon.
"So, what are you into, Simon?" he smiles gently.
Simon blushes, feeling like he's being watched by thousands of faces. (A/N: Lol, poor Simon.)
"Well, I like to go to concerts, read, write, and I like to go on hikes."
"Wow, that's great," Ralph smiles.
"Well, here we are!" Jack announces as he pulls into an empty parking lot of a nightclub.
"Hey, what are we doing at a night club in the day?" Ralph grins curiously.
"Well, it's all ours for the day, so we're gonna dance and have a few drinks, if you'd like of course, and just have fun! " Jack explains, while parking his BMW.