Starz- I return!!!!

Yami- Dear Ra save us all.

Yugi-Yeah what he said.

Starz- Be quite both of you.

Starz- Sorry it's be such along time since I updated but its been kinda busy around here recently. *passes out*

Yugi- ARE YOU OK?

Yami-Thank you Ra. Now she can't write anymore.

Starz- *jumps up* I'm ok!!! I don't own it so don't waste both our time and don't sue me ^_^!!!

Yugi- Are you sure your are ok?

Starz- Of course! Now on with the story!

""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
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*actions*
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*Driving Lessons from Hell*
Lesson 4- On the Road with Yugi
"Alright Yugi. Here's the key. Why don't you start her up."

"Just be carful your booster seat doesn't pop!" Marik remarked from the backseat before laughing some more.

/Yugi what are you doing?/ Yami asked taking on his "ghostly" form and sitting between Yugi and Mr.Hoshi.


//If you must know I am learning to drive, Yami//

/Driving? What is driving?/

//I am going to steer this car on the road with other cars.//

/Oh....I don't get it./

"Marik shut up." Bakura said

"Make me tomb raider!!"

"What was that!?!"

"Stop it both of you!!!" Mr.Hoshi yelled. "Were not even on the road yet!"

"Sorry."

"Whatever."

/Are they always like this Yug?/

//Yes.//

"Alright let's get started. Now while you are in the back please try to be quiet." Mr. Hoshi said in a calm voice. "Ok Yugi put it in reverse and back us out." Yugi did as he was told and backed the car up slowly. "Very good now put it back in drive and take a right out of the parking lot."

"You do know which way is right, right pharaoh?" Marik remarked from his place in the backseat.

/WHAT WAS THAT YOU PSYCHO!!!/ Yami yelled even though in his current state only Yugi could hear.

"Yes Marik actually I do know my right from my left."Yugi answered smuggly.

"Oooooooo.....the servant boy's got an attitude."

/I'LL KILL HIM!!!/

//Yami calm down.//

"Marik be quiet!" Mr.Hoshi said angrily "I could have you fail the test you know."

"Well considering he rides his motorcycle without a license I don-" Bakura tried to say before one of Marik's socks found its way down his throat.

"What was that Bakura?"

"Nothing he wants to say nothing." Marik answered as Bakura spat out the sock and started coughing uncontrollably.

"Marik?" Bakura asked with a chocked voice "When was the last time you did laundry? More specifically your socks?"

"2....no 3 months ago."

"I'm gonna be sick....."

"Your are getting the hang of this Yugi." Mr.Hoshi said.

"Huh? We haven't crashed yet?" Marik asked.

"No we haven't." Yugi said

/Hikari I think I understand what driving is now./

//Good that means I don't have to explain it.//

/Are THEY going to lead the metal horse?/ He said referring to Bakura and Marik.

//Eventually. Why?//

/ I want you far away when that happens./

//I wish I could but I can't.//

"Ok turn pull over there and we'll switch drivers."

"Alright."

"Don't forget to take your booster seat with you pharaoh." Marik said.

"Marik I'm warning you..."Mr. Hoshi said threatenly.

/METAL HORSE!!!!!/ Yami screamed in Yugi's ear.

"WHAT!?!?!" Yugi yelled and slammed on the brakes.

"What's wrong?" Mr.Hoshi yelled.
"Uhhhh... I.... I looked away for a sec and thought that car was coming at me." Yugi said as he pulled the car over.

"It was in the other lane Yugi." he said "But you did the right thing."

"What are you doing Baka trying to kill us.?" Marik asked.

/Why are you lying Yugi? That metal horse was charging you?/

//I'll explain later Yami. Go back to bed.//

"It's alright Yugi we were going to stop and switch anyway so let's go ahead and do that. Bakura how about you next?" He said and looked over the seat at him. "Bakura are you ok?" he said when he noticed Bakura scraping his tongue with his finger nails.

"Y.... Yes I just need a sec...."

"Here." Yugi said and handed Bakura a mint out of his pocket which Bakura scarfed down. "That should help."

"Thank you." Bakura said and looked like he might hug Yugi.

"I'm just gonna switch seat's with you now." he said as climbed out of the car while Mr.Hoshi took out the booster and pedal extensions.



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Starz- How was that everybody?

Yugi- Thank you!!

Starz- For what???

Yugi- Not making me crash!!

Starz- Well remember your day isn't done yet. *evilly laughs*

Yugi- *gulp*

Yami- Would someone please explain the metal horses to me?

Yugi- I'll do it.

Starz- I'll help. *sigh* R&R PLEEZE!!!!