~Chapter 6: Yami's First Time~
Bakura: I thought you left.
Yumi: I don't want to talk to you guys; I'm waiting for the bus.
Aino: Aww... What's wrong?
Yumi: The bus is late!!
Aino: What?
Yumi: It's 2:33 and the bus is supposed to be here at 2:30! IT'S LATE!!!
Anutso: Whoa chill, it's only 3 minutes-
Yumi: So what! It's late!
*Bus pulls up*
Bakura: There it is.
Yumi: Yay!!
:: Several hours later ::
Yami: Dude, we're...
Anutso: ...in a...
Yami: Sink?
Anutso: Box, you ignorant bastard.
Yami: Oh yeah...what?
Anutso: You're slow...hello.
Yami: I'm not slow... wait, I'm trying to analyze that sentence...
Anutso: You mean hello?
Yami: Dude, you remember the first time I got high? I sure do. I remember it like it was yesterday...
Anutso: It was today!
Yami: Oh yeah... Whoa, flashback!!!
:: FLASHBACK ::
Anutso: Whoa Ray-man? *tokes*
Seto: THAT'S MY CHEESE SANDWHICH! GIVE IT BACK!
Yami: You guys shouldn't be doing weed.
Anutso: But you do coke.
Yami: Well, it doesn't get me high and... I'm never going to get high!
Seto: No way.
Anutso: Way... but watch this. Here, try some.
Yami: Nope.
Seto: Weggie!
Yami: OKAY! I will... fucking leather pants... *tokes* That's nothing... *tokes again and again and again* Whoa dude! Guess what?
Seto: What? You're nauseous?
Yugi: What's going on?
Seto: Yami's stoned.
Yami: Hey, I have a question. If this wall is made of molecules, I should be able to walk right through it... Right? *crash* ow...
Anutso: Yami, you are the worst stoner ever.
Yami: Yeah! Isn't it great? Whoa! There goes an atom! *runs outside* I see it! I got it! [A/N: Fun fact: It isn't a moose, but it is a duck.] You guys! Check this out!
Seto: That's a...
Yami: Eew! It's green! *thows duck, and it hits Anutso*
Anutso: Are you crazy!! You just threw a duck at me!! *phone rings*
Yumi: I'll get it!!!
Anutso: No you won't because it's my cell phone.
Yami: Your phone is made of cells?
Anutso: Shut the fuck up! HELLO! I mean, Hello? Ok, bye. *hangs up*
Yami: Who was it?
Anutso: Pegasus.
Yami: Pegasus?! Wa-wa-what did he want?
Anutso: He wanted to say hi.
Yami: Oh... That is so... so...
Anutso: Cool?
Yami: *sighs* Yeah.
:: END FLASHBACK ::
Yami: Dude...
Anutso: Good times. Good times.
:: Aino and Yumi open the box ::
Yumi: Uh... what are you guys doing?
Yami: What?
Aino: Why are you sitting in this box?
Anutso: Ummm. Yami, why are we sitting in this box?
Yami: I don't remember...
Yumi: *blink blink*
Aino: *sigh* You guys got high again, huh?
Anutso: NO!!! We were just...just...
Yami: Uh... Talking.
Yumi: About?
Yami: About the first time I got high.
Anutso: Yeah.
Aino+Yumi: *sigh*
Bakura: I thought you left.
Yumi: I don't want to talk to you guys; I'm waiting for the bus.
Aino: Aww... What's wrong?
Yumi: The bus is late!!
Aino: What?
Yumi: It's 2:33 and the bus is supposed to be here at 2:30! IT'S LATE!!!
Anutso: Whoa chill, it's only 3 minutes-
Yumi: So what! It's late!
*Bus pulls up*
Bakura: There it is.
Yumi: Yay!!
:: Several hours later ::
Yami: Dude, we're...
Anutso: ...in a...
Yami: Sink?
Anutso: Box, you ignorant bastard.
Yami: Oh yeah...what?
Anutso: You're slow...hello.
Yami: I'm not slow... wait, I'm trying to analyze that sentence...
Anutso: You mean hello?
Yami: Dude, you remember the first time I got high? I sure do. I remember it like it was yesterday...
Anutso: It was today!
Yami: Oh yeah... Whoa, flashback!!!
:: FLASHBACK ::
Anutso: Whoa Ray-man? *tokes*
Seto: THAT'S MY CHEESE SANDWHICH! GIVE IT BACK!
Yami: You guys shouldn't be doing weed.
Anutso: But you do coke.
Yami: Well, it doesn't get me high and... I'm never going to get high!
Seto: No way.
Anutso: Way... but watch this. Here, try some.
Yami: Nope.
Seto: Weggie!
Yami: OKAY! I will... fucking leather pants... *tokes* That's nothing... *tokes again and again and again* Whoa dude! Guess what?
Seto: What? You're nauseous?
Yugi: What's going on?
Seto: Yami's stoned.
Yami: Hey, I have a question. If this wall is made of molecules, I should be able to walk right through it... Right? *crash* ow...
Anutso: Yami, you are the worst stoner ever.
Yami: Yeah! Isn't it great? Whoa! There goes an atom! *runs outside* I see it! I got it! [A/N: Fun fact: It isn't a moose, but it is a duck.] You guys! Check this out!
Seto: That's a...
Yami: Eew! It's green! *thows duck, and it hits Anutso*
Anutso: Are you crazy!! You just threw a duck at me!! *phone rings*
Yumi: I'll get it!!!
Anutso: No you won't because it's my cell phone.
Yami: Your phone is made of cells?
Anutso: Shut the fuck up! HELLO! I mean, Hello? Ok, bye. *hangs up*
Yami: Who was it?
Anutso: Pegasus.
Yami: Pegasus?! Wa-wa-what did he want?
Anutso: He wanted to say hi.
Yami: Oh... That is so... so...
Anutso: Cool?
Yami: *sighs* Yeah.
:: END FLASHBACK ::
Yami: Dude...
Anutso: Good times. Good times.
:: Aino and Yumi open the box ::
Yumi: Uh... what are you guys doing?
Yami: What?
Aino: Why are you sitting in this box?
Anutso: Ummm. Yami, why are we sitting in this box?
Yami: I don't remember...
Yumi: *blink blink*
Aino: *sigh* You guys got high again, huh?
Anutso: NO!!! We were just...just...
Yami: Uh... Talking.
Yumi: About?
Yami: About the first time I got high.
Anutso: Yeah.
Aino+Yumi: *sigh*