Neon: Oh-kay, chappie 2! I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed, THANK
YOU!!!
After defeating the evil villain, Fwee-fwee, our heroes descended to level two. Or did they ascend? I don't know..
Anyway, they were at level two and were eagerly awaiting their next challenge with eagerness.
"I'm bored." Goku yawned.
"Quiet, Kakarot! We're saving the world!" snapped Vegeta.
"Since when do you care about the world?" Goku countered.
"Since we ran out of dip." Vegeta muttered.
While Goku and Vegeta were bickering, Shin was secretly hatching a master- plan.
::Lalalala... I wonder what sauce's natural flavour is?:: the little purple kai thought.
Suddenly an evil villain that resembles a crab in our author's strange, strange mind jumped out through the door. His name was Yakon.
At least it better be.
"I'M GONNA EAT YA!" Yakon exclaimed, being all creepy-like.
"Eeek!" Gohan cried, jumping into Goku's arms.
"." Goku stared down at his son before dropping him on his butt.
"Oww." Gohan whined.
"AHH!" Vegeta cried, pointing.
"What is it?" Shin asked, eating a bag of Doritos.
"The wall-paper! It's not there!" Vegeta observed, horrified.
"Vegeta, that's pure steel, there is no wall-paper." Goku explained, lighting his blowtorch.
"What happened to Yakon?" Gohan asked, looking around.
"Who cares?" Shin asked, "He's gone now. TO LEVEL THREE!" he finished heroically, bounding around.
::This is going to be a LONG day.:: Gohan thought sadly.
MEANWHILE.
Okay, you're probably wondering what happened to the tournament and if not, well, I'm going to tell you anyway.
Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Shin are out fighting evil. Krillen, Kibito and Hercule are dead. Videl lost her match. Mighty-mask doesn't exist in this fic. God knows what happened to Spopovich and Yamu. And Piccolo is a rock.
That leaves #18 and those two other guys.
So obviously the winner is some Mexican guy from Russia, but he didn't fill out his registration form properly, so #18 won.
Congratulations to anyone who realized how completely pointless this part was.
BACK AT THE SPACESHIP.
"'Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby!" Shin sung happily.
"Will you shut up?" Gohan asked politely.
"Nope!" Shin chirped.
"YOU LOUSY BA-" Gohan started.
Goku interrupted him, shaking his head sadly "Now, Gohan, you know that's the wrong thing to do."
"Yeah, you'd know." Gohan murmured, folding his arms stubbornly.
Then Dabura came through the door.
"I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!" he shouted.
"Will not." Vegeta argued.
"Will too!" Dabura insisted.
"Trees get chained to hippies." Shin sang
"He is so right." Vegeta said in awe.
"Yeah." Dabura agreed.
"Who asked you, pointy!?" Shin asked angrily, pointing at the demon king.
"Pointy?" Dabura asked before bursting into sobs, "It's not like I don't try to be normal! It's a hard life for a possessed demon king!"
"No it isn't." the Supreme Kai said accusingly.
"Shin, stop picking on the tall, pointy guys! I mean, first Piccolo and now Dabura? Then who's next, Shin? Who's next?" Goku asked calmly, now wearing a white T-shirt, black leather jacket and blue denim jeans.
"Where'd you get the outfit?" Vegeta asked, only semi-interested.
Goku shrugged, "Internet."
" Uh, yes, Internet." Vegeta said, somehow evilly.
"Riiiiiiiight. waitaminute, aren't we ment to be saving the world?" Shin asked.
"You sure are." Dabura answered, attempting to un-pointy himself.
"Fine then, someone kill Dabura," Shin sighed tiredly, then muttered, "I need blood." but no one heard him.
"Why don't you do it?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.
"Because I'm the real Shady." Shin said wisely.
"No you're not! You're just imitating!" Vegeta cried angrily.
"DIE!" Goku yelled, picking a fight with Dabura.
"Why am I being ignored?" Gohan asked.
"Why are we in a rocky mountain area?" Kaioshin asked, ignoring Gohan.
Vegeta shrugged, "Magic," also ignoring Gohan.
A giant ki explosion in the distance proved that Dabura was either dead or dearly wishing it.
The, quicker then you can say 'Would you like fries with that?', they were back in the spaceship and a beaten and bloodied Dabura hurried through the door.
"Aw, and I was winning too," Goku chirped sadlr, rubbing the back of head.
"The fish." Gohan said blankly as Vegeta took a few steps away from him.
MEANWHILE.
"Yes, we will posses him," Babadi said smugly, "AND THE WE'LL FLY TO THE MOON!!!"
"Uh, sir, maybe we should just stick to the plan" Dabura sweat-dropped.
"Fine!" Babadi huffed, throwing a ball of light into his floating-crystal- ball-thingie.
THEN.
"Hey, Vegeta, you have texta on your forehead." Goku pointed out.
"No, Goku, that's Babadi's symbol! It means he's been possessed!" Shin sighed, rolling his eyes.
"No, actually, it is texta. Trunks snuck in with a permanent marker." Vegeta explained.
"Oh." Shin said.
"Now what?" Gohan asked.
"I dunno.." Goku wondered.
"How about we BUST THE DOOR DOWN!" Shin yelled, pumping his fist in emotion.
"."
"What?" Shin cried, "Why can't I be evil?"
"'Cause you're the god of gods, duh!" Gohan huffed.
Shin glared at the semi-sayain for a moment before frying him with a bolt of lightening.
"Ow." croaked Gohan, coughing up smoke.
Then Vegeta blew the door up.
"."
They all shrugged and walked into the depths of Babadi's ship.
Upon arriving in Babadi's evil plotting room of death, the noticed that Buu was awake for some reason.
"Buu!" Buu squealed.
"Riiiiiiiiiight." Vegeta said slowly.
"YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, BABADI!" Shin yelled, flying at the creepy-lookin' magician.
"AHH!" Babadi cried, hiding behind Dabura.
Unfortunately while this was happening Buu ate Gohan.
"OMIGOD!" exclaimed Goku, noting his son's demise.
"Now what do we do?' Vegeta asked.
"Don't ask me." Shin answered, putting Babadi through a wall.
"I think I have a plan!" Goku cried excitedly.
10 MINUTES LATER.
"I got nothin'." Goku shrugged.
"BUU!" Buu cried.
Vegeta sighed, "Great."
END OF CHAPTER TWO!
Neon: Okay, tell me if I should right another chapter or hang my head in shame!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own DBZ.
After defeating the evil villain, Fwee-fwee, our heroes descended to level two. Or did they ascend? I don't know..
Anyway, they were at level two and were eagerly awaiting their next challenge with eagerness.
"I'm bored." Goku yawned.
"Quiet, Kakarot! We're saving the world!" snapped Vegeta.
"Since when do you care about the world?" Goku countered.
"Since we ran out of dip." Vegeta muttered.
While Goku and Vegeta were bickering, Shin was secretly hatching a master- plan.
::Lalalala... I wonder what sauce's natural flavour is?:: the little purple kai thought.
Suddenly an evil villain that resembles a crab in our author's strange, strange mind jumped out through the door. His name was Yakon.
At least it better be.
"I'M GONNA EAT YA!" Yakon exclaimed, being all creepy-like.
"Eeek!" Gohan cried, jumping into Goku's arms.
"." Goku stared down at his son before dropping him on his butt.
"Oww." Gohan whined.
"AHH!" Vegeta cried, pointing.
"What is it?" Shin asked, eating a bag of Doritos.
"The wall-paper! It's not there!" Vegeta observed, horrified.
"Vegeta, that's pure steel, there is no wall-paper." Goku explained, lighting his blowtorch.
"What happened to Yakon?" Gohan asked, looking around.
"Who cares?" Shin asked, "He's gone now. TO LEVEL THREE!" he finished heroically, bounding around.
::This is going to be a LONG day.:: Gohan thought sadly.
MEANWHILE.
Okay, you're probably wondering what happened to the tournament and if not, well, I'm going to tell you anyway.
Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Shin are out fighting evil. Krillen, Kibito and Hercule are dead. Videl lost her match. Mighty-mask doesn't exist in this fic. God knows what happened to Spopovich and Yamu. And Piccolo is a rock.
That leaves #18 and those two other guys.
So obviously the winner is some Mexican guy from Russia, but he didn't fill out his registration form properly, so #18 won.
Congratulations to anyone who realized how completely pointless this part was.
BACK AT THE SPACESHIP.
"'Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby!" Shin sung happily.
"Will you shut up?" Gohan asked politely.
"Nope!" Shin chirped.
"YOU LOUSY BA-" Gohan started.
Goku interrupted him, shaking his head sadly "Now, Gohan, you know that's the wrong thing to do."
"Yeah, you'd know." Gohan murmured, folding his arms stubbornly.
Then Dabura came through the door.
"I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!" he shouted.
"Will not." Vegeta argued.
"Will too!" Dabura insisted.
"Trees get chained to hippies." Shin sang
"He is so right." Vegeta said in awe.
"Yeah." Dabura agreed.
"Who asked you, pointy!?" Shin asked angrily, pointing at the demon king.
"Pointy?" Dabura asked before bursting into sobs, "It's not like I don't try to be normal! It's a hard life for a possessed demon king!"
"No it isn't." the Supreme Kai said accusingly.
"Shin, stop picking on the tall, pointy guys! I mean, first Piccolo and now Dabura? Then who's next, Shin? Who's next?" Goku asked calmly, now wearing a white T-shirt, black leather jacket and blue denim jeans.
"Where'd you get the outfit?" Vegeta asked, only semi-interested.
Goku shrugged, "Internet."
" Uh, yes, Internet." Vegeta said, somehow evilly.
"Riiiiiiiight. waitaminute, aren't we ment to be saving the world?" Shin asked.
"You sure are." Dabura answered, attempting to un-pointy himself.
"Fine then, someone kill Dabura," Shin sighed tiredly, then muttered, "I need blood." but no one heard him.
"Why don't you do it?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.
"Because I'm the real Shady." Shin said wisely.
"No you're not! You're just imitating!" Vegeta cried angrily.
"DIE!" Goku yelled, picking a fight with Dabura.
"Why am I being ignored?" Gohan asked.
"Why are we in a rocky mountain area?" Kaioshin asked, ignoring Gohan.
Vegeta shrugged, "Magic," also ignoring Gohan.
A giant ki explosion in the distance proved that Dabura was either dead or dearly wishing it.
The, quicker then you can say 'Would you like fries with that?', they were back in the spaceship and a beaten and bloodied Dabura hurried through the door.
"Aw, and I was winning too," Goku chirped sadlr, rubbing the back of head.
"The fish." Gohan said blankly as Vegeta took a few steps away from him.
MEANWHILE.
"Yes, we will posses him," Babadi said smugly, "AND THE WE'LL FLY TO THE MOON!!!"
"Uh, sir, maybe we should just stick to the plan" Dabura sweat-dropped.
"Fine!" Babadi huffed, throwing a ball of light into his floating-crystal- ball-thingie.
THEN.
"Hey, Vegeta, you have texta on your forehead." Goku pointed out.
"No, Goku, that's Babadi's symbol! It means he's been possessed!" Shin sighed, rolling his eyes.
"No, actually, it is texta. Trunks snuck in with a permanent marker." Vegeta explained.
"Oh." Shin said.
"Now what?" Gohan asked.
"I dunno.." Goku wondered.
"How about we BUST THE DOOR DOWN!" Shin yelled, pumping his fist in emotion.
"."
"What?" Shin cried, "Why can't I be evil?"
"'Cause you're the god of gods, duh!" Gohan huffed.
Shin glared at the semi-sayain for a moment before frying him with a bolt of lightening.
"Ow." croaked Gohan, coughing up smoke.
Then Vegeta blew the door up.
"."
They all shrugged and walked into the depths of Babadi's ship.
Upon arriving in Babadi's evil plotting room of death, the noticed that Buu was awake for some reason.
"Buu!" Buu squealed.
"Riiiiiiiiiight." Vegeta said slowly.
"YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, BABADI!" Shin yelled, flying at the creepy-lookin' magician.
"AHH!" Babadi cried, hiding behind Dabura.
Unfortunately while this was happening Buu ate Gohan.
"OMIGOD!" exclaimed Goku, noting his son's demise.
"Now what do we do?' Vegeta asked.
"Don't ask me." Shin answered, putting Babadi through a wall.
"I think I have a plan!" Goku cried excitedly.
10 MINUTES LATER.
"I got nothin'." Goku shrugged.
"BUU!" Buu cried.
Vegeta sighed, "Great."
END OF CHAPTER TWO!
Neon: Okay, tell me if I should right another chapter or hang my head in shame!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own DBZ.