Hmm, what wonders await you in this chapter? I can't say, cause then I'll spoil it! ^^
Sam flew down the street at top speed, Pepito and Squee struggling to keep up with her. She was headed towards the Chunky Cheeses they showed on the news; she had something to do there…
When they arrived, Sam stopped and commanded, "Stay here! I have to…" she trailed off and bit her lip, then said, "go to the bathroom!! Ahh! My butt hurts!! Can't…stop…bowel movement!!" she ran off towards the back of the restaurant, while the boys stood and waited.
The man with the gun spotted her and ran inside after her. A loud clamor was heard: people screaming, guns firing, furniture and glass breaking followed by heroic shouting. As the police cars drove up with their sirens wailing, the gunman ran out, covered in some weird goo and beaten to a pulp.
As the hostages exited the building in a screaming and flailing manner, Sam was among them and broke off from the chain of panicking people and strode up to Pepito and Squee, "Dang, what a hoot!" she said breathlessly, slapping her forehead with a cheesy grin.
"Hey, let's go watch the news! Whee-hee!" She then dashed off once again.
When they arrived at her moms' house, she ran up to the room that used to be hers and flipped on the big screen TV that against the far right wall.
"…Victims claim they were saved by a masked 'hero'," said the newsman, "other witnesses say that the same person has been spotted at many different crime scenes, in several different states," a gray-haired farmer with messed up teeth came on.
"Yep, he was just a-hollerin' and swingin' from the chandelier like a little monkey," a rotund woman with short curly black hair then came on. "I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman, but they were wearing some kinda suit,"
The trio watched carefully as more people came on, all explaining what they saw, "The guy was a complete lunatic!"
"They had a utility-belt of some kind,"
"The guy yelled something like, 'Purse Pinhead',"
"No, the name was 'Hearse Retain'!"
"She grabbed the guy with her magic lasso and spun him around like a top!"
"He had a mask so you couldn't see his face," Sam groaned and turned it off, while the boys just looked at her. "Yeah, I saw the guy too, but I didn't get a good look," "Was he like anything like what those people said?" Squee queried.
She grinned and rocked back and forth from her spot on the floor, petting her big shaggy gray dog named Guillotine, who was currently chewing on his new Patty Poops-a lot chew toy. "Much more my friend. Much more…" Pepito and Squee exchanged confused looks. Sam stayed quiet for a few moments, then jumped up, "It's too much of a beautiful day to be stuck inside! What do ya say we go to the lake?"
While Sam roller-skated towards the lake, a pair of blue swim-goggles over her eyes and a snorkel stuck in her mouth, the boys rode behind her.
She had been kind enough to let them borrow her bike, with Pepito peddling and Squee sitting on the handlebars, hanging on for dear life. As they rode one last hill, the waterline peeked over the horizon and Sam started to go faster. Jeez, you had to be in shape to keep up with that girl!
As they flew down the hill and into the parking lot for the lake, there were many people there as well. The three started to whoop and cheer as they rode into the sand, then frantically got off their wheels and started to undress.
Pepito wore a pair of black trunks with a red stripe down either side, while Squee's were dark blue with bright green fishes dotting them. He was also terribly embarrassed of his rather thin frame, and covered himself with his towel.
"Don't be ashamed," Sam's voice said, which was muffled by her snorkel as she stretched, wearing a one-piece red and white striped swimsuit, "You look great!" she giggled and ran towards the water. Right when she was about to jump in however, a cry of help was heard.
Everyone swiveled their heads to the left and saw a man had a female hostage, a knife pressed to her throat. Sam gasped and scurried off while everybody was distracted. As the woman cried out of fear, the man was saying to her in an evil voice,
"Breaking up huh? No one breaks up with me!" "Not—so fast!!" a heroic rang out. A silhouette was perched atop the lifeguard lookout with the sun behind it, so it looked very dramatic and comic book-like.
The figure jumped down in front of the man, who was so stunned that the girl had unnoticeably slipped away from his grip.
The person stepped out of the shadows then for all to see. A flash of white, a streak of black, and…a rubber chicken?
Who is this masked hero? Friend or foe? Find out in the next episo---chapter! ^^;;;;