It's been many a moon since I wrote one of these! So I'll apologise . . . sorry ;_;

Anyway, a disclaimer. I don't own Mia, or idiots' one, two or three, or suspicious looking characters, or the ancient map of arches. Oh, the Shaman's Rod doesn't belong to me either. And contrary to popular belief, Mia doesn't own her hair colour. It's dyed XD.

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The Secret Diary Of Mia

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Day 1

Goodness, Alex is taking his time getting the milk. He went to the shops three months ago. . .

Day 2

Healing is such a bore. Why do these people get sick so often? Honestly, it's like a morgue around here.

Day 3

Getting bad vibes. Might be that weird cupcake I ate though. . .

Day 5

Was minding my own business, healing the sick and all, when three absolute strangers come barging into the house. Well, one barged in. The other two followed with scowls. First one just proceeds to rip through drawers and barrels. Kids today, no manners at all. Evicted them with ice storm.

Day 6

Oh for heaven's sake, NOW those three lunatics are breaking into the lighthouse. Must not let them in there. Secret stash of magazines might be discovered.

Day 8

Had absolutely terrible time. Was bossed around by idiot number one, called Isaac, who seems to be a self-appointed jackass. Idiots two and three spent their time attempting to murder each other, or Isaac. Was quite tempted to try it myself.

Day 9

Up on top of lighthouse. Some rather suspicious characters were up there, rambling on about some star or something. Ivan was giving them the weirdest looks, like they had three heads. Proceeded to have immense battle with the guy with Mohawk. Wonder if he had unfortunate accident in tub of blue dye when young?

Day 10

Find myself on ridiculous quest to "save world". At least, that's what Isaac says. Get the feeling Garet and Ivan are just along for the ride. Decided to be helpful, and brought ancient map of the arches to help.

Day 14

Desert very hot. Might have been bearable if Ivan kept his shirt on. Literally. Isaac asked if I wanted to take my top off because of the heat. Promptly beat him round the head. Pervert.

Day 15

Optimistic nature beginning to fade.

Day 16

Going. . .

Day 17

Going . . .

Day 18

Isaac ordered a training session under the sun.

Gone.

Day 23

Finally made it out of desert. At Lama Temple. Very strange business with waterfalls and orbs of power. So boring. Had massage with five burly men. Most pleasing.

Day 25

More desert. Yawn. Beginning to think Ivan raised in strip club.

Day 28

Isaac all snotty about the weather. "Why can't YOU call up some RAINCLOUDS Mia?" Very well, Mr. Fancypants. . .

Day 29

Grudgingly saved Isaac from monsoonal downpour with Garet's help. Garet told me I was officially "one of the group" now. Oh joy, I can die happy.

Day 30

Reached Kalay. Took first opportunity I had to steal Isaac's wallet and go shopping. He didn't notice. Ivan did though. Demanded to come shopping with me. Must admit, he has excellent sense of colour design.

Day 32

Oh, hate ships. Hate them. Hate Isaac. Very nearly got him with knives. Must aim better next time.

Day 33

Honestly, he is so useless. Asked me to pass the milk. Threw it at his head. Garet and Ivan thought it was very funny.

Day 34

Some business with war-games. If they want to go grappling with sweaty men then go right ahead. Going to sneak off to the local fashion show.

Day 35

Had just bought a lovely silk blouse when disgruntled Ivan found me. Said something about Isaac's leg being broken. Stared at him. Also said that Isaac won large amount of money. Went with Ivan to hotel room.

Day 37

For no reason, cut Isaac's hair. Feel better about second quest now.

Day 40

WHO STOLE MY NAIL POLISH?!

Day 41

Bloody Ivan.

Day 42

Gave Garet some prompting to set Ivan on fire. Didn't take much. Stole his bubble bath while he was jumping into a lake. Strawberry flavoured? Ivan very . . . feminine.

Day 45

Oh dear, my roots are starting to show. Belted Isaac across the head then searched his pack. Nothing useful, just large amounts of chicken feathers and a book called "Karma Sutra For Angaran Men". Have no idea what that's about.

Day 51

Found another lighthouse. Map not much use after all. Whoever wrote it should be subjected to a lecture from Isaac.

Day 52

Spotted Isaac running past in a corridor, mumbling about "fluffy bunnies, must be here. . ." Think he has finally gone quite mad.

Day 53

Not that he was sane to begin with.

Day 55

Large battle on lighthouse top. Seems to be popular for this sort of thing. Motley assortment of people, including Alex. That little rat bastard. He didn't even have the milk.

Day 56

Ivan WILL NOT stop crying! It was only the Shaman's Rod, I don't see what the big deal is. He didn't complain this much even when I swiped his aromatherapy stuff. Garet staying about 20 metres away from him at all times. Isaac on a high from battle victory. May push him off wall tonight.

Day 67

Seem to be heading across the sea for some reason. Luckily managed to buy perfume, makeup, flowers, chocolate, and a new pair of fluffy slippers before we left. Ivan annoyed, he missed out. At least he stopped crying when Garet gave him that tree branch. Honestly, how daft can that boy be?

Isaac standing at railing. Doesn't see Garet behind him. Something tells me this journey will be a long one.