Fan Fic Dot Net (sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island")

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Just sit right back while I sing this song, a song of girls who write

A movie back in '92 triggered love at first sight.

They all write to dilly-dally, I am not a fool

Many procrastinate on work sent home from school.

Work sent home from school.

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Newest story is up and posted, checking mail for review,

For when writing shout-outs for the next chapter

They wish to say thank you.

They wish to say thank you.

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Stories of Spot, Jack and Blink, thousands written and read:

By Rae Kelly,

Hotshot too,

That Dreamer girl and there's Shade,

Lady Raeghann,

ThumbSucker Snitch and Misprint

Here at Fan Fic Dot Net.

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Mucho thanks to everyone who reviewed!!! Shout-outs:

Sparker: You were in it, I love you, I really do. Ahem, yes, well, we all know I mean that in a friendly way.

Keza: *Pours shot of Nyquil, plugs nose, looks down at shot glass.* Ready? I'll pour you one too. . .*Pours shot for Keza* One, two, three. *JP watches as Keza takes shot and makes funny face.* Sorry, dude, I just can't do it.

Atlantic: Here's more!

Misprint: Ask and ye shall be entered! I miss teeny-bopper moments, will have to try one out sometime soon. I think you're in the next one too, would check, but left laptop at parents house. You write slash, right? The next songs all about slash queens.

Rae Kelly: Welcome to JP theatre! You're in the spotlight.

RacetracksGambler: Tee hee, you're too kind!

Kaylee: *Snickers at causing Kaylee to hum song all day.* Outstanding, wow, I would have said silly, but outstanding is good! Thanx!

Shortie: Genius *sits up in chair to strut stuff* I'm far from genius. Here's more, soon enough? Next chapter up in a few days, look for someone you might know.

SparkHiggins: Wow, I never would have thought you had this problem, you seem to be updating constantly! Glad you're enjoying this, I aim to please.

Drama-Queen: Not sure when you'll appear yet, just keep watching, it should be soon as long as the creative pond doesn't dry up. I have haven't planned things well, I must say.

Hotshot: Yeah, something original, I've been described that way often. I hope you enjoyed seeing your name in lights. I'll be using you again, if you don't mind too much.

Lute (it's so much shorter, but I make it so much longer by adding this note *shrugs*): COMMANDS? COMMANDS? I'll have you know I'm an only child, I never listen to anyone..but okay, if you really want more. =) And looky, you're in it even!! If you read Misprint's SO, you know the next song is all about you queens of slash!!

Rilesmadison: Catchy and addictive, these songs will not leave me alone at night. Ugh!

Dreamer: Welcome back! Yeah, and now I have another song going through my head. Welcome Back, Kotter? Yeah, I figured. I'm so Cheddaring old. Enough about me.thanx mucho for reviewing, I wanna see more HP so I'm trying to (what was that word you used?) inspire you. TEE HEE!

Lady Akiko: Right now! =)

Sprite: Never apologize for an advertisement! *GO READ JP'S OTHER STORIES* see, I do it too. =) I'm loving this work, other than not being able to get the songs out of my head, it's been great.

Rumor: *Bows to queen* Hope you find this song amusing as well! (read this next bit in a really whiny tone, go with it, I've been around a lot of children this weekend) But I wanna read more by Rumor! Rumor write, JP write. . . .deal?

Omni: Ohhhhhh, blueberry muffins. JP like muffins! So, here's you're update. My daughter can't snap yet and was really frustrated when I was working the Addams Family thing. Does updating swiftly mean more muffins come my way? Omni in next chapter!!

Raven's Wing: *Grabs RW by shirt collar* You just listen here, Missy. First off, you are a GREAT, AWESOME, VERY COOL reviewer, not just good. And the writing thing, you recognize a lot of things in others work they wouldn't even begin to think of. In doing so, you prove you have it in you to do whatever you want. Keep your chin up off the ground and listen to JP, JP wise old bird. Humor is always a good thing to keep with you while going through chemo. Best advice anyone ever gave me: If you can laugh at it, you can live with it. *Releases RW and smoothes out collar.* JP done ranting.

I really hope I didn't miss anyone, if I did, I promise to catch you twice next time!!!!

Thanks again to you all!