(I'm alive!)
Well, here we gooooooooooo...And PLEEZE give me feedback. I have no idea whether these are good or not...
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Things You Will Absolutely NEVER Hear From the Kenshin-gumi
Kenshin : This? Oh no, I cut myself shaving.
Yahiko : Kaoru, Tsubame and I have decided to elope.
Tsubame : That's it. Sano, if you don't pay your tab, I am going to beat you senseless and I mean NOW!!!
Sano : Sake? SAKE?! Did you know that you can die from too much alcohol in your bloodstream?!
Hiko : Ohhhhh, there's my little Ken-ni! (pinches cheek) How's Shishou's widdle angel?
Saitoh : Hey, Battousai, should I go to the prom the lavender evening gown or the pink chince?
Yutarou : Swordsmanship? Hell no! I'm taking ballet.
Cho : Oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH IT'S SANO!!! Please, Mister Sanos'ke sir, can I get your autograph? Pretty please, oh PRETTY PRETTY PLEEEEZE?!?
Tae : I've HAD it with this joint!! There is virtually NO MONEY in this stinkin' town! I'm movin' to Vegas!
Yahiko : I think I'll switch to being a janitor...
Saitoh : (singing) "Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they--"
Kaoru : Oh man! COOL!! Hey, guess what guys! I just got invited onto Iron Chef!!!
Aoshi : MISAOOOOOO!!!!! MISAO-CHAN, CAN WE GO TO THE PARK NOW, HUH, CAN WE CAN WE, HUH HUH HUH, CAN WE, HUH?!?
Raijuuta : Eeeeeek!! Oh, somebody, please save me! There's a big nasty man with a sword!... (Hey waitaminnit, I'm a big nasty guy with a sword)...(faints)
Jinei : Maybe I'll ditch this thing for a beret.
Misao : Aoshi, you are a sad, stupid little man and if you would actually SHUT UP for two seconds I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TOLERATE YOU!!!
Shishio : Ya know, Yumi, if we're gonna start a family, don't ya think we should get married? I mean, think about it: a nice little cabin in the Alps...
Soujiro : I AM REELY STARTING TO MISS MY @#$%ING RIDDELIN!!!!!
Anji : Like, omiGod, isn't Madonna just, like, so_cool_?
Megumi : Oh Sano-sama, is there anything I can do for you, my big strong hunk of a man? (batts eyelashes)
Enishi : What the HELL was I thinking when I took this gig?!?!
Hannya : Oh Beshimi, have you seen my face cream?
Beshimi : Nope. I got some Twizzlers and some hair gel though, ya wanna try that?
Hyottoko : Okay, where's my girdle? And who stole my oil bag with the little hearts on it; that was hand-stitched by my mother, you know!
Shishio : (whining) Yuuu-miiii, the bath water's too ho-ot...
Houji : NO!!! No more Bryl-Creme, I'm begging you!
Tokio : Who the hell is Saitoh and why am I not even IN this series?!?!
Tsunan : Okay, was it one cup of gunpowder and two cups of--? No, that's not right...
Suzume : Are you. Trash talkin'. To THE BIG ONE?!?!?!?!?
Sano and Saitoh : (singing) "I luv youuuu, you love meee, we're a Meiji fa mi-lyyyyy..."
Kenshin : Aw crap, my roots are showing...
Saitoh and Shishio : (together) Oooooh! Hey Battousai! Who's your tailor?!
Sano : Oh no, Megumi dearest, please, let me pay for that; you know I never force the bill on a lady.
Kaoru : MUST..........NOT..........LOSE..........TEMPER!!!
Sano : Ya know, I think I'll take this wicked character off my back. I mean, what if people think I'm mean or something? I could totally ruin my image.
Kenshin : Okay, let me get this straight. I take a vow not to kill, and the best way not to kill is to not use a sword. And I'm living at a frickin' DOJO?!?!? Am I the only one seeing a conflict of interests here?!
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Well, I hope this works.
No! I didn't stay up until two because I suddenly thought of these!
...I was finishing a drawing too, and I stayed up 'till two-o-four.
I'm so naughty.
Alright, I'm neck-deep in unfinished ninth AND tenth grade work right now, AND trying to keep up with Cobb Symphonie AND teach nine students at the same time!!!
...So I apologize for not updating. But this was short, and I could get a message out that I still exist. So, if ya want more of these, let me know and I'll see if I can come up with more.
Jaa na! ^_^X