Jaa, here goes.
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Things the Kenshin-gumi Would Never Say...Probably
Maybe.
But but but...
Shishio : DON'T PEE ON MY FIRE. (Contributed by Emiri-chan's little brother)
Soujiro : But--but I don't know how to use that sword!
Kenshin : But--but then I'll look like a girl!
Sanosuke : But--but I don't want to fight that guy!
Kaoru : Now Kenshin, be a good little manslayer and kick this guy's butt- Thaaat's a good boy.
Shishio : Hey, you taste yummy! WANT MOOOOORE!
Anji : No! I have hair! Really!
Shishio : Yumi! Will you cover your shoulders at once! Honestly, going around like that, it's indecent!
Megumi : You know, Aoshi, I've been looking for a man like you--
Yumi : Man, Shishio honey, you are one ooglie dude. Yeech.
Yahiko : Yes ma'am, would you like a hot apple pie with that?
Shishio : Gardening. Now there's a nice, quiet hobby...
Misao : I just vant to be alone...
Dr. Genzai : Hellooooooo NURSE!
Hiko : I've decided to become a geisha.
Houji : Heyyy, Batousai! Finally, a new big shot to hide behind! Oh boy, now I can be lackey to someone who actually wins!
Kamatari : Hey, Yumi baby, whadda ya say we ditch these losers and--
Saitoh : Cigarettes? Oh no, I do cigars.
Kaoru : What's a bokken?
Okina : And now, I shall sing a song that will later be made famous by one Frank Sinatra...
Enishi : You need a psychiatrist. And I know just where to find one--
Aoshi : Ahhh...sugar.
Kenji : Mom, why did you marry a woman?
Eiji : Oh drat. They killed him before me. Oh well. Hum dee dum dum dum...
Ayame + Suzume : Well, we certainly weren't key characters for very long.
Mariko : Don't rain on my parade.
Tsubame : Waaaaaaahh?! Yahiko! You've been cheating on me, you player!
Sano : Whoa, look at the buns on that guy..
Kenshin : (singing) "I'm a survi-vor, I'm a forgi-ver"--
Omasu : Oh no, I'm French. Can't you tell?
Hiko : I do.
Saitoh : Ya know, for some reason this whole vendetta thigamajig just doesn't seem very fair...
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Jaa, I just saw the reely reely REELY cool episodes where Kenshin fights
Shishio and comes home, and now Shishio is very easy to write these for.
He's cracked.
Soshite, the next chapter for P. A., C. Is coming along! I want it to be a little longer before I post though, so...
Saa, if I think of any more, I'll post! Later.
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