Okay right, another fic, not so much Coca-Cola this time so it should be better- should be... not promising... And Otacon and wolf... cool idea:) I love to see the unpopular guy get the girl too:) But so strange how he suddenly turns into a Calvin Kline model look-alike disguising himself as a geek in the second one.

Graham: Tom Green everybody!

Tom: *Sits down next to Graham* My bum is on the chair my bum is on the chair- look at me, my bum is on the chair!

Graham: .......So it is... So tell me about your career, you seem to love what you do.

Tom: Well yeah, annoying the hell out of people is fun! *Starts repeatedly poking Graham chanting "Poking is fun, poking is fun, pokey pokey poke, poking is fun!"* See?

*Raiden watches Tom in awe and starts poking Snake*

Snake: Grrrr.. stop it!

Raiden: *Stops for a while with a blank look on his face... Then pokes faster.* But poking IS fun!

Snake:*Smacks Raiden... Hard.* I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND, STOP IT!

Raiden: Duh...

*Tom Green suddenly freaks out and flings Graham off of his chair screaming manically "I am the

fairy queen, hear me roar, AAARRRGGGHHHHH!"*

Raiden:.......*has a contemplative look on his face*

Otacon: I wouldn't if I were you...

Raiden: I'm not you... My name's ... uhh, begins with r... it's coming wait a minute...

Liquid: Or a decade.

Raiden: Radon that's it!

Otacon: *Sighs* Raiden......

Raiden: Right... What was I going to do again?

Liquid: Well...

Otacon: Stirrer!

*At that moment Tom decides to Mimic Liquid behind his back, but Liquid turns round in time to catch him*

Liquid: How dare you, you insolent fool!

Tom: *In funny voice.* How dare you, you insolent fool!

Liquid: URRGGGGHHH!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

All: uh-oh!

* A small thudding noise is heard and in comes...*

Snake: *In that funny voice he does* Metal Gear!?!

Otacon: If you say that like that one more time...

Raiden: *In a wussier voice* Metal Gear?!?

Otacon: Shuddup! Anyway, it's only a 5 foot tall!

Snake: I always wondered what it would be like to look down on a Metal Gear...

Liquid: It's Metal Gear Mini-Me! Stand in awe of it's awesomeness!!

Raven: *Looks down at feet* Uhh Boss, you made it yourself didn't you?

Liquid: ............

Tom: Hey Rex your momma's a snow blower! *Jumps at Rex and humps the heck out of it's leg.*

Feels good, feels good!

Rex: Damn, he's annoying, I can't take it anymore!

Raiden: My name's Raiden.

Rex: URGH, Noooooo! *Self destructs knocking Tom unconscious.*

Liquid: Oh well, you win some, you lose some...

Snake: *Under his breath* More like you lose some, you lose some.

Graham: I must say this has been the most... interesting show I've had.

Raiden: I'm a special boy.

Graham: Now what do I do? You've knocked out my guest.

Snake: I know!

Graham: *Pretends not to hear. Thinks "Anyone but him." looks at Wolf... "Or her" looks at Psycho

Mantis... "Or...oh I give up!"*

Snake: *Bouncing up and down on his seat.* I know, I know!! Sirrrr!! Pick me!!!

Graham: Yes you, go on.

Snake: Welll... 101 uses for a box!

Naomi: *Under breath.* How about over your head...

*Snake walks up to front with a box.*

Graham: Here we go...

Snake: *Sits in box and makes rowing motions* A rowing boat- *looks pleased* I'm winning the

race!

Liquid: *In shame* That's my brother...

Otacon: I'd say I think he's finally snapped... but I think he snapped way back...*Remembers back to when Snake first saw a box... Remembers how Snake ran towards the box - arms wide open and in as voice full of love shouted "It's so beautiful!" the box just lays there... when Snake got to it he vowed they would never part.*

Snake: Number 2... *Then Snake puts the box down on floor and sits his Grumpy Care Bear down beside him.* It can be a table!

Snake: *Pours imaginary tea from the imaginary teapot into the imaginary cup and places it on the box.* Would you like some tea Grumpy? *In muffled voice.* Why yes I would Snake, you're my best friend.

Snake: *In normal voice.* Thank you you're mine too, let's be friends forever.

Otacon: I thought we were best friends!!

Graham: STOPP!!!! This is getting too disturbed!

Psycho Mantis: Wait 'till you see my house. *Winks at Raiden*

Raiden: *Screams dementedly* The stalk, the stalk, tell me it's not true!!!! *Goes into spasms*

Wolf: If I can I'd like to say something...

*Audience are silent from what they've seen*

Wolf: I've split up from Rover- turns out he was using me for the dog biscuits! *Looks at Otacon* If you still want me...

Otacon: You still have Quake at your house?

Wolf: Uh-huh!

Otacon: Alright!

Wolf : Bark for me baby! *Otacon just stares at her.*

Snake: Kinky!

Wolf: Uhh, I mean I love you

*She and Otacon kiss.*

Snake: Geez, you'd think they were trying to eat each other...