Blame the twentieh reviewer, "Dark-Kagome"san.
Here we go...Wadda we got, wadda we got, wadda we got... I know! Outtakes -slash-things they'd never say! Okay, okay...
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Em-chan: (seated on her bed, hunched over the computer with her kimono slung around her shoulders and her katana in her lap)
Eidan-kun: (10yr old brother) What the heck are you doing now?
Em-chan: Hmm?
Eidan-kun: I said what the heck are you doing now you crazy Jap?
Em-chan: (Whips head in his direction) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, BAKA CHAN?! (fingers katana)
Eidan-kun: Dang it all, that's the other thing that always bugs me; what's with you and knives?! You've got them all over your room!!
Em-chan: No I don't (innocent blink) How can I, I'm still so early in the collection! I only have one katana, a pen/knife, a lipstick knife, a bokutou, a tenuchi, a bow, a cane, three bamboo sticks, and two dowels! I'm so far behind it's not even funny!
Eidan: ARRRRRGH! EM you IDIOT you SLEEP with the stupid sword!! How is that behind?! Stupid jap--
Em-chan:" (slap) ROWR! (Hiss) (goes big angry chibi and raises katana over head, IN sheath this time) OMAE O KOROSU!!!
Eidan-kun: (mimicking) Oh-my-a oh kuh-ro-soo... You are so lame.
Em-chan: (screeching) OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!!! OOUUUUUTTT!! YOU'RE RUINING MY CONCENTRATION!! DIE DIE DIE!!! (Whack)
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Okay, now for the good stuff-- (-SLAM-) -- yeah.
If you wanna know something reely scary, this was an actually conversation two days ago.
Oaky. Next...
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Chapter 3:
Why me?
Outtakes. God help me. (gulps sugar)
A:
1. The scene where Kenshin forgets that he's naked and wants to go stop
Raijuuta, and goes to Kaoru...(oops) Take one
Kenshin: Shinko Ryuu?!
Director: (nods expectantly)
Kenshin: ......(sigh) (puts hand to temples) Okay, okay, sorry. Do I HAVE to do this?
Sano: (calls from offscreen) Kenshin come on, this is no time for
insecurities! It's in your contract!
Kenshin: Sano, considering what I know because of accidentally walking
into your dressing room, I don't think I'm the one who should have insecurities
Director: STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP --
2. Take two
Kenshin: Shinko Ryuu?!
Director: Uh huh, and?
Kenshin: ......
Director: (glare)
Kenshin: ...... I'm sorry--
Director: AGGGGGHH!! Why?! WHY ME?!
Kenshin: Whassa matter D-chan? You that anxious to see me? You aren't hiding anything from us are you?
Yahiko: Oi, I think he's drunk
Director: Tasuki. Tasuki could do this, I could just tell him Miaka's watching--
Kenshin: HEY!
Director: --plus he's a natural redhead--
Kenshin: OI!!
3. Take three
Kenshin: Shinko Ryuu?!
Director: (prays) Pleeze, just one correct take and I'll let him wear whatever he wants for the next scene...
Kenshin: That's it! (stands up to reveal boxer shorts with tanuki all over them) That's wh--
Director: DRAT! DRAT DRAT IT ALL-- (cries)
Kenshin: (stops director's hand from moving toward his Pepsi with a poised cyanide pill)
4. ...Take thirty-five
Director: (hair's ruffled, clothes are dirty, Pepsi cans have stopped coming
to be replaced with Irish Reds) Ya knooow, my mom said I could allays do
an'thin I wanted to in life.. Why the hell din't she stop mee?
Kenshin: Shinko Ryuu?!
Director: (sarcastically puts hands up to form a picture frame, waiting expectantly for the "nothing doing")
Kenshin: (stands up) That's what--
Director: (drunkenly) Oookay, cut! Next take...
Kenshin: (blinks) But--but I did it this time
Director: Naa ya din't, ya never do...
Kenshin: (slaps own face) No. I don't believe it, I finally decide to humor the idiot and he CUTS THE TAPE!! AARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!! I can't believe it!!! NO! NO! N--
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B:
To come...Suggest scenes please!
Okay, this is indeed a test. I want to know who likes my kind of insane, random, possibly dry humor. If I get at least ten answers, I'll write more.
Jaa na minna!
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