Unfortunately.)
(Please, give Em-chan's widdle brother some feedback on whether he's good or not, [and Em-chan], and make a 10 year old and 16 year old very, VERY happy.)
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Em-chan: Okay, now for-- wha--wait. Wait, what are you doing?! WHAT---
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Eidan-kun: bwahahahaBWAAHAHAHABWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!! Yes! I have taken control of The Laptop! Now, before the ruronific, something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!! BWAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHSHA
Em-chan: You have learned well, young Padawan.
Eidan-kun: Shuddup. Now, let me introduce myself: I am EIDAN: KING OF ALL
SHINOBI!!!!! And if you read this fic death will come on a swift, silent wind!
....After I finish stuffing my face with Easter candy.
Em-chan: If he can get out the door...
Eidan-kun: Heyyyyyy!
Em-chan: (startled) What?! Are you telepathic now? I didn't say that out loud! Look at the italics or whatever!!
Eidan-kun: Uh, Em...I read the screen.
Em-chan: ......Right. Now onto bigger things...
Eidan-kun: Yeah, copyright issues... Please don't confuse me with my master--
Em-chan: Bwahaha
Eidan-kun: --the guy with the red scarf.
Em-chan: HEY!
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Chapter 4
Whoa...
B.
1. Take one: scene where Kenshin walks in on Kaoru in the bath, ep. 1
Kenshin: Impossible!
Kaoru: (resurfaces)
Kenshin: (rushes in) No! Don't kill yourse-- (*blinkblink*) Whoa.
Kaoru: (is wearing an extremely revealing black evening gown with a low
cut V, a slit all the way up her thigh and a red rose in her mouth)
Hey, Ken-chan. (locks door)
Kenshin: @_@X Hi... Um, are you alright?
Director: Kenshin, we can't keep this scene, those clothes weren't invented yet.
Kenshin: Oh no you DON'T. You're gonna KEEP this next scene and you're gonna give me the tape! ^^
Director: CUT. Please.
Kenshin+Kaoru: Drat.
2. Take two
Kenshin: Impossible!
Kaoru: (resurfaces)
Kenshin: (rushes in) No! Don't kill yourse-- (pauses)
Kaoru: (grins like an idiot with arms wide) What took you so long?
Kenshin: ^^(leaps across the room into Kaoru's wide-spread arms and some
serious necking begins)
Director: O.O; Uh, guys? Hello?
Kenshin+Kaoru: (no answer) ...... (pause) Kenshin: We're a little busy, try later-- (resumes necking)
Director: CUT!! I SAID CUT!!! Yo, K an' K, this is getting a little over PG-13 rating here!!
Sano: (waves director down) Naah, wait just a few more seconds, she's almost got his shirt--
Director: (goes over and unplugs camera)
3. Take three
Kenshin: Impossible!
Kaoru: (resurfaces)
Kenshin: (rushes in) No! Don't kill yourse-- (stops)
Kaoru: (is wearing a scuba mask and snorkel) *whoo-ie* *whoo-ie* 'Aht?
Kenshin: Don-- *snort* (doubles over laughing) Don't k-kill--
Kaoru: (stands up as more laughter comes from backstage) Cut! *SNAP*
Kenshin: @O@;X (stares) O--oro--o?
Director: (nosebleed)
4. Take four
Kenshin: Impossible!
Kaoru: (resurfaces)
Kenshin: (rushes in) No! Don't kill yourse-- AAAAAH! (rushes a little TOO fast and hits the side of the tub, smacking the window sill, rolling upward, and falling out window)
Kaoru: (blinks and looks over the edge) Oh dear.
Kenshin: (from 'outside' tangled in props) Ow...
5. Take five
Kenshin: Impossible!
'Kaoru': (resurfaces)
Kenshin: (rushes in) No! Don't kill yourse-- O.O;;; AAAAAAARRRGGGGHH!!!
Kamatari: What?
Director: (massages temples) Why.....WHY couldn't we have just hired a manly woman? WHY?!?!?
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Eidan-kun: YOU THINK IT'S OVER?!?!? EIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAHH-- (crash)
Em-chan: (looks up from manga) Hmm?
Eidan-kun: ...Ow. (looks at foot stuck in linolium--linoleom? lineolime? leoliinaniam? [...We really can't spell, can we?] [Nope.] --from violent, misplaced axe-kick)
Em-chan: Eidan-chan, mom is going to kill you when she sees a humongous hole in her floor with you stuck in it.
Eidan-kun: YAA-- (smacksmack)
(hits Em-chan with a tornado kick that rips his foot from the mausolium.
[Linalius? LEEN-- Aw, crap.])
(looks up to see Em-chan venting steam from her ears as an angry chibi with two fish-bowl-sized lumps on her head covered by cross bandaids)
Eidan-kun: *Eep*. Woah, look at the time! Got things to do, bad guys to pummel-- (bows) The KING OF ALL SHINOBI must bid you farewell--Plus I got that high score to beat--See ya! (poof)
Em-chan: (shakes fist at cloud of dust) UNTIL NEXT UPDATE, YOU LITTLE RUNT!!!
Eidan-kun: Yeah, by then I'll be a black belt
Em-chan: *GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAR*--