Snakeboarding- had to have it! Can't wait for Substance! *Bounces up and down on chair in excitement.* I think I'll do more chapters and maybe insert some kind of mission and a vague story-line, however much I love randomness...
I don't really hate Raiden either, but bless, he's so cute when he's dumb, and it fits him soooo well!
*After Snake and gang have had their fun, they leave- although it's very hard to pull Raiden away from the stage.*
Raiden: I'm the queen of the world!!!
Solidus: Well you've certainly got one part right...
*7 songs later- and they're finally outside.*
Snake: LIQUOR STORE!
Otacon: Let's get pissed!
All: ?
Otacon: Everyone has to let go sometimes...
*Snake looks to Raiden, clinging in fear to his arm.*
Snake: Yeah! Let go!
Raiden: Mantis is out to get me you know!
Snake: *Obviously enjoying this.* Yeah, and did you see the way Vamp looked at you?
Raiden: Yeah she was hot!
Snake: *Not enjoying it so much anymore- in fact rather scared.* It was a he...
Raiden: ...but...but!
Snake: His real name's Steve! And he's now a truckie...
Raiden: I don't believe you! I only listen to Jacqueline!
Otacon: Huh?
Raiden: Say hello Jacqueline...
Thin air: ..........
Raiden: She says Hi... *Saucily.* And she likes the look of you Liquid...
Liquid: *Blushes.* Hi there... Well she'll have to accept she's not as pretty as me! I mean shut up idiot!
Snake: Well he's sunk to an all time low...
Otacon: Lower than the time he stole candy from a baby?
Liquid: MWAHAHAHHH!
Me: Nice one!
Snake: ...and beat it over the head with it...
Otacon: Lower than the time he held up the hair salon and ordered them to give you a mullet Snake?
Snake: *Shiftily.*Er, yeah...that was all him, I would never order a mullet!
Liquid: *Takes the credit.* Mwahahahahahaha!
Otacon: Lower than the time he spiked the world supply of Sunny D so that whoever would drink it turned into a lizard?
Meryl: One fatal flaw... that was after the craze, who drinks it anymore?
Lizard guy: Hey!!!!
Liquid: Mwahahahahahah!!!
Otacon: Lower than the time he set all the Jigglypuff toys to kill their owners?
Me: I told you they were evil, EVIL!!!!
Liquid: They shouldn't have liked Pokemon then! Oh and, Mwahahahahaha!
Otacon: Lower than the time...
Wolf: Okay, okay we get it! Stupid Americans...
Otacon: I think I'm English?... (A/N. Due to my poor memory, he might actually be American, or even French, or even bloody Russian...)
*Snake notices Meryl's drooling at a guy skating down the street.*
Meryl: Oh yeah, that sweet ass...
Snake: Isn't that my line? And I'm really going to kill that guy!
Otacon: Ahh the green eyed monster comes out...
Raiden: Green eyed monster...?! Where?!! *Does high pitched shrill scream.* Argghhh!
*Snake aims at the guy, but he's far too quick for him, He's like a character that should be in the next game or something. So he decides to shoot 5 random people dead in the street to get her attention, it doesn't work...*
Snake: I just don't get it- killing stuff always worked before...
Wolf: Maybe she needs more than you just to kill stuff...
Snake: Why ever would anyone ever need more than that?! Oh I know! *Hands Meryl a box.*
Snake: It's my best one!
Meryl: *Unimpressed.* Oh...a......box. Great. *Mutters under her breath "Cheap ba****d." and goes back to drooling over that guy.*
Snake: *Dramatically.* I must win my love back, but how? *Suddenly looks like he's found an idea.*
Otacon: I don't like that look, it usually means he's going to write over all my hard drive with porn...
Wolf: Or try and ride my wolf like a horse...
Raiden: Or stuff my wig down his pants and let me wear it the next day...
Liquid: Or destroy my evil empire by wreaking my evil war machine, whilst making use of my bad driving skills to crash into me, bringing about an untimely event of Foxdie, in which all my dreams and hopes are forever crushed... Damn you Snake, I will get you! *Breaks down and cries.* I WILL get you...someday...
Snake: Is he still on about that...?
Otacon: So what's your plan then?
*Snake picks off a skateboard that's been tied to Raiden's back.*
Raiden: Noo!!! I need that, I figure I get knocked out so much that if I put that on my back, I could land on it and roll to safety.
Snake: Safety, around here?! And how do you figure you get knocked out so much?! *Smashes Raiden around the head with the skateboard- and knocks him unconscious.* Didn't help you much in the end did it?
Wolf: Why'd you do that?
Snake: To prove a point - he should never try and think for himself.
Otacon: So you're going to out skate that guy? I'm sorry to say this... but skating isn't really your thing, maybe you should really try to stick to killing and maiming...
Snake: Well... ok, for old times sake... *Smashes skateboard into Otacon.* And being alive and well isn't your kind of thing.
Wolf: It's funny and everything, but do you really need to be so violent?
Snake: Er...Yes.
Snake:*Places skateboard on ground and steps onto it.* I am the man who makes the impossible- possible...
*Snake is wobbling the board from side to side, with one foot still on the ground, waving his arms around.*
Raiden: Narly!
Otacon: *Sighs at Raiden's constant stupidity.* Snake, you need to push yourself with the other foot, then totally stand on it.*
Snake: But that's......Impossible!
Liquid: *Badly want's to see Snake fall on his face- in fact the guy getting Meryl's attention was his newest scheme.* The Impossible- possible....
Snake: OK...*Starts pushing himself towards the rails of a shop, and somehow manages to jump and slide the rail for about half a second.*
Snake: Jack I'm flying, I'm flying!!!
Raiden: Woohooo, go Snake! *Watches in awe.*
*Snake inevitably loses balance.*
Snake: I'm falling, I'm falling... DAMN I'M FALLING!!!!
*Snake smashes his bejewelys into the rail, and tears form in every guys eyes that are watching...*
Wolf: He won't be called Solid Snake any more...
*Snake then falls down the rest of the stairs.*
*SMASH!.....*
Raiden: Oooh!
*BANG!......*
Wolf: World of pain!
*CLANG!...*
Meryl: Ouchie!
*BASH....BANG!.....*
Otacon: Shezze...
Snake: *Stands up triumphantly at the fact he's still in one piece... barely.* I'm ok!*Waves and smiles.*
*The board smacks him on the back, pushing him down the rest of the stairs.*
Snake: Not ok... *Try's to stand up but crumples back down into a battered mess.*