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At some point I promise this will turn into a mission with a plot and theme! But I don't know where or when this will end...
*After Snake has pulled himself together...*
Meryl: *Trying not to laugh- because that fall was really nasty and painful looking.* Are you ok now Snake?
Snake: *Thinks to himself "At least I got her attention."* Yeah just about... Ok time to try again. *Shudders.*
Raiden: I don't think that's a good idea...
*Snake slams Raiden's head into the bar- which incidentally is blood stained after that ordeal, also quite bent...*
Raiden: Thinking hurts...
Snake: Finally you get it!
Raiden: Get what? You told a joke?
Snake: No but if you want...
Raiden: Joke time! Yey! *Smiles dementedly.*
Snake: What do you call Raiden?
Raiden: Clever, cool, snazzy...
Snake: Noooo...
Raiden: What then?
Snake: An idiot!
Raiden: I don't get it, it's not very clever or funny... Where's the punch line?
Snake: *Punches Raiden as hard as he can.* There.
Raiden: *woozily.* I see funny stars above my head... They're pretty. Pretty stars...
Meryl: Maybe we should separate those two, they seem to wind each other up...
Wolf: *While looking at Raiden walking jaggedly, and smashing into things after Snake's punch.* Maybe you're right.
Liquid: No, I don't think so, It's all rather funny...
Me: Of course it is!
Liquid: You keep on popping up don't you, don't you have anywhere else to go ?
Me: Well...no, not really. *Walks away sadly.* But I'll be back! HAHAHA!
Snake: Right... Ok so this time it'll work. *Gets on skateboard.*
Otacon: *Sighs.* Oh no...
*Snake goes to start skateboarding again.*
Otacon: Oh no... Wait I have an idea! *Whispers to Snake.*
Snake: I object! I'm no cheater! Ok maybe I am...
*While the others have their backs turned Otacon puts on the stealth suit.*
Snake: *Whispered to Otacon.* So you're gonna push me? And they won't realise?
Otacon: *Whispered to Snake.* Yeah they can't see me.
*Everyone turns round to see Snake suddenly take off and skate like a pro, First he grinds the rail that defeated him before.*
Wolf: Stylin'!
*Then he does a 360 onto a shop roof.*
Solidus: Radical!
Invisible Otacon: *Pant...pant...*
*Then goes over the ramp on the shop roof over to the next.*
Meryl: Air time!
Invisible Otacon: *Almost collapses.*
*Snake just stands...*
Snake: Otacon!
Meryl: What do you mean Otacon?
Snake: Er...It's a new skating term...
Meryl: *Confused.* Er right...
Invisible Otacon: *Pant...pant..wheeze...* Co...m...ing...
*Snake slides down the shop wall to the floor.*
Raiden: Otacon!
*Snake then finishes off with a grind, switching to the other side while grinding then to a 360. Otacon takes off the suit inconspicuously*
Liquid: Awesome.
Not so invisible Otacon: Totally rad! *...Pant...pant...*
Raiden: Super-duper!
Solidus: What a queer... I disown him!
Raiden: But daddy I love you. *Clings to his leg.*
Solidus: Again...Killed your parents...!
Raiden: .... Mummy... *Finally gets it and starts sobbing uncontrollably.* I HATE YOU...YOU POO HEAD! I WANT MY MUMMY!!!
Solidus: Kids say the darndest things...
Meryl: Snake that was great!
Snake I know! I'm the best.... man!
*Meryl grabs snake and plays tonsil tennis with him.*
Otacon: Breath through your nose! *Pant...pant...gasp.* *Hyperventilates and collapses. *
Snake: Mphhff. *Gives thumbs up sign...
Wolf: Otacon you really need to get more fit, and stay off the fatty foods, I mean what exercise have you done today to be worthy of that?
Otacon: *Still in a heap on the floor.* Grrr... *Pant...* I *Pant..* do *Pant...* NOT *Gasp...* deserve *Pant..* this *Pant...* life... *Promptly loses consciousness...*
Wolf : Oh dear...